Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

The never-ending train 12

Just when Xu Ye was thinking about what to do,

The mirror fragments in my arms began to get hot,

Xiaoyue, who had black hair and wore a red bow princess dress, came out, holding a little yellow seat in her arms:

“Wow, brother, this thing is so comfortable to sit on. Xiaoyue wants a few more. Lie on it and make a bed to sleep.”

Seeing that Xu Ye ignored her, Xiaoyue grabbed the newspaper and said aggrievedly with her palm-sized face:

“Brother, what are you looking at? Is it cuter than Xiaoyue?”

Xu Ye: “…”

Suddenly, his eyes lit up: “Can you see what’s written on it?”

Xiaoyue pursed her lips and looked at the newspaper: “Accident…phone…wuwuwu, Xiaoyue doesn’t know so many words.”

So shameful.

She was very young when the accident occurred and no one taught her anything. Later, I wandered in the world of ghost stories for many years and could barely remember a few words.

“It’s okay. Can you draw the things above and give them to your brother?”

Xu Ye handed the little girl a ballpoint pen.

Xiaoyue’s movements were very unfamiliar. It looked like she had never used a pen very often. What she wrote was crooked, which made Xu Ye frown.

Has he neglected his children’s education?

Too incompetent.

After Xiaoyue finished writing, she looked up and saw Xu Ye’s complicated expression, and she suddenly had a bad feeling.

This hunch was quickly verified,

The next second, Xu Ye touched her head and said guiltily: “You always help me, and I never give you any reward.”

“Really? I want snacks…”

“Starting from tomorrow, I will reward you with going to school.” Xu Ye made a decision with a wave of his hand.

“No.”

Xiaoyue jumped up and immediately wanted to get back into the mirror fragments.

Help, who in the family understands why she is forced to go to school?

When someone grabbed the bow on his clothes from behind, Xu Ye said calmly: “It’s shameful to run away. It’s futile.”

Barrage: “You are so vicious, the reward is to go to school.”

“Xiaoyue almost cried after hearing this. How can you repay kindness with hatred?”

“By the way, if Xiaoyue goes to school, will she go to a school in Weirdness? If not, who will teach her?”

“Okay, I want to go to school with Xiaoyue and be classmates.”

“This classmate, you are really brave.”

One person and one child pushed the snack cart. When they arrived at the door of Car No. 05, a burst of white light suddenly appeared in front of their eyes, and they were sucked in smoothly.

Xu Ye saw clearly what was written in Xiaoyue’s newspaper and made a decision. A smile appeared on his lips: “Is this really the case?”

He didn’t want to waste time. As soon as he entered the carriage, he walked quickly, pushing a cart full of snacks and not asking anyone to buy them.

But someone just didn’t get what he wanted.

“Hey, give me a bottle of Jianlibao.”Xu Ye glared at the man and was so frightened that he immediately retracted his head.

“Why are you dragging me? I’m just a waiter.”

Xu Ye ignored it and continued walking forward.

Maybe it’s because of the weird setting, but there are a lot of people who don’t have eyesight today.

In front, a young couple were making love to each other. Among them, a young man wearing a black leather jacket said aggressively: “Why are you staring? Come and pack betel nuts.”

Xu Ye reached out to the betel nut and casually quoted the price: “50…”

“I want the best kind. If it’s not expensive, I won’t eat it.”

The young man took out a black wallet, opened it proudly, and showed it to his girlfriend next to him.

Xu Ye’s eyes widened. There was a thick pile of tens of thousands of dollars inside.

He suddenly wasn’t in a hurry to clear the customs, and a polite smile appeared on his face: “Hello, your betel nut.”

“50 yuan…one.”

“Are you kidding me?” The young man in the leather jacket was angry, his eyes wanted to spit out fire: “Is your betel nut made of gold?”

“Just because he’s rich doesn’t mean he’s a fool.”

“It costs 50 yuan for a betel nut. There are at least dozens of betel nuts in a pack. Doesn’t this make him a big grievance?”

Xu Ye patted his thigh and said with bright eyes: “How do you know? There is gold in it, which is priceless.”

After that, she snatched the wallet from his hand and said, “No need to count. If there is not enough, I will help you make up for it.”

Then he ran away in a hurry.

In front, Xiaoyue was holding the little yellow seat that had just been removed. The two of them met and got out of the car in one breath.

All that was left was a confused passenger.

After following the same pattern for more than a dozen carriages, with bulging pockets in his jacket, he finally arrived at the driver’s cab.

…

In Sakura Country, Ichiro Sato, wearing a salesman uniform, was walking through the corridors, doing business calmly.

He has a fairly good understanding of the prices of these commodities, which is probably based on the outside price multiplied by two. It’s a bit expensive, but most passengers can afford it.

While selling goods, my mind can still spin rapidly.

What should I do? Neither the flight attendant nor the salesperson could fully read the words on the newspaper.

Judging from the information currently available, the train is likely to encounter a car accident next. The Chosen One’s mission should be to stop this car accident.

But how to stop it? What happened that day? All relevant written reports above have been obliterated.

He glanced at the passenger drinking Jianlibao in front of him. If he handed the newspaper to the passenger to read, he would definitely know what happened, but this would definitely violate Rule 4.

A child ran past: “Uncle, I want to eat a lollipop.”

Ichiro Sato thought slightly. If he took this child out, even if the other party turned black, he should be able to kill him with his own strength, right?

That’s not right, the child can’t read.

Unless the other party can draw the contents of the newspaper.

Having made up his mind, Sato Ichiro inadvertently took out a bag of snacks and shook them towards the back when he was getting out of the carriage.

“Sugar, candy.”

As expected, the children followed out of the carriage without the company of their parents.

“Can I help uncle do something and give you some candy?” Sato Ichiro smiled kindly.

Soon, the excerpt from the newspaper was finished, and Ichiro Sato finished scanning it with a look of understanding on his face.

He was too young and didn’t know what he wrote. He raised his head in confusion and stretched out his hands: “Brother, give me candy.”

“OK.”

Facing those innocent eyes, Sato Ichiro took out the lollipop and peeled off the outer packaging himself: “Brother, feed you.”

Suddenly, his hand moved down from the child’s mouth and pinched the child’s neck.

It’s better to be careful.

Don’t give yourself any leverage.

The body was randomly stuffed into the gap between the suitcases. Ichiro Sato pulled the hem of his uniform and pushed the snack cart to the next car.

Barrage: “So cruel, even the children will not be spared.”

“I think that’s right. Can the people in the car still be considered children? Aren’t they already dead?”

“Oppa Sato, come on.”

“Stop arguing, I only care about what is written in the newspaper.”

The salesman entered the carriage at the same time, and only the chosen ones, Liao Liao and Liao Liao, responded quickly and changed their character clothes.

Perhaps to prevent cheating, the content on the note was blurred.

The consequence of this is that viewers in each live broadcast room cannot see the detailed process of reporting the accident, and the country cannot send messages to the chosen ones through prompt opportunities.

Leaders of various countries are so anxious that they are scratching their heads.

“Here, those who haven’t changed their clothes won’t be dead soon, right?”