Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Red Moon Crematorium 4

Different from the situation faced by other selected candidates, Xu Ye did not feel sleepy.

The weird people in the car all had their eyes widened.

Nonsense, when someone is dismantling the same kind of creature with his bare hands in front of you, it’s not just a pleasure, but a slow torture and dismantling.

Who can sleep here?

The whole car was full of weirdness, and I was afraid that I would be the next one to suffer!

“The Red Moon Funeral Home has arrived. Please cooperate and get out of the car through the back door. Please be careful when opening the door.”

“funeral parlor……”

I don’t know what’s going on, but Xu Ye heard a hint of urgency from the bus announcement sound…

“Is it my imagination…”

Regardless of what was going on, Xu Ye’s attention was quickly distracted by the funeral parlor in front of him.

It was an ordinary three-story factory building. The signboard at the door read “Red Moon Funeral Home” in red letters on a black background.

If you look carefully, the tiles on the outside of the entire factory seem to be reddish.

“Is it because the name is Red Moon Funeral Home? That’s why the decoration turned red.”

In the barrage in the live broadcast room at this moment, everyone had the same doubt as Xu Ye: “Red represents celebration, white represents funeral.”

“According to custom, shouldn’t funeral homes use white letters? What’s going on?”

“Damn, last time I had a funeral at home, I met a woman on the roadside who dared to wear red clothes. I went up and had a fight with her.” At this time, a netizen with the ID name “Looking for Harry Potter” spoke .

The person below replied seriously: “This netizen, it is wrong to beat lesbians at will. Your behavior is suspected of breaking the law.”

“That’s right, brother, you were so impulsive that you went in and squatted for a long time, right?”

Looking for Harry Potter: “No, I gave him two slaps and they dispersed.”

“Disbanded? Can people be separated? Haha, brother, you are probably a ghost.” At this moment, the surrounding netizens were still in the mood to tease him.

Looking for Harry Potter: “You’re right, I’ve been sick since that day. I couldn’t find out the cause even when I went to the hospital, so I could only lie in bed every day.”

“Please, is there a reliable Harry Potter who can help solve the problem? The price is negotiable.”

Netizen in the live broadcast room: “I accidentally clicked in, no offense intended, please burn the paper if you have anything to do!”

“+1”

“+1”

Soon, the words of looking for Harry Potter were covered by the words “Please burn paper if you need anything”.

Strange talk about the world,

Xu Ye approached the factory and touched the sign in front of him.

The red one is still squirming.

is blood……

As for why the tiles look red when viewed from a distance?

It’s also blood…

A funeral parlor that was stained with countless blood even before entering.

Weird, really weird.

Xu Ye stepped in. The hall was empty except for a girl in a white skirt at the front desk, who was recording something in a notebook.

Hearing the footsteps, the receptionist didn’t even raise his head. He took out a round piece of paper from the box next to him and handed it to Xu Ye:

“This is your number plate, take it.”

There was a big number “3” written on the piece of paper, and there was a layer of yellow paper on the back. It was sticky after being torn open. Xu Ye followed the example of the front desk staff and put the number plate on his chest.

“Do you have a lot of work to do today?”

As he spoke, Xu Ye took out a moon-shaped hairpin from his pocket like a magic trick and quietly handed it to the receptionist who was engrossed in writing.

The thing he just found from the conductor was of no use to him.

Xu Ye’s idea is very simple. Since he is a staff member of the crematorium, he must be responsible for things. Instead of waiting and guessing to find clues on your own, why not just ask the front desk.

What’s more, what he said was very vague. He didn’t ask “What do I do?” or “What do I want to do?” This kind of language obviously makes people doubt their identity.

Instead, ask directly: “Do you have a lot of work to do today?”

Like an old employee who wants to fish, he inquires about the specific situation before starting work.

The blood-red moon hairpin still had some unknown liquid on it, and it didn’t look aesthetically pleasing at all. The woman in white put it away happily after seeing it.

She finally raised her head and faced Xu Ye.

At the same time, Xu Ye also saw the face of the front desk clearly.

His skin was pale, no different from the walls that had just been painted.

There are two black buttons at the eyes, and there are silk threads running through them, as if they were forcibly sewn to the face.

The front desk puts hair clips on their hair:

“Not that bigThere are not many corpses delivered today. ”

Xu Ye was dumbfounded: “With this hairpin, you are so beautiful.”

The pale cheeks at the front desk were rarely stained with a blush. He stretched out his hand to push Xu Ye’s arm: “Oh, I hate it. Go to work quickly. People will come to see you after get off work later.”

When she pushed Xu Ye, her eyes fell on the second doorframe on the right.

Xu Ye saw it and immediately walked towards the house.

The crematorium is very large, with three floors, and each floor has different rooms with different functions.

If you make a mistake accidentally, no one can imagine what surprise will come to you next.

Xu Ye approached the room. The door was closed.

He didn’t hesitate and pushed directly.

This is where he works. As long as he pays attention to abide by the rules, Guaitan will not easily kill people.

Xu Ye was about to walk in.

A black figure suddenly jumped out from the corner of the hall, heading towards Xu Ye’s direction at an extremely fast speed.

Xu Ye was stunned.

To an outsider, he looked like he was stunned, standing still and not daring to move.

But actually he was waiting.

Damn it, what is it? Come here quickly and let me see it clearly.

However, Xu Ye did not wait for Heiying in the end.

At the critical moment, a pair of hands stretched out and pulled Xu Ye back into the room from behind.

With a bang, the door closed.

Xu Ye saw a man in black clothes with white skin and two buttons sewn on his eyes.

“You must be so scared. Why are you standing still?”

The man in black had a kind tone, and his attitude was different from the front desk and ticket sellers he had encountered before. He said:

“Those dark shadows can only move in the hall, just close the door.”

This man’s attitude was so friendly that Xu Ye began to doubt his identity.

[Note: This is a two-player challenge. 】

Is this guy also a chosen one? Then why does he look exactly like the receptionist.

Xu Ye: “What’s wrong with your face?”

The man spread his hands and said, “I don’t know either. It became like this after I came in.”

This sentence contains a lot of information. After coming in, only the chosen one will say the word “come in”, but the weird ones who work here themselves will not.

Now, the identity of the other party seems to be more confirmed.

And the last sentence, “It became like this after I came in.”

Nothing wrong with that either.

Because during the break between talking, Xu Ye walked around the room. Through the water in the washbasin on the shelf nearby, I saw my appearance.

Two button eyes, fair face, even the figure has changed, becoming thinner than before?

It seems that the difficulty of the strange rules has increased again. Everyone’s appearance and figure have changed, which greatly confuses the line of sight.

Even if another person has watched his live broadcast in the real world, it is not easy to recognize a veteran Chosen One like Xu Ye.

Thinking of this, he had a doubt. If the man in front of him was another chosen one, it would be too easy for the two of them to meet…

The weird rules and regulations go to great lengths to change the appearance and confuse the information.

Picture what?

The man behind him also approached the washbasin and asked with a smile: “Introduce each other, what is your name?”

At this moment in the Long Kingdom live broadcast room, the audience was almost anxious to death:

“Boss Xu Ye, don’t believe his lies, he is not another chosen one at all.”

All the chosen ones were live broadcasting the whole process, and they didn’t even see the live broadcast of the person who was in the same room as Xu Ye.

“Ahhh, I really hope you can see my barrage.”

“Where’s the country? Send a reminder to Mr. Xu Ye quickly.”

Weird talk,

“Forest Bureau, the news cannot be sent out…” The subordinate hurriedly came over to report.

Obviously, in order to prevent the audience from colluding with the Chosen One on the matter of mutual recognition, the Rules of Strange Tales have even thought of this one.

“What do we do now?”

Chen Yue actively made suggestions: “If Chinese is not good, then we can try English, Morse code, or just speak classical Chinese.”

Lin Guobiao nodded: “Xiao Chen, your suggestion is good, just do what he said.”

As a result, the bizarre rules of a higher-dimensional civilization have long been expected.

No matter what form it is sent out, it will never reach Xu Ye’s hands…

Lin Guobiao: “Now it depends on Xu Ye. I hope he can find out the clues himself.”

Regarding this, Lin Guobiao and everyone present at the Monster Talk Bureau actually didn’t have much expectations…

Without it, this fake Chosen One behaves too normally.

Not to mention his strange appearance, he also saved Xu Ye’s life at the critical moment, which further confirmed his identity.

Human beings are all subjective species, so when it comes to savingPeople who care about themselves, while being grateful, will subconsciously cast a good person filter on the other person, making it easy to overlook other things that are wrong.