Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Luxury Cruise 16

“SS-level talents have never appeared since the advent of strange rules.”

Netizens and the government of Kimchi Country were excited when they heard this sentence.

“My kimchi country is about to rise.”

“Quickly send a reminder to Jin Xiuzhu, telling her to get a five-star rating for this game, otherwise her private photos will be exposed.”

After receiving the prompt, Jin Xiuzhu smiled sadly.

She no longer cares much about other people’s opinions, be it threats or flattery.

It means little to a dying man.

Jin Xiuzhu wiped her neck decisively in front of the world’s audience.

[Kimchi Nation’s Selected Kim Soo-joo was swallowed by the strange, the world of strange stories is about to come, and the time is counting down to 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5…]

In an instant, the whole world was in an uproar, and even the news that Xu Ye Wuxing passed the test came out, and his attention was distracted a lot.

The entire Kimchi Nation went crazy. What was even more unacceptable than a chosen one failing to challenge was that they could have won.

Moreover, he is the only one who can catch up with Xu Ye and get a five-star rating since the advent of the strange story.

“Why, how could this happen?”

“Ah Brazil, how dare she?”

“Jin Xiuzhu, go to hell, you failed our hopes…”

“Please, can you come back to life? It’s fake, this must be fake death…”

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…

Xu Ye returned to the real world and was sitting on a sofa watching TV.

This is the private villa prepared for him by the Weird Tales Bureau, which provides excellent privacy.

[Customs clearance rewards will be awarded below. 】

[Congratulations to Xu Ye, the chosen one from the Dragon Kingdom, for clearing the level with five stars. Dragon KingdomHuman life span will increase by 10% overall. Immune to strange intrusion this time. 】

[Personal rewards obtained: Satan brand collar, green-eyed cunning cat]

A collar appeared in Xu Ye’s hand, and besides the big yellow dog, there was also a white ragdoll cat on the ground.

【Item introduction】

[Satan Brand Necklace: It has the function of absorbing divine power, storing it temporarily, and releasing it for your own use when necessary.

Note: Because you destroyed the sacrificial ceremony, you also gained Satan’s hatred +2]

[Green-eyed cunning cat: A cat creature born in a strange world. It has the ability to peek and create illusions. 】

Xu Ye lay comfortably on the sofa and petted two ragdoll cats.

“It’s a happy day when there are cats and dogs.”

But soon, the cats and dogs on the ground didn’t like each other, and they started fighting each other, and the air was filled with fluttering fur.

Xu Ye had to go up and start a fight.

[Congratulations to Pierre, the Chosen One of Romantic Kingdom, for clearing the game with two stars. The birth rate of Romantic Kingdom has increased by 2% as a whole. Immune to strange intrusion this time. 】

For a time, many pregnant women suddenly appeared in various parts of the Romantic Kingdom. The government is very busy.

Pierre, who was having a happy gathering with his parents at the dinner table, had an extra piece of orange clothing in his hand.

Fortunately, the damage suffered by Rule Monster was not brought to the real world, otherwise he would be a one-armed man now.

[Blood-stained life jacket: When necessary, it can resist some weird attacks. 】

Pierre was overjoyed. His talent was to act with true feelings. When encountering a good-tempered weirdo, he could also be moved by emotion and reason, and deceive people through his sincere performance.

When you encounter someone with a bad temper, such as those strange crew members in red clothes in the basement, who attack them without saying a word, then you can only rely on your physical strength to resist.

What he lacks most now is physical defense. The blood-stained life jacket is a very useful item.

[Congratulations to David, the Chosen One of the Bald Eagle Empire, for clearing the level with one star. He is immune to strange intrusions this time. 】

[Congratulations to Lakimi, the chosen one from Ulan Kingdom, for clearing the level with one star. This time, he is immune to strange intrusions. 】

At this moment, within the Dragon Kingdom:

“Ci’ao, Mr. Xu Ye passed the level with five stars again!”

“The Dragon Kingdom is invincible, Xu Ye is invincible!”

“Originally, there were five countries that passed the customs. Unfortunately, Kimchi Country is so ignorant that the chosen ones wiped their necks…”

Xu Ye, who was at the center of the discussion, ignored the discussions and paced to the bedroom.

Looking at the one-meter-high Simmons mattress on the bed, I planned to get on it to catch up on my sleep.

“Bang, bang.”

At this moment, several gunshots were heard around the villa.

It must be a silencer, so the sound is not noticeable.

But with Xu Ye’s current hearing ability, he could hear clearly.

A black figure flew down from the sky above his head. One hand grabbed Xu Ye’s shoulder, and the other held a gun and pressed it against Xu Ye’s temple.

All the actions were done in one go, completed in just two seconds, without giving anyone a chance to react.

Lin Guobiao and others, who came after hearing the news, looked at this scene with their hearts in their throats.

Lin Guobiao first calmed down: “Stop, what is your request?”

The assassin had blond hair and spoke not very fluent Chinese: “Oh, chopper, chopdog… stay. You guys go out…”

Lin Guobiao understood, and coupled with this man’s appearance, he judged that he should be a killer sent by the Bald Eagle, who came specifically for the weird items.

“Okay, put down your weapon first, and we’ll go out now.”

Although Xu Ye has an incredible SSS-level talent, he can be reborn with flesh and blood. But that’s within the rules and weird talk. When you return to the real world, you are still a mortal body, uncreated.

Lin Guobiao knew this very well. Apparently, other countries that were familiar with the rules of ghost stories had also studied it, so they chose to do it offline.

Damn it, if he knew who betrayed Xu Ye’s position, he would have to skin him…

No, the nine tribes should be implicated.

Lin Guobiao was angry and anxious. He led everyone to hold their heads in hands and retreated. He only hoped that the killer’s purpose was really just a weird object.

In an instant, there were only two people left in the bedroom.

The blond man laughed loudly: “People from the Dragon Kingdom are so naive. I just want to know the location of the strange items. And you…Xu Ye, you must not survive.”

The blond man knew that after finishing this job, he would never have a chance to walk out of this place.

In order to appease Long Guo’s anger, the country would also hand him over to talk back.

Before he came, he was already prepared to die.

Xu Ye acted very calmly, and there was even a smile on his face: “You look very brave, buddy!”

He was too calm and didn’t behave like a dying person at all.

A bad premonition emerged in the blond man’s heart. He stopped talking nonsense and quickly pulled the trigger in his hand.Gunshots rang out, and two bloody holes appeared on the blond man’s smooth forehead.

One of them was shot by a Dragon Kingdom sniper ambushing outside.

another one……

Lin Guobiao and others who came in again were shocked: “What happened? Did he kill himself?”

Is the assassin’s brain crazy?

Xu Ye stroked the ragdoll cat in his arms, and the cat’s eyes glowed with a faint green light.

“It’s better not to say why, so as not to reveal it to others.”

Lin Guobiao’s face showed a trace of embarrassment: “You are right, the Weitan Bureau is indeed unsafe now.”

“What happened this time was my negligence, and I will give you an explanation later.”

“But now, please live somewhere else with me.”

Xu Ye nodded.

At the same time, a new round of reshuffle plans has begun for all members of the Weird Tales Bureau.

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…

Three days later, mechanical announcements sounded in various countries.

[The countries randomly selected to participate in the challenge this time include Dragon Kingdom, Sakura Kingdom, Romantic Kingdom, Bald Eagle Empire, Sunset Kingdom, Austrian Kingdom, Iceland… a total of 70 countries. 】

Xu Ye opened his eyes,

On a deserted wasteland, a white wooden sign with writing on it was erected on an iron pole.

This is…the bus stop.

Xu Ye made a quick judgment.

The first step is to find the rules.

Xu Ye is already familiar with the operation process of the world of ghost stories.

“Woof woof woof!”

Xu Ye lowered his head and saw the dish dog sniffing somewhere and roaring excitedly.

On the ground?

Xu Ye followed it and saw a section of loess near the iron pole, which was looser than the surrounding land.

Xu Ye pulled out the stop sign with force, and there was a piece of paper wrapped around the bottom of the iron pole.

…

Live broadcast room at this moment:

“Speechless is now my mother tongue.”

“Drunk, who would have thought of a place like this.

“Nowadays, the rules are too weird. Even a scrap of paper needs to be sorted out.”

“I hope the other chosen ones will be more careful and notice the loose loess on the ground.”

Xu Ye unfolded the note:

[Copy of Ghost Story: Red Moon Crematorium]

[As a crematorium employee, you take the bus to work at 4:30 pm every Monday and come back on Friday night. 】

[Passthrough conditions: Survive for five days, or uncover the truth behind the crematorium. 】

Based on Xu Ye’s experience with the two dungeons, if you really believed its lies and chose the option of only surviving for five days, you would probably only get the most basic score and clear the level with one star.

If you want a high score, you have to do the last one and unlock the secret behind the crematorium.

Live broadcast room barrage:

“Why is it five days? Don’t you work on weekends?”

“Idiot, because the crematorium is a state-owned enterprise, it is closed on weekends.”

“Ah, I’m sorry. I usually work overtime so much that I have forgotten that there is such a thing as a holiday…”

There was a sudden burst of wailing in the live broadcast room, and many working dogs said that their situation was similar to that of the buddy above.

Especially after the advent of strange rules, the state mandated that everyone must watch the live broadcast for a certain amount of time.

I thought it was a good opportunity for a vacation, but I didn’t expect that many bosses directly asked employees to lay floors in the company in order to save time…

“I’m so envious of Xu Ye. I also want to take a weekend off.”

“Even if I go to the crematorium, it doesn’t matter. I’ve had enough of my current job.”

“Don’t think about it, state-owned enterprises need to take exams…”

Xu Ye didn’t expect that just a simple copy introduction could resonate with so many people outside the live broadcast room.

He continued to look,

【Passenger Rules】

[Rule 1: The bus to Wuyou Town is bus No. 204, which appears every half hour and passes by the amusement park, Yinquan High School, and Hongyue Funeral Home. 】

[Rule 2: To go to the Bloody Hotel, you need to take bus No. 205, which runs every hour and passes through Daluoshan Scenic Area, Body Art Museum, and Yinquan High School. 】

[Rule 3: Bus No. 204 stops running at 6 p.m., and bus No. 205 stops running at 6:15. There is no such thing as being late or delayed. If you have not boarded the bus after this time, please wait until the next morning. 】

[Rule 4: There are no standing tickets on buses, and everyone on the bus must have their own seat. If you see that the bus is full, please get off the bus immediately and wait for the next bus. 】

[Rule 5: There are ordinary seats on the bus, and special seats for the elderly, the weak, the sick, and pregnant women. As a qualified young person, please try to choose ordinary seats. 】

[Rule 6: As a quality adult, it is forbidden to make loud noises, eat, or urinate anywhere in the car! 】

Xu Ye was speechless. It was completely unnecessary. Who would defecate on the bus?[Rule 7] The conductor is a part-time bus manager. If you have been treated unreasonably, you can ask her for help. After all, she is absolutely “fair”. 】

[Rule 8: If you feel tired and doze off, you can take a short rest on the bench in the last row of the car. 】

[Rule 9: There are blankets on the benches to facilitate passengers to rest. 】

[Rule 10: Never fall asleep, never fall asleep! 】

[Rule 11: Please hide your identity. I believe that most people do not like to be in the same car with an employee who works in a crematorium. 】

[Note: This is a two-person clearance challenge]

[Opportunity for external prompts in this challenge: once]