Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Happy Event in the Mountain Village 5

“Oh, dear grandson, are you okay? Don’t be stubborn.” Grandma was startled and hurriedly came over to help Ivan up.

He also didn’t forget to kick the bench behind him: “Bah, bad guy, you’re going to hurt our little bitch.”

Barrage: “This grandma loves her grandson so much. How old Ivan is, and she still acts like a child.”

Grandma brought the braised pork again: “Gouwazi, take a bite?”

Ivan jumped up suddenly, covered his forehead, hissed and howled, and said wildly: “If you don’t want to eat, I want to go back to the room to apply medicine.”

Barrage: “Ivan is quite smart. Fortunately, he didn’t eat it. Grandma probably stole this braised pork from the banquet. After several chosen ones ate it, they directly violated Rule 4, resulting in a black screen.”

[Rule 4: When the wedding startsIt’s nine o’clock in the evening, and you can’t be seen eating noodles before then. 】

“No, what violates the rules is not eating braised pork, but the second half of the sentence. During the period, if the chosen ones from other countries bring the meat into their rooms and eat it, then it will be fine.”

“Ivan looks a little dark in Yintang. I’ll tell you with my fingers that he might be in danger of a bloody disaster.”

inside the room,

Ivan picked up a piece of mirror on the table, looked at it clearly and threw the thing out.

“Fuck…what’s going on?”

He didn’t understand the meaning of Yintang turning black, but at this moment, the person in the mirror had a black face. The cheeks are sunken, the eye sockets are protruding, and there is no flesh under the skin.

Ivan had a relative who died of cancer last year. The last time he saw him before his burial, he looked almost the same as he does now.

He was so anxious that he was spinning around.

…

In the Dragon Kingdom, Xu Ye said sensibly to a whole bowl of braised pork:

“Milk, I’m not hungry, you can eat it.”

Grandma was so moved that tears filled her eyes: “Gouwazi, when you grow up, you know how much you feel for me.”

“Gouwazi, you eat.”

“Milk, you eat.”

“You eat~”

Finally, the door opened, and a man in a bright red wedding dress pushed the door open and came in: “Auntie, second cousin, you guys stole some good stuff and didn’t tell me.”

“Although I’m getting married today, the banquet can only be opened at night, and I don’t even have any food in my stomach.”

Xiaohuai Village is so poor that even if you get married, the village can only kill half a pig in advance. And this little meat is distributed to every household, and the portion is pitifully small.

Therefore, the pork in the hands of the Chosen One’s grandma can only be stolen from the banquet noodle shop in advance. The groom didn’t know about stealing the meat.

The groom hurriedly grabbed a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth: “It’s delicious.”

Then he fell.

[Rule 4: The wedding starts at nine o’clock in the evening. Before then, you cannot be seen eating from the table. 】

Not only the chosen ones, but also the villagers must abide by this kind of rule that is conducive to unity.

Xu Ye stepped forward and touched the man’s breath, but it was gone.

“So fast?” the old man muttered, obviously not understanding the situation: “Why don’t you struggle before you choke to death?”

Xu Ye knew the reason. The man did not choke to death at all, but died after breaking the rules. The rules of the strange story are not about obeying physiological conditions, allowing people to struggle for a while and then die.

He narrowed his eyes. For all the aborigines, they were living in a haze. Maybe they didn’t know where they were. The surroundings had become a copy?

Xu Ye “panicked” and backed away, his face just right showing the confusion he felt when he saw a dead person for the first time: “Miscellaneous~”

Grandma was a little panicked at first. It seemed that this man’s death had something to do with her, not to mention that the meat she ate was stolen. If someone next door knew about it, she might be taken to the “Village Law Disposal” and imprisoned. An ancestral hall or something.

But seeing his doting grandson so scared, he immediately calmed down.

Women are weak, but mothers are strong. She brought up Gou Wa Zi, and she is closer to her than her mother. She immediately took out a sack:

“My dear grandson, don’t be afraid. There is a big pit in the southwest of the village. No one usually goes there. You can leave the groom there.”

Xu Ye nodded and picked up the sack obediently.

The groom died before the wedding started. What’s this? What about the wedding at night?

Xu Ye felt hot inside and had an idea ready to come out.

Grandma went out with him: “Since the wedding can’t be held, I have to go there again and steal more meat.”

Xu Ye:……

You really have a crooked mind. However, I like it.

When I walked out of the house carrying the sack, I immediately saw the big locust tree at the door.

The branches and leaves are lush, and when you look up, they are somewhat blocking the sky and the sun. Not even a little bit of light can penetrate, which makes the tree feel cool and gloomy on a sunny day.

The trunk is so thick that ten people can hug it, and the top branches are as thick as an adult’s arm.

Xu Ye glanced at it and whispered: “My dear, if someone hangs on it, it’s just right. It won’t even break.”

“You are really a perfect big locust tree.” Xu Ye smiled and touched the trunk. He was very satisfied and expressed his affection to the big tree: “Do you know? I have wanted to find a tree like you countless times. The sacred tree, it’s a pity that they all failed.”

There are many ways for people to commit suicide, such as falling from a building, being scalded to death, being hit by a truck, and… hanging from a tree and strangled to feel the ultimate suffocation and fear.

I don’t know whether Xu Ye is too heavy or just unlucky. Every time the branch he hangs breaks, it always breaks at the critical moment. So far, he has not succeeded even once.

Now that I see such a strong tree, I feel happy.

The big locust tree is known as the sacred tree in the village.Lots of red rope. Densely entangled into a ball.

Xu Ye couldn’t put it down and touched the big tree. He found a yellow talisman among the branches and leaves, and took it off casually:

“What is this stuff?”

No matter what, he put it into the haunted house first and took it away when the copy came out. Xu Ye threw the talisman into the space with the mentality of purchasing.