Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Warm Home 2

In the live broadcast room, many netizens were stunned.

“Fuck, I can’t help it, it’s so magical, and also want to dance along. ”

“Excellent dancing skills.”

“What’s the original song?”

“Xu Ye is really awesome. Let’s see who dares to say that he is disabled. I, Wang Dazhuang, will be the first to disagree.”

“The same goes for me, Wang Erzhuang.”

“My king, Sanzhuang…”

inside the room.

Xu Ye changed from patting to kicking, and his head flew forward.

“My head, my head is gone, where is it?”

The headless body left in place panicked. He twisted off the head just to tease Xu Ye, but he didn’t expect that stealing the chicken would end up losing the rice.

The headless body began to kneel on the ground, with its limbs side by side, step by step, holding its bloody neck, and groping around cautiously.

Xu Ye’s tone was so gentle that he could drown in water: “Be good, brother, continue to play football with you.”

He raised his foot and kicked his brother’s butt, “Go and get the ball back.”

Xu Ye’s kick just now was particularly level. After his head flew out, his eyes happened to land in the direction of the ground. It was pitch black in front of him and he couldn’t see clearly what was going on around him.

Therefore, the half of the body that stays in place is equivalent to being blind. I don’t know where my head is flying, so I can only lower my head and look around.

During the rampage, he bumped into the coffee table and cabinet in the living room. There was a loud bang, and the porcelain and miscellaneous items on the cabinet fell, all of which hit the headless body.

There were a few more wounds, but they healed instantly.

Xu Ye stood still, watching with interest as his brother crawled around helplessly at home, like a lost dog.

Excitedly: “Is it fun?”

“Brother, please help me quickly, I was wrong.” The head begged for mercy, with snot and tears on his face, until his eyes were covered with tears.

At this moment, he turned back into the naughty boy who normally asked adults for help when he encountered difficulties: “I just…just made a joke with you, I’m sorry.”

“Brother, I was really wrong. I apologize to you.”

“Please, give me your head…”

Wei Wei is not a fool, he knows how to show weakness when appropriate. Although he didn’t understand why the attack on Xu Ye just now was ineffective, it was obviously more important to find the end than to think about this problem.

Without a head, he couldn’t see clearly, let alone kill the person in front of him.

“Damn, I’m blind, what is he doing?”

“Xu Ye, did he ask Weiyi to apologize? When did Weiyi become so polite?”

“I just want to ask, who is the weird one?”

Just when Xu Ye was having a great time, the audience who saw this scene in the live broadcast room went crazy and felt incredible.

Someone followed the train of thought and made suggestions:

“We can’t let him find him. Hide your head quickly. This brother is a villain at first glance and wants to kill the Chosen One.”

“Upstairs, hide your head. What should we do when the family eats together later? The rules of this dungeon are to act as family members. Isn’t it inappropriate to just kill the younger brother?”

“Then what do you think we should do? We finally got the head off and sent it back to prevent my brother from attacking again.”

“In other words, since Xu Ye has a way to attack the opponent, he is not afraid of his brother and there is nothing wrong with giving his head back.”

In the room, the living room was not too big. My brother crawled on the floor for a while. Relying on his daily familiarity with this home, he successfully crawled to his head after touching many places but not finding it.

Stretching out his hand towards the front, he had already touched his hair.

Xu Ye raised his feet,

With a thud, the head flew out in another direction.

Just touched the weirdness: “…”

He was so angry that he cried loudly.

He was not very old to begin with, he was only four or five years old when he died. Now that he was treated like this, his true nature was exposed unconsciously.

I cried with snot and tears. The key is that I cried like this. I subconsciously wanted to raise my hand to wipe the snot from my nose, but found that I had no chance…

Xu Ye stood there without mercy at all, and said impatiently: “Look for it quickly, why are you waiting so long?”

“Kick the ball, kick the ball, how can I do it without kicking it. You are looking for it too slowly, which affects my speed of kicking the ball.”

That means, if you keep looking, I’ll kick you when you find it next time.

Weiwei obviously didn’t understand the subtext of this sentence, and continued to grope on the ground. He went back and forth like this all morning. Maybe he was tired of searching, or he had an epiphany:

“No more looking for it.”

The headless child sat dejectedly on the ground with his legs crossed in a cross-legged posture: “Brother, you are lying, you can’t find it at all.”

The brain is important, but in some cases, it can become less important.

“You’re not looking for it anymore?” Xu Ye sat on the sofa and his eyes fell on the “ball” right in front of him, next to the TV.

The ball was facing down, his voice was a little hoarse, and he said tiredly: “I’m tired.”

Xu Ye was a little disappointed. Well, he didn’t think he had enough fun. Say it, let’s goHe walked towards the TV, picked up the head and handed it to his younger brother.

The head was placed on the bloody neck, and the skin, flesh and bones continued to fuse. Within a few seconds, a flawless neck appeared, comparable to the regeneration technique.

Almost at the moment when he was pretending, his younger brother’s expression changed drastically, and he was covered in black gas. He waved his fist like a cannonball and attacked, “Go to hell——”