Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Luxury Cruise 10

Dragon Kingdom, Weird Talk Bureau.

Lin Guobiao frowned: “Friend, Xu Ye still has friends?”

“Several countries are now secretly searching for all information about Xu Ye, especially the bald eagle jumping the most.”

He ordered several of his men: “For the sake of safety, go and bring Xu Ye’s friends to the central compound and protect them together.”

At this time, the intelligence officer stepped forward to stop him in time: “I don’t think so. Those friends of Xu Ye should refer to the people who usually go on adventures with him.”

Lin Guobiao: “Then protect those who take risks together.”

Intelligencer: “One died of hypoxia and suffocation while climbing Mount Everest. Another froze to death in Antarctica while trying to dive with penguins.”

“There is only one left. The rope fell off halfway through the bungee jump and turned into a vegetative state. He is still lying in the ward.”

After saying this, the scene fell silent.

After a while, everyone thought of something and said, “Haha, compared with them, Xu Ye is indeed very lucky.”

“It’s not easy to be alive and kicking until now.”

Protect your ass,

Being friends with Xu Ye, it’s obvious that they are the same kind of people.

The kind that kills oneself first.

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Strange talk about the world,

Xu Ye chose to compete with the crew member on the left whose minimum chip was 5 points.

The first game was lost.

In the second game, I lost.

In the third game, we still lost.

Xu Ye only had 1 point of chips left in his hand. If nothing else, if he tries again, he may fail completely.

Seeing this, the atmosphere in Longguo’s live broadcast room was commotion:

“How could this happen? Other chosen ones always win and lose. How come Xu Ye always loses?”

“Boss Xu Ye has been targeted.”

“It must be the bunny girl just now. Boss Xu Ye said that he would do whatever he wanted to her, which made Wei Wei angry!”

“What should we do now?”

After losing three games in a row, Xu Ye raised his head.

No, not to mention that he has always been very lucky and always wins every bet.

From a probability perspective alone, it doesn’t make sense.

The old woman smiled and said: “How about it, young man, are you convinced?”

“Young people, you must learn to bow your head appropriately, respect the old and love the young.”

“There is still one chip left, do you want to continue?”

Xu Ye didn’t say anything, and his eyes moved from the three of them to the ragdoll cat with glowing green eyes.

“Rice dog, come on!”

“The instruction manual says that private fights are prohibited, but it doesn’t say that pets are not allowed to fight.”

Following Xu Ye’s order,

A dog barking sound was heard in the air, and a giant yellow dog nearly two meters long appeared out of thin air.

There is an old saying in the Dragon Kingdom that has been passed down from generation to generation: Cats and dogs fight – enemies for generations.

The moment the vegetable dog appeared, before the old woman could stop him, the cat in her arms jumped out like crazy.

This ragdoll cat is different from the docile pets often kept in the real world. It is also weird.

The two weirdos soon struggled together.

Ragdoll cats are short in stature and relatively agile.

CaiGou is big.

Xu Ye looked at it and noticed something was wrong.

When the Ragdoll Cat slapped the Cai Dog on the nose, the guy didn’t even dodge immediately.

I can’t beat him, even a vegetable dog.

That doesn’t work, your pet can still be bullied by a wild cat.

Xu Ye was very unhappy and decided to join the melee.

While the fight between the two weirdos was in full swing, Xu Ye found an opportunity to grab the Ragdoll cat by the back of its neck and lifted the entire cat into the air.

The strange force is very strong, and it is a bit difficult to struggle.

But Xu Ye was stronger and firmly controlled the little thing in his hand.

Xu Ye put his other hand into his pocket,

Not long after, he took out a metal collar with the number 444.

Prepare to put it on the head of the Ragdoll cat.

Live broadcast room: “Who knows where this collar comes from?”

“Given by the crew.”

“There was a polluted Chosen One before, and he also had a collar around his neck, 443.”

“Ah, this, what does the number mean?”

“have no idea.”

“Don’t know +1”

“It’s getting more and more mind-numbing.”

In the game room, Xu Ye took out the collar.

Just when he was about to put it around the Ragdoll cat’s neck, the old woman’s frightened cry came from behind:

“Quick, stop, I give up.”

Xu Ye ignored it.

“I’ll give you as many chips as you want.”

Before that, no matter whether the ragdoll cat was caught or beaten by the dog, the old woman never made a sound and showed concern.

Until then, her voice became more and more frightened and even began to tremble.

Xu Ye: “Don’t fool me. You can’t force the chips to be handed over in the game room. How can you give them to me?”

The old woman paused for a moment and said unwillingly: “Here, I lose to you.”

“OK.”

Xu Ye sat back down again, holding the cat in one hand and playing cards in the other.

Without exception, this time he will win.

Soon, I won 2000 points.

“Okay, these chips are enough for you to redeem the reward. Return the cat to me.”

Xu Ye handed the extremely irritable cat to the other party and asked:

“What does this collar mean that makes you so scared?”

The old woman didn’t speak.

Xu Ye: “Let me guess, it’s the number of people, no, the number.”

“right?”

The old woman still didn’t answer the question. She carefully took the ragdoll cat and put it back into her arms: “Young man, don’t get hung up on these meaningless things. You can’t escape its grasp.”

“I would like to advise you, get the reward and leave as soon as possible.”

With that said, one person and one cat staggered out of the game room.

Xu Ye was left standing there:

“Damn it, I was just catching cats, where is the bunny girl?”

“You don’t mean to leave it at my mercy. I want to take it back and dismantle it to see what parts it is.”

Live broadcast room audience:

“Come on, let’s break up. Boss Xu Ye’s thoughts will always be different from those of you ordinary people.”

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Brother Xu Ye, I wrongly blamed you. You are the purest boy!”

“Upstairs, your filter is a bit heavy. Rather than being a bit sexy, it would be scarier to just tear people apart, right?”

Xu Ye took the chips and found the croupier when he entered.

“Congratulations, you won the super grand prize. Please come with me to receive your prize.”