Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

The never-ending train 8

Xu Ye came to the place where the man disappeared just now and pushed hard the door of Car No. 05.

Didn’t move.

Barrage: “I’m dazzled, how on earth did he get through?”

“It seems that the only permissions currently unlocked by the Chosen One are logistics and No. 04, their own carriage.”

“I didn’t see any other flight attendants coming to take away the carriage.”

“I understand, it’s a matter of space. This logistics compartment should be connected to each section of the compartment door,”

Xu Ye thought about the world of strange stories silently for a while. He stopped worrying about this issue and opened the newspaper in his hand to check:

Several passengers ran over and asked with playful smiles: “Give us a look too.”

“roll!”

Looking at the words “speeding derailment” and “no survivors”, Xu Ye frowned.

He raised his head and glanced inside the car.

As the driving time became longer, the atmosphere among everyone became more and more heated, and they discussed many matters after returning home:

“I can go home. My heart feels better than the meat I eat, and the water tastes sweeter.” A middle-aged man with a dirty face and carrying a large bag said.

The blue-collar girl wearing a shirt sat on the seat and secretly wiped her tears: “Dad has cancer, so I rushed to see him for the last time.”

The old man who had just brought the watermelon with a human head into the car: “I want to pursue freedom, like the wind…”

Xu Ye was currently on an express train. Everyone was dressed in outfits that were popular more than ten years ago. At that time, there were few high-speed trains and airplanes were not common.

Express is the most cost-effective and fastest mode of transportation.

“I haven’t been back for three years. My wife and children stay at home. I miss them so much.”

“What? Three years, then congratulations, you may have to give birth to your second child directly.”

Several people were laughing and joking, Xu Ye frowned even deeper, and continued reading the newspaper:

“This was an accident. Because xxx (here was crossed out), after the incident, while we comforted those families, all relevant personnel were removed from their posts.”

Barrage: “Old man Watermelon is so funny, what does wind mean?”The same freedom. Damn it, he’s not a fugitive, right? ”

“It’s a bit sad. These people all have different identities. They are other people’s fathers, daughters, and husbands. At the moment of the accident, their relatives must be so sad.”

“Look at their appearance, they have no idea what is about to happen…”

People in the carriage were talking and shedding tears of blood.

Xu Ye quickly took out a cigarette and lit it. According to his observation, such a cigarette can last for up to 50 minutes, and there are a total of 10 cigarettes in the box.

…

Walking back from the door of Car No. 05, it was time for patrols every hour again.

Xu Ye didn’t feel tired at all, he just thought that there were a lot of rules on the train. If a person with a bad memory accidentally ignored one of them, he would die.

It takes a person with a good memory to survive.

Xu Ye thought, if you have a bad memory, you should read the rules a few times, take them out and familiarize yourself with them, and be careful not to make mistakes.

If you really follow what the rules say, finish everything, sit on the little yellow chair, and feel like you have nothing to rest, that will be a real disaster.

Gee, this is not about participating in the strange rules and training an agent. It doesn’t get more complicated than this.

Xu Ye suddenly thought of a documentary he had watched, which mentioned the cultivation of Gu in Miaojiang.

Put all the voodoos together and cultivate them. The big ones will eat the small ones, and then they will be eaten by the bigger ones. In the end, the most powerful one will be left, which is the voodoo king.

The current situation is so similar to the documentary.

Passing by the little yellow seat, I naturally did not choose to sit down. I continued walking forward and saw an honest-looking man in a yellow vest jumping up.

“Great, I got it, I got it.”

“What did you hit?” the person next to him asked immediately.

“I won the prize.” It was the person who had just bought Jianlibao. The uncle was holding a can pull-tab in his hand: “Fifty thousand!”

“Hiss~” The people around took a breath: “Jianlibao, a big brand, will never lie to people. Brother, now you are rich.”

After hearing his words, many people’s eyes became hot and they looked at the winner with envious eyes.

“Look at the requirements for receiving the award.”

“I’m presbyopic and can’t see clearly.”

At this time, Xu Ye happened to pass by: “I said this flight attendant… little brother, can you help me read the content above?”

It’s serious patrol time now, and according to the rules, the flight attendant cannot refuse the guest’s request.

Xu Ye nodded, “Okay.”

“Congratulations, you won the prize. If you want to receive the prize, where should you go? Go to Jingming City.”

It’s just that the originally normal advertising slogan was turned into a three-character sutra by him, with a cadence and a lot of modal particles.

It’s not like a winning word, it’s more like some kind of MLM process.

After hearing this, the uncle’s face darkened on the spot, but he couldn’t get angry easily.

He slapped his thighs, sat on the ground, and cried sadly: “Oh, what should I do? I won’t go to Jingming City. The child at home is sick, and he is still waiting for me to go back and take care of him.”

His crying soon aroused the kindness of “others”,

I saw a middle-aged man with a slicked back hair and a suit and leather shoes walking over: “Hey, old man, I have 8,000 yuan here in exchange for your prize.”

The uncle was pleasantly surprised at first. Hearing the words eight thousand, he immediately fainted:

“No, I only have 50,000 yuan, and you only have 8,000 yuan. Can you add more?”

“That’s it.” The man looked down at the uncle with a very harsh tone, as if he was taking advantage of the situation: “Can you still treat your child’s illness?”

The uncle nodded, wondering: “I really need cash to treat my child. My baby can’t wait to go to Jingming City.”

Then he knelt down and kowtowed loudly, his forehead was red and swollen: “Please, please add more, eight thousand yuan is not enough, ten thousand yuan.”

“Ten thousand yuan will cover my baby’s medical expenses.”

So there was a scene in the carriage. The uncle knelt on the ground and begged pitifully. The middle-aged boss was arrogant and refused to increase the money at all.

It was a perfect bullying scene, and the man in the suit took a big advantage, exchanging 8,000 for 50,000.

Seeing that kowtowing didn’t work, the uncle gradually became more and more shaken, and said helplessly: “Okay, then I’ll give it to you…”

Xu Ye watched this scene with relish, took out a lollipop from his pocket and ate it.

Gee, that’s interesting.

At this moment, when the uncle was about to agree, another voice in the carriage sounded: “I just have 10,000 yuan in hand. If you don’t mind it, I’ll trade it with you.”

Xu Ye licked the candy and looked towards the place where the sound came from.