Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Desa Mental Hospital 21

Wedding Dress Ghost:……

The Wedding Dress Ghost ran faster than anyone else.

Seriously, she was just a little curious, thinking that her strength had increased and she might be able to compete with that person.

It turned out that she had swelled.

This idea is totally wrong.

In the room, Xu Ye slapped him again, and the black evil wind in front of him completely disappeared.

He probably understood what was going on and curled his lips:

“Tch, so weak.”

Xu Ye walked out of the dormitory and walked towards the hospital.

There was a door at the connection of the corridors between the two places. With a slight wave, the iron lock on it fell. Xu Ye opened the door happily, but he was bounced back.

In front, there is a transparent wall of air.

Xu Ye lay at the door and looked. On the other side of the wall, he saw an empty hospital with no sound at all, like a static painting.

“Not in the same space?”

After a lot of effort, he cut out the wall and removed the door, but in the end he still couldn’t get out. There was no other way, so Xu Ye had to return to the dormitory to sleep.

Early the next morning, Xu Ye came to Ward 204 first. Seeing the confusion flashing in the eyes of several children, his heart trembled.

“Changing doctors again.”

“Uncle, who are you?”

“Luanluanluo, uncle, do you want to play together?”

The youngest kid climbed onto Xu Ye’s shoulder, grabbed a bunch of hair and pulled it out, and with such strength, he ripped off the person’s scalp in an instant.

Xu Ye slapped the child away, leaving a big hole in the wall.

“One, two, three… four people, where is your eldest sister?”

He was answered with a string of gibberish.

“GahQuack, I am a little chicken. ”

The little boy hugged the adult’s trouser leg:

“Mom, the eagle has caught us.”

Xu Ye couldn’t bear it any longer, so he took out a few pieces of candy and forced them into the children’s mouths.

The air became quieter, and the children’s eyes became clearer, but they were eight lifetimes away from the completely normal state they had yesterday.

Just one night, what happened?

Xu Ye began to recall what he had missed since entering the dungeon.

Finally, his eyes focused on the canteen.

…

Xu Ye had been squatting in the cafeteria for five hours. It was already past dinner time and no one showed up…

“Meow~”

A few faint meows caught his attention.

When Xun Xun passed by, in the corner, a black cat squatted on the spot, looking at him pitifully.

No, it doesn’t have to be black.

Xu Ye took a closer look and saw that the cat was all wet, as if it had rolled ten times in the mud before coming out again.

Its original fur color can no longer be seen clearly, it is all covered with dirt, and some of it is even bunched together into small black fur balls.

“Meow meow meow~”

Seeing Xu Ye approaching, the black cat took another step in one direction. When he heard that the man behind him didn’t follow, he turned around and meowed a few more times.

Look at the gesture – it seems like he is leading the way.

After a while, a sewer pipe opening appeared on the wall. Xu Ye grabbed it, and the black cat slipped in.

Xu Ye had no choice but to dig his hand into the sewer opening and took out a black plastic bag. It felt hard to the touch.

“what?”

Just as he was about to open it, several security guards at the door came in fiercely: “What did you just see?”

They stared directly at Xu Ye’s hands… and the sewer entrance.

“Damn it, someone, come and seal this place quickly.”

The eyes of those people were very scary, and Xu Ye felt a strong sense of voyeurism from inside. It was definitely not something that a few minions could have, and it should belong to “it” behind them.

Could it be the dean? Xu Ye was not sure.

[Canteen Rule 5: No pets are allowed in the canteen. If you find a black cat hovering on the ground, it is an illusion. Do not hesitate to swallow the white tablet immediately. 】

Several security guards shouted and rushed forward, shaking their fists at Xu Ye.

One of them smiled sinisterly: “Oops, you found me after all…it seems I can’t keep him.”

[Barrage: You are in a hurry. If you dare to fight with Mr. Xu Ye, you don’t know how you will die later. 】

[Barrage: Sit back and wait for a counterattack, slap in the face. 】

However, in the world of ghost stories, Xu Ye did not fight back when faced with the attack, but chose to avoid it directly.

He took out a handful of white special-effect pills and stuffed them into… the security guard’s mouth.

The rules said that after discovering a black cat, the chosen one should take the pills himself, but Xu Ye did the opposite.

Sure enough, the next moment, several security guards stopped waving their fists and froze in place. They scratched their heads in confusion, and deep doubts appeared on their faces:

“How come we…came in? Shouldn’t we be on duty at the door?”

“Probably hungry.”

Xu Ye answered as he calmly walked to the public wash basin in the cafeteria. There was the same liquid in the sewer that was stained on the black cat. He didn’t know what it was. It was thick and smelly, making people feel very uncomfortable.

He was going to clean it up.

Xu Ye stood in front of the sink, the faucet was turned on,

But the next second, he felt a gust of wind on his back and the fists of several security guards. They left and came back:

“Jie Jie Jie, you really know.”

[Barrage: What’s going on? The effect of white pills is not forgetfulness. Did I guess wrong? 】

[Barrage: What a scam, the effect of this medicine is too short. 】

Xu Ye turned sideways, as if there were eyes on his back, dodged the attack accurately, washed the dirt on his hands, and turned his head again: “Dalang, it’s time to take medicine.”

“Ten times more.”

So, each person was stuffed with more than a dozen white pills again.

The effect is immediate.

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.”

After eating, several people were so happy that they walked around in circles hand in hand and danced together.

Xu Ye: “Okay, next move, raise your legs high.”

Several people subconsciously followed the instructions, but because they were holding hands and facing each other, their legs were raised too high, which inevitably triggered some hidden parts.

“Ah…” The first person to be hit cried out in pain and made a high-pitched voice.

Barrage: “I understand, the repeated attacks are because I took too little medicine.”

“Shit, I didn’t watch Pierre’s live broadcast. If you don’t clean up the black mucus on your hands, it will bring back memories of the security guard. Wash it off and take medicine, and you’ll be fine.”

Barrage: “Huh? Then these people were uninformedIn some cases, I gave the medicine by mistake. ”

In fact, what he was thinking was that Mr. Xu Ye wanted to watch the fun and deliberately fed a few more pills…

Phew, the audience who thought so slapped themselves in the face as soon as the thought came out. How could I blaspheme Mr. Xu Ye with such dirty thoughts?

No, no, no, Boss Xu Ye is definitely not that kind of person.

Sure enough, it was his own heart, and everything looked dirty.

…

In Sakura Country, Ichiro Sato touched a hard object at the entrance of the sewer: “What is it?”

Just as he was about to take it out, several security guards walked in.

“People are there.”

Several people came closer and closer, waving their fists.

Ichiro Sato received a solid punch on his body. He hurriedly avoided it and his fist hit his back.

As a result, half of the vertebrae sunk in.

“No, if this continues, I will be beaten to death.”

When extracting talents according to the rules, they generally follow the personal characteristics of the chosen ones. For example, for an intellectual player like Ichiro Sato, his talents are really not linked to his strength.

Coupled with his short stature.

Therefore, just one punch made Sato Ichiro feel unbearable.

“Why can’t I be like Xu Ye, who is both civil and military?” He said regretfully, but unfortunately, it was useless to notice that it was unfair at this time.

The audience in the live broadcast room became enlightened after being reminded like this: “Indeed, Mr. Xu Ye, as one of the weirdest wizards in six billion, is really rare.”

“Most people don’t have literature after learning martial arts, and they ignore martial arts after learning literature. After all, a person’s energy is really limited. In reality, there are not many people like Mr. Xu Ye who are physically strong but have equally fast brains.”

“Look, Sato Ichiro is making some moves. Oh my god, he actually swallowed the special medicine.”

At the critical moment in the world of ghost stories, Sato Ichiro remembered the rules, became cruel, grabbed the special medicine, and stuffed it into his mouth in front of several people.

[Barrage: Wan Duzi, you will definitely be contaminated now. 】

The people of Sakura Country were right to worry. The moment he took the pills, Sato Ichiro’s eyes became obviously dull.

He frowned at the security guards and said displeasedly: “Who asked you to do anything here?”