Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Luxury Cruise 14

“It is indeed you, my dear roommate.”

As soon as Xu Ye said these words, the staff of the live broadcast room and the Weird Talk Bureau exploded at the same time.

“Nani, roommate? That damn fat guy?”

“Didn’t he choose to give the life jacket to Xu Ye and help him leave when he felt there was no hope of survival?”

“Then have you ever thought about why your roommate didn’t give the life jacket to Xu Ye in person, but instead left a note and left first, just to help?”

“Is it because I’m afraid Xu Ye won’t accept it?”

“Shabi, he is already dead. Whether Xu Ye accepts the life jacket or not, even the roommates will not survive.”

“This…fuck, you are right.”

…

Dragon Kingdom’s Weird Talk Bureau,

Lin Guobiao glanced at the barrage: “What this man said makes sense. Find him and bring him over to join the Monster Talk Bureau.”

…

In the strange world, the roommate was still wearing pink pajamas and walked out with an S-shaped cat walk.

His face was full of inquiry:

“When did you know that?”

Xu Ye: “This morning, the moment I couldn’t find the metal plate.”

Roommate: “Yes, there are only two people in our room. Things are missing, so I am very suspicious.”

Xu Ye: “Not only that, but there is also that inexplicable sense of voyeurism. I disappeared as soon as I stepped into the room. It must be that when you are present, you don’t have to secretly observe my every move.”

After answering, the roommate slowly said: “You are very smart.”

“To be honest, I like you very much.”

“Growing up, after my hobby was exposed, almost everyone didn’t understand it, laughed at me, and abused me.”

“Even after I finally got the top spot in the college entrance examination, someone reported that there was something wrong with my style. So my results were cancelled.”

“Isn’t it ridiculous? It’s not cheating in the exam, nor is it a problem with my learning ability. Just the fact that I like to wear women’s clothes denies everything about me.”

Xu Ye was noncommittal,

Whether the fat man is gregarious or not, and whether he is recognized by the people around him.

To be honest, he didn’t really care.

Xu Ye’s situation is somewhat similar to that of his roommates. He naturally likes to pursue excitement and do things that others can’t understand.

Therefore, he is called an alien.

If you are an alien, you must be prepared to be ostracized.

Xu Ye does his own thing and never cares about what others think.

There were people who looked at him behind his back, but Xu Ye didn’t care.

Xu Ye didn’t care if he didn’t like it in person.

But if someone finds trouble, Xu Ye will be friendly and pay that person to play with him.

jumpA dead guy or something,

It usually takes less than a few days for the other party to become convinced.

“So, this is why you sacrifice these animals?”

Yes, sacrifice.

Xu Ye had noticed from early morning that the numbers on the metal collar should represent quantity.

And 444 is the end point.

In other words, this sacrifice requires at least 444 living creatures.

This is why, after it was confirmed that the big yellow dog could not be sacrificed, Xu Ye’s number plate was taken away.

Xu Ye asked: “The total number of animals here is less than 200 at most. Where have the rest gone?”

The fat man rolled his eyes and looked at Xu Ye lovingly:

“It’s none of your business.”

“You are the first person to identify with me and your best friend.”

“I gave you the life jacket just because I hope you can survive successfully. This original intention remains unchanged.”

“You go.”

“It’s still too late to leave now.”

The fat man spoke eloquently, like a sincere friend and a close friend.

I watched it in the live broadcast room and cried a few pairs of eyes:

“Wow, he’s really nice. I wrongly blamed you for the insult just now, you damn fat man.”

“Although he is bad, he is sincere to Xu Ye.”

“Strange CP increased.”

“Knocking on anything will only harm you.”

…

After the fat man said these touching words,

Xu Ye didn’t move, and he asked persistently: “Where are the remaining number plates?”

“Let me guess, the remaining sacrifices don’t need number plates.”

“After all, the number of students on this ship is fixed, and the total number is just over 200. Coupled with these animals, 444 is enough.”

A look of sternness appeared on the fat man’s face:

“So what?”

“They look down on me and they all deserve to die!”

“Growing up, I was always the outcast.”

“After graduating from high school, my grades were revoked. After entering the society, I finally found a job. One day, my colleagues accidentally discovered this habit and I was immediately fired.”

“Tell me, how can I feel sorry for them?”

At this moment, the fat man’s face turned red and he seemed to have lost part of his mind: “When I was in school, I was friendly to my classmates and treated everyone in the class well.”

“Use your own pocket money to treat them to food and help them with their homework.”

“After graduation, I help my colleagues bring meals and clean tables every day, and stay and work overtime at night…”

I wipe it,

The more Xu Ye listened, the more something was wrong.

Brother, you are not being nice to others, it is because you have low self-esteem and treat everyone equally as a licker.

The fat man was still talking to himself:

“I am friendly to the people around me, and I just want to treat them as my father.”

“Just because they like women’s clothing, they ignored their past feelings and attacked me unscrupulously.”

“In the end, I was forced to hide all my quirks and became a helmsman on a cruise ship that no one knew.”

“Do you think they should die?”

Xu Ye: “It sounds like they deserve to die.”

The fat man nodded excitedly: “You think so too, right? Then don’t stop me.”

Xu Ye: “They deserve to die, just kill them.”

“What does this have to do with your sacrifice?”

“Could it be that those chickens and ducks have offended you at the same time and laugh at you and look down on you every day?”

Xu Ye: “No, for the sake of these chickens and ducks, I can’t sit idly by and stop you from continuing.”

“I’m a caring person.”

The fat man fell down in anger.

He finally figured it out. After talking for a long time, Xu Ye just refused to leave. All this bullshit is just an excuse to stay.

How could he, Xu Ye, a pervert who caught people gouging out their eyes, be so caring?

The fat man was angry:

“If you don’t leave if I tell you to, don’t blame me for being rude.”

“Stay and keep the company of these people forever.”

Xu Ye took out the kitchen knife: “Maybe there is a third option. I can kill you.”

Fatty: “Who do you think you are? This is my world, and you will not be allowed to be presumptuous.”

As he finished saying this, the entire cruise ship shook even more violently. The cages on the ground fell to one side, making a rumbling sound after the wood collided.

at the same time,

After arranging everyone to stay in the room in the morning, the silent broadcast sounded again:

“Dear passengers, the cruise ship has reached the most critical moment. The captain is controlling the stern rudder. Let us chant hymns together and pray that this storm can be passed smoothly!”

“Beautiful young girls, youth is flying freely.”

“In my name, I am willing to use my body…”

…

Led by the radio station, everyone on the cruise ship was led to sing the “hymn.”The sound is so loud,

Xu Ye, who was in the basement, could hear it clearly.

The hymn was constantly being recited, and Xu Ye discovered that the animals in the cage began to make strange postures.

Their bodies were twisted into an incredible angle.

At the same time, the shadows of the animals illuminated by the light gradually faded.