Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Red Moon Crematorium 2

The woman’s legs are very beautiful. She wears white silk on the left leg and black silk on the right leg.

Xu Ye’s eyes moved upward,

This style of one black and one white continues to the conductor’s face. The entire cheek is symmetrical with the bridge of the nose as the dividing line.

Half of it is as white as jade, and the other half is as black as black silk.

Damn it, “fair” from head to toe.

[Rule 7] The conductor is a part-time bus manager. If you have been treated unreasonably, you can ask her for help. After all, she is absolutely “fair”. 】

[Rule 6: As a quality adult, it is forbidden to make loud noises, eat, or urinate anywhere in the car! 】

Xu Ye: “When she was fighting for a seat, she made a loud noise and violated the rules.”

“I’m just helping you teach her a lesson.”

The conductor froze on the spot, Xu Ye’s words made her fall into some kind of thinking.

However, as an “absolutely fair” car controller, she soon made a decision:

“If she is wrong, are you right?”

Xu Ye said openly: “Yes, I’m right.”

Who will admit that they are wrong? Idle panic.

The conductor’s black and white cheeks twitched, and he said in disapproval: “How can it be right? One of you made a loud noise, and the other randomly beat the passengers. All of them violated the rules of the car.”

“Now that she’s out of the car, I can’t control her.”

“But while you’re still in the car, you need to obey.”

“In my capacity as a manager, I order you to get down from your seat immediately.”

Xu Ye laughed when he heard this. Why did this scene look familiar?

It is very similar to the real world, some scenes between leaders and mud.

After the trap is revealed, it doesn’t matter who is right or wrong.

First give each person a slap, and finally let the most honest employee take the blame.

Thinking of this, Xu Ye simply sat still in his seat and let the conductor compete and briefly explain the principle of “fairness”.

Mom said, don’t compete with stupid people.

The audience in front of the screen at this moment:

“Damn, this is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen. Others just do it directly.”

“You didn’t see what Boss Xu Ye did just now.He slapped someone out of the window. Weirdly, he was frightened by Xu Ye’s fighting power. ”

“As expected of Mr. Xu Ye, a gentleman talks but does not use his hands. Xu Ye can directly turn Wei Wei into a gentleman.”

On the bus at this moment, after the conductor talked for a long time, he saw that Xu Ye was still indifferent.

I had no choice but to leave and check on the other passengers.

gone……

Sitting in his seat, Xu Ye looked confused.

Can you bear it? He was ready to take out his kitchen knife and fight.

Unlike the aunt who just grabbed the seat, Xu Ye could feel that the conductor was a higher level of weirdness and powerful.

I may not be able to fight it myself.

But that’s okay.

If he can’t be beaten, won’t he die?

Sooner or later, the opponent will be exhausted.

Xu Ye’s face showed deep thought.

On the other side, the chosen ones from several countries were still staying at the station. They didn’t find the rules. When they saw the bus coming, they hesitated to get on it.

“What an idiot. Xu Ye is almost at the station and these people haven’t started yet.”

There was no way, seeing that there was no time, their country had no choice but to use the only opportunity to prompt the chosen one to pull out the stop sign and check it.

It’s really a big loss to use the opportunity in such a useless place.

…

In the romantic country, Pierre has already missed three No. 204 buses.

Every time the car came, no matter how close Pierre was to the door, a group of people would suddenly rush out and crowd him behind.

Pierre put on a “blood-stained life jacket”. Unfortunately, this equipment only had a defensive function and could not help him squeeze into the bus.

The time came to six o’clock, and seeing the last bus 204 coming, Pierre tried his best to squeeze in along with the uncles and aunties.

There was only one “pregnant woman” seat at the front left.

Pierre walked around the car and stared at the pregnant women’s seat for a few seconds, thinking for a few seconds. Finally, he chose to get off.

It’s not just to show off at a moment like this,

It’s just that there are clear regulations in the passenger regulations, [As a young man with quality, please try to choose ordinary seats. 】

The word “try to” was used very delicately, and Pierre was not sure what kind of punishment he would encounter after violating the code.

Pierre stood next to the stop sign. A quarter of an hour later, the “205” bus came.

This bus was obviously not as “crowded” as Route 204. Pierre breathed a sigh of relief and chose one of the seats to sit down.

[Rule 1: The bus to Wuyou Town is bus No. 204, which appears every half hour and passes by the amusement park, Yinquan High School, and Hongyue Funeral Home. 】

[Rule 2: To go to the Bloody Hotel, you need to take bus No. 205, which runs every hour and passes through Daluoshan Scenic Area, Body Art Museum, and Yinquan High School. 】

He can take bus No. 205, get off at “Yinquan High School”, and then take bus No. 204 to Hongyue Funeral Home.

It seems that it is also a feasible method.

Studio:

“Damn it, I just thought he was going to sleep on the platform and wait until tomorrow morning to get on the train again.”

“It’s impossible even if you think about it with your butt. The rules are weird. How dangerous it is at night.”

“Not necessarily. If it’s Xu Ye, I’ll probably be able to spend the night smoothly.”

In the car, the conductor with a black and white face came over and said, “Passenger, at which stop do you get off.”

Everyone in the car suddenly looked at him. The passenger sitting in front of Pierre was even more motionless, turning his head 180 degrees, staring at him.

Pinol’s expression remained unchanged: “Yinquan High School.”

The conductor frowned: “You don’t look like a student.”

The corners of Pinol’s lips raised, revealing two standard big white teeth: “I am a teacher.”

The talent “True Interpretation” is activated,

Suddenly, his body seemed to have a more “bookish” atmosphere, and his eyes changed from the weather-beaten to clear.

Seeing this, the conductor didn’t ask any more questions and walked away.

The gazes focused on him also dispersed.

…

In the Sakura Country, Kochefuro looks like a wretched middle-aged uncle, with thick hair on both sides and a bald head in the middle, a typical Mediterranean hairstyle.

Facing the camera, he hurriedly explained: “Don’t look at me like this, but I am actually only 25 years old this year.”

“Online dating. If you have a sister who likes my style, remember to contact me privately.”

This scene made everyone in Sakura Country vomit:

“Get out of here!”

“It’s up to you whether you can come out alive when you’re planning to get married.”

“It’s too greasy. It’s on a completely different level than Xu Ye from the Dragon Kingdom.”

After Mr. Kochefu got on the bus, he found that the normal seats were full, leaving only a “disabled” seat at the front.

If it were an ordinary person, no matter what they do privately, they would be in front of so many viewers.In front of everyone, you should also pretend to be polite.

Kochefuro was not an ordinary person. He sat on it without feeling anything wrong.

At this time, Xiao Chefuro, who had just sat down, began to move his buttocks.

The people of Sakura Country outside the live broadcast room seemed to see hope:

“Are you leaving your seat?”

“Let me just say that we in Sakura Country pay the most attention to etiquette. Unlike some countries whose names begin with the character dragon, there is a phenomenon of occupying seats for people with disabilities.”

“Pfft~”

There was a crisp sound.

Kochefuro farted, then sat back down.

People from the Dragon Kingdom: “You really pay attention to etiquette. You even go out of your way to stick your butt out when you fart. We really can’t compare.”

[Rule 5: There are ordinary seats on the bus, and special seats for the elderly, the weak, the sick, and pregnant women. As a qualified young person, please try to choose ordinary seats. 】

Obviously, Kochefuro’s behavior has nothing to do with quality. The conductor quickly came over and reminded him sadly:

“This seat is for people with disabilities.”

Little Chefuro was still about to quibble, but an arm was neatly pulled down along his shoulder, leaving a smooth incision.

The conductor smiled: “Okay, you can sit now.”

Kochefuro became a “disabled person” and truly enjoyed the benefits of disability.

It hurts, it hurts so much!

Cold sweat broke out on Kochefuro’s forehead. He had no job in real life, and his only hobby was playing games at home. He still played in the dark, day and night, and he was somewhat obsessed.

In his mind, “Ghost Story” was also a game, no different from the ones he had played before.

It wasn’t until the pain came back that he finally understood,

This is so real. It’s completely different from the game world!

At this moment, large beads of sweat were dripping from his head. Kochefuro subconsciously wanted to scream in pain, but seeing the conductor with a strange smile made him regain some of his sanity.

[Rule 6: As a qualified adult, it is forbidden to make loud noises, eat, or urinate anywhere in the car! 】

He has lost his temper. If he does it again, he might die.

Kochefuro used his other uncut hand to cover his mouth, his eyes widened, staring at the strange thing in front of him in horror.

The conductor stood beside him for a while, and after confirming that the other party would not violate the rules, he left in disappointment.

At this moment, the people of Sakura Country said: “Fortunately, I lost my arm, but my life was saved.”

“I finally got on the bus, which is much better than those who finally learned the rules and didn’t even get on the bus.”

This is all they can do to comfort themselves.