Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

The never-ending train 1

“It’s really you.”

There are no surprises in the white sculpture: “I should have thought of it…from the day you disappeared.”

“But why do you want to help two outsiders?”

He didn’t move anything, but Zhou Casshu, who was floating on the spot, could feelHe felt a sharp gaze directed towards him.

He immediately stared back: “What are you looking at? You’re the only one with one eye?”

“I don’t want to stay in the iron pit anymore. It’s very cold.”

At this moment, Sepsl was not in a very good condition, and his figure was shaky. The answer he gave was a bit ridiculous, just because…it was cold.

The white sculpture was silent for a while, a little speechless: “You are still so willful, and you can’t do anything big at all.”

The two of them had such a long meaningless conversation, and Xu Ye became a little impatient.

He took out his electric saw and chopped it directly on the sculpture.

The seemingly fragile plaster material suffered such an attack, but not even a crack appeared.

?

Xu Ye didn’t believe in evil and kept hacking “duang” and “duang”. In the process, a person ran in from outside the door.

Haisan took the long stick and threw it from his head, and the two had a fierce fight, back and forth, with no winner or loser.

The audience was surprised to find that Xu Ye had some tricks up his sleeve.

“I always thought he was a brute force type of player.”

“Boss Xu Ye has made some progress. In the past, he just picked up a kitchen knife and chopped directly.”

“No, Mr. Xu Ye didn’t move at the beginning and allowed others to take advantage of him.”

Haisang punched out, Xu Ye dodged in front of him with a smile on his lips.

Haisang suddenly realized something was wrong, but it was already too late. The next moment, he heard a dog barking, and suddenly a huge force came from behind, and the person was pushed out.

When his fist came into contact with the white sculpture, the whole thing shattered.

Xu Ye: “Hey, I really want you to break it with your own hands.”

A soul floated out of the sculpture, with a tail like Zhou’s.

Seeing the soul moving towards Xu Ye, Zhou Casshu became anxious and hurriedly stepped forward to stop him.

“What, what should I do?”

When he got closer, he began to panic: “I don’t think I can attack the soul.”

Zhou Casshu was so anxious that he opened his mouth in panic and swallowed the soul in front of him in one gulp.

Zhou Cassava: “!!!”

“I eat people.”

A mechanical sound sounded:

[Ding, faith value +2000]

[Current collection progress: 2000/10000]

[Please continue to work hard for the chosen one, collect enough faith points, and you will have the chance to become a god. 】

Zhou Cassava looked dull,

The Dragon Kingdom audience who had been watching in front of the screen were the first to react: “Great, Zhou Casshu has gained the power of faith.”

“Although it’s not as good as Adam’s 8,500, it’s still a good start.”

For a time, governments around the world became excited and sent messages one after another to remind their chosen ones.

Although the death rate of this copy is high, there are extra rewards for those who survive.

Faith value, becoming a god, each word alone makes people envious and amazed.

Seeing the soul in the white sculpture being eaten, Haisan was stunned. Xu Ye seized the opportunity, took out his hidden mother’s kitchen knife, and threw it accurately. Haisan’s head fell to the ground.

The heads chopped off by weird props were different from others. Xu Ye didn’t want Sepsel to die. Every time he pinched the head off with his hands, Sepsel had a chance to pick it up and reattach it.

But Haisan, who had his head chopped off with a kitchen knife, had no chance at all. His head fell to the ground and was smashed to pieces by the electric saw. He was so dead that he could no longer die.

[Ding, congratulations to Xu Ye, the chosen one from the Dragon Kingdom, for clearing the dungeon Wangyou Town. 】

[Life is composed of ups and downs, bitterness and spicyness. Only when there is bitterness can there be sweetness, and only when there is sourness can one feel spicyness. Blindly indulging in enjoyment will only cause immeasurable consequences. Sometimes, when you are busy, it is better to stop and think about what is it that you are pursuing? 】

[Evaluation of clearance is five stars. Rating analysis: Survive to the last 2 stars, destroy the town BOSS and get 3 stars. 】

[The soul strength of the people of the Dragon Kingdom increases by 10%, and this time the immunity ghost story comes. 】

[Teleported back to the real world after 30 seconds. 30, 29, 28…]

Zhou Casshu floated on the spot with a happy face, but when the countdown was about to end, he didn’t hear the rest of the announcement, so he shouted anxiously: “Where’s me? Don’t leave me.”

【3, 2, 1…】

Xu Ye teleported back to the real world, and the last thing that passed through his mind was Zhou Casshu’s panicked eyes, and Sepsl standing aside in a daze.

“Why are you at a loss?” Xu Ye thought, if Cyprus is the Chosen One, he should be very familiar with the current process.

And the name of the country the other party mentioned was completely unfamiliar to me.

Xu Ye stopped thinking about things that he couldn’t figure out for the time being.

Ignoring the reward props on the table, Xu Ye came to the window. The sunlight poured into the room, making it warm and bright.

This dungeon was not difficult to clear, but it was the most uncomfortable Xu Ye had ever experienced.

The beginning is too beautiful, and there is a sense of distortion in it.Looking at Zhou Casshu’s cheerful appearance every day, he felt deeply suspicious:

“Am I not born to live in peace?”

Xu Ye came to the yard, where there was a lush green grassland and various rare flowers, plants and trees.

The private villa married by Guitan Bureau strives to be the most luxurious.

There are many chosen ones who did not reject it too much after being selected, and came here just for the benefits of sudden wealth.

He fell down in the grass, feeling the fresh smell of grass, Xu Ye turned over impatiently.

When his nose and mouth were completely in contact with the earth, there was a feeling of suffocation. Xu Ye was satisfied and gradually fell into sleep.

So when Lin Guobiao came with his people, he was shocked.

“This… Mr. Xu Ye also has a psychological problem and commits suicide?” Liang Xing was horrified, with tears oozing from the corners of his eyes.

As emotional bloggers, Yao Ke and Liang Xing stepped forward and worked together to turn Xu Ye over.

“Oh my god, my body is so hard.”

The sun was pouring down, and the large expanses of fresh air successfully stimulated a man who was snoozing.

Xu Ye opened his eyes and saw a boy with silver hair wearing earrings. He looked quite bohemian.

“Am I into ghost stories again?”

Lin Guobiao, whose head was full of black lines, came over to separate the three worried young men: “Okay, stop making trouble.”

“This time I’m here to talk about business.”

Xu Ye immediately said: “The rule of the Kaitan is that living people can pass the level. In a sense, Zhou Casshu is dead, and he just summoned his soul through his own talent. So he should stay in the Kaitan forever.”

“But tell his relatives not to worry. Zhou Casshu has swallowed up a lot of faith power. That thing has certain attack properties and will not be easily bullied in the world of ghost stories.”

Lin Guobiao nodded: “That’s good.”

“I want to say more than this. According to the team’s professional analysis, Cypress should have been a person who talks about the world of ghosts.”

Liang Xing opened his eyes wide: “That’s it?”

“Isn’t he the so-called Chosen One?”

Lin Guobiao: “Who said that people in the world of ghost talk can’t be the chosen one. Don’t forget, the rule ghost talk has put many small pollution sources in our place before. Maybe the next target will be our Blue Star.”

Xu Ye: “It makes sense. Through the process of live broadcast, rewards are continuously distributed to the chosen ones. When the country becomes stronger, it also increases the endurance of the entire world.”

Lin Guobiao took out another gun butt: “This is the ore we discovered in the New World. It is extremely hard. Use it to create parts, and the effect is stronger than any material we have encountered before.”

Xu Ye looked at the black thing on his palm and felt a strange aura on it: “It’s pretty good. Maybe it can make low-level weird things.”

After getting the answer, Lin Guobiao was very satisfied: “It’s the same as what I thought, but it’s a pity that the output is too low now.”

…

Three days later, the mechanical sound resounded throughout China. Those chosen ones who had just cleared the previous dungeon and had not had time to enjoy life were once again pulled into the dangerous world of ghost stories.

Immediately there was a chorus of complaints:

“MD, I quit my job. I will stay in the ghost story for two months and only get three days of rest. The donkeys in the production team don’t dare to ask people to work like this, right?”

“It’s miserable. I hope this copy can be simpler.”

“Excited, I want to become a god, put me in quickly.”

“Ghost stories are like being raped. Since you can’t resist, you might as well enjoy it.”

Different people’s reactions are very different, but unfortunately, the strange rules will not change based on people’s will, and the dungeon mission will continue.

[The 21st round of the Kaitan Challenge has begun. The chosen ones to participate in the challenge are now randomly selected. The list of participants this time is as follows: Dragon Country, Ice Bear Country, Sakura Country… a total of one hundred countries. 】

[One hundred chosen people will be selected from each country. 】

[Opportunities for internal prompts in this instance: 3]

Xu Ye opened his eyes and found himself in a small dressing room, shirtless.

The floor beneath my feet moved at a constant speed, and it even rattled from time to time.

Xu Ye stood firm and was at a loss when the radio sounded: “Hello, fellow passengers, the train will arrive at Wujiaba station soon. There are passengers who are about to get off. Please pack your luggage and packages in advance. Be ready to get off.”

“Am I on the train?”

He quickly glanced at the cupboard door in front of him and dug out the rules from the flight attendant’s pocket:

[Copy Name: The Never-Stop Train]

[Crew Code:

[As a train conductor, you must abide by the following rules at all times. 】

[Rule 1: The car you manage is No. 04. For every new passenger who gets on the train, you are responsible for checking their luggage and tickets to avoid some embarrassment.Dangerous items such as flammable and explosive materials were brought into the carriage. 】

[Rule 2: Keep the carriage clean at all times. If there is garbage or cigarette butts, please clean them up in time. 】

[Rule 3: Smoking is prohibited. If someone tries to sell you tobacco, run away immediately. 】

[Rule 4: Passengers in the carriage need to keep their emotions stable. You can whip and scold them, but any words about “death” or “car accident” are not allowed. 】

[Rule 5: Please remember, do not take off your uniform, it is a status symbol. 】

[Rule 6: Always recognize that you are the flight attendant and the master of this carriage. Fear, fear and any other uncharacteristic emotions should not appear in you. 】

[Rule 7: You need to patrol in the car every hour. At other times, you can sit in the small yellow seat exclusive to the flight attendant. 】

[Rule 8: During patrol, if tourists in the carriage ask for your help, you cannot refuse. 】

[Rule 9: At 12 noon and 6 p.m., you need to go to the dining car, get a trolley, and sell lunch boxes to the passengers in the car until they are sold out. 】

[Rule 10: Please take care of your dining car. All losses will be borne by the crew. 】

[Rule 11: It is prohibited to visit each other after ten o’clock in the evening. Please make sure that all passengers in your carriage are back. 】

[Rule 12: In the middle of the train, you have one and only one chance to get off the train and complete the journey completely. Please seize the opportunity. 】

Barrage: “Yeah, yeah, the new dungeon is finally here. Last time I watched the Chosen Ones eating, drinking and having fun. It was too painful.”

“My own misfortune is certainly terrible, but the happiness of netizens is even more heart-wrenching.”

“That’s right, especially the player from Asan Kingdom. He doesn’t like the big fish and meat. He insists on eating some marsala. It’s a yellow lump and he eats it with his hands.”

“Please shut up.”

“Shut up!”

…

In the strange world, Xu Ye walked out of the dressing room. This carriage should be specially prepared for train staff, and several chefs were cooking outside.

Knowing the seriousness of certain things, Xu Ye didn’t dare to look at the cooking situation in the kitchen, and walked out of this compartment with a step that he didn’t recognize his relatives.

Sure enough, there was a notice posted on the carriage door: “Only for cabin crew.”

Xu Ye’s eyes stayed on it for a few seconds longer.

I found the No. 04 carriage I was in charge of. At this moment, the train stopped and several passengers came up from the door carrying large and small bags of luggage.

They were crowded and gave full play to the fine tradition of “queuing sideways”. In the end, they were blocked at the door of the car and no one came up.

Xu Ye took out his kitchen knife and strode over: “What are you doing? Why don’t you line up for me?”

The passenger at the front was kicked out with one kick, and the crowded car door immediately became much clearer. The tourists behind him saw the kitchen knife in Xu Ye’s hand, and their eyes changed, and they learned to queue on the spot.

“Take out the ticket.”

The vegetable dog appeared out of thin air beside him, sniffed the luggage of each passenger who was about to get on the bus, and cleared customs after confirming that everything was fine.

Save yourself the trouble of checking your luggage one by one.

Barrage: “Damn it, Gouzi finally did something real.”

“Are you saying that you are discriminating against us rookies?”

“That’s not true. It’s just that the things he did before didn’t look like a dog.”

Passengers got on the bus one after another, and the next one was a chubby man holding a black plastic bag in his arms. He was the one Xu Ye had just kicked away.

The vegetable dog sniffed the plastic bag and barked immediately.

“Wait a minute.” Xu Ye stopped him and said, “What do you have in this?”

“Watermelon.” The old man had a stooped back and a gray hat on his head. He looked very simple: “You don’t want to snatch a watermelon from me, do you?”

“Oh, is there any justice?” The uncle cried out on the spot.

However, Xu Ye didn’t care so much and kicked the thing away: “Okay, you can go in now.”

The old man was dumbfounded and pursed his lips to say something. After seeing the kitchen knife Xu Ye was playing with, he silently closed his mouth.