Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

The never-ending train 3

Just when he was about to have an attack, Xu Ye felt that his bag was bulging. Someone had stuffed something into his pocket. He quietly opened it and took a look. It was a box of cigarettes.

Looking up, I saw the boy winking at me. It seems to be saying that since the things have been collected, can you please be accommodating?

Xu Ye put his palm on his chin, his face was very serious, and Caigou was grinning beside him. Judging from the situation, it seemed that he was just waiting for Xu Ye’s order to pounce on the person and eat him.

The boy in the baseball cap turned pale. Could it be that he had made a mistake and slapped the horse’s butt while flattering him?

He regretted it so much that tears welled up in his eyes. If I had known better, I wouldn’t have chosen to evade fares just to take advantage. It’s okay now, even my life has to be sacrificed.

As my mind was spinning over and over again, the man above me asked: “Since you are not from our carriage, what are you doing here?”

“Ah?” The man looked up in confusion. After meeting Xu Ye’s wise eyes, he had an idea and took the blue paper away: “Yes, yes, I looked at the wrong carriage. Sorry, I’m leaving now. ”

Then, he quickly ran away with his luggage, as if there was a wolf chasing him.

Almost as soon as the man stepped out of the carriage, behind him, a man wearing a green conductor’s uniform held a loudspeaker in his hand: “The tickets are being checked. Take out all the tickets in your hand.”

“If I find out who’s evading fares, I’ll have to beat the conductor’s butt in this carriage.”

Passengers complained: “Didn’t we just check it? Why check it again?”

…

On the other side, A Sanguo, unlike the chosen ones from all countries, Jia Zhangyi asked all passengers to hang outside the carriage when facing the people who were collecting tickets.

Passengers protested: “Why do you do this? We all bought seats.”

“That’s right, who taught you to ride the train like this?”

Jia Zhangyi himself hung on it and did not go in: “Nonsense, I have lived for so many years and the trains have always been like this.”

No matter how much the passengers protested, Jia Zhongyi still blocked the door of the car at the risk of being beaten to death.

In the end, there was no way everyone was hanging on the train.

Jia Zhangyi’s live broadcast room has a large number of people. Compared with the chosen ones from other countries, it forms a beautiful scenery.

Soon, the car was getting faster and faster, and Jia Zhangyi felt a little bad.

This speed seems to be more than one and a half times faster than the train I usually take.

His hands were on the shelf outside, and the strong wind howled by. Facing the extremely fast speed, Jia Zhongyi failed to hold on to the handle and was blown away, falling into the dark track.

[Ding, Ah SanguoThe Chosen One, Jia Zhangyi, was devoured by the Monster World. Currently, the number of copies left in Asan Kingdom is 69. 】

As the announcement sounded, the originally lively live broadcast room went black, but the shock of the Asan Kingdom, represented by Jia Zhongyi, as a great country, continued to everyone.

Hot search on the Internet: “Irregular driving, relatives shed tears.”

“On the topic of a man from Asan Kingdom who can only pick up trains for Wei Wei.”

“Customs of Asan Kingdom…”

After this battle, Asan Kingdom not only lost a chosen one, but also lost its face in front of people all over the world.

President Moadi promptly issued a message to refute the rumors: “That’s not the case. Believe me, I never hang up the train.”

Unfortunately, everyone is not blind, and not many people believe his lies.

…

In the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Sabi sat on the small yellow seat reserved for flight attendants and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Fortunately, he was smart enough to follow the rules and control his emotions.

Therefore, even though his legs were shaking from fear, Sabi still stiffened his neck and said in a strong voice: “I’m not afraid~”

The passengers looked at him with disgust, but didn’t think much of it.

Sabi breathed a sigh of relief and was thinking about whether to get a cup of hot water first when the carriage door was pushed open: “The tickets have been checked, take them all out.”

At first, Sabi didn’t care. He was happy and proud that he had just checked the tickets of all the new passengers on the bus.

But soon, when I found an old passenger I had never seen before, I stopped laughing.

It suddenly occurred to Sabi that he only checked the newly boarded passengers, but ignored the passengers who were already on the bus.

“Should it be okay?” Sabi prayed in his mind.

Soon, the boy in the baseball cap was found guilty of fare evasion, and the flight attendant became furious: “It’s all your fault as a flight attendant.”

Sabi explained: “I was wronged. It was obviously the last flight attendant’s fault. He didn’t check it properly.”

The flight attendant’s eyes were filled with shadows, and his lips suddenly curled up: “Hey, hey, why do you think the flight attendants suddenly changed here?”

“ah–”

Sabi’s buttocks blossomed, and when he stood up again, his backside was covered in blood.

Feeling the pain under his body, Sabi held onto the wall and took two steps with a punch.

He understood that this copy of himself couldn’t sit down and rest.

Barrage: “How pitiful, Sabi looks half disabled.”

“I hope he won’t make any more mistakes in the future.”

“Having been injured to this extent, I think the odds are against him.”

…

Except for some of the chosen ones with blossoming butts, most of the older players were more thoughtful. People like Ivan, Sato Ichiro, Chen Yue and others all got the cigarettes smoothly.

Of course, there are also some stupid people here, like Hassan Ji from Batiguo. As an accountant who has never gone to further education, his purpose of action has always been to be cautious and cautious. So when the man in the baseball cap stuffed the cigarette case into his clothes, he refused the man’s advances without hesitation and reported it to the steward.

When he saw the steward’s eyes filled with uncontrollable greed when facing a cigarette, Hassan felt vaguely that he had done something wrong and that he might have missed an important opportunity, and he felt regretful.

However, he also understands his own character. If he had it to do over again, he probably wouldn’t dare accept that box of cigarettes.

Barrage: “Rule 3 clearly states that tobacco should be rejected. Now it seems that this rule is wrong.”

“Embarrassing. A chosen one with a personality like Hassan’s is too conservative and misses many opportunities.”