Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Desa Mental Hospital 17

Xu Ye was anxious. He remembered everything. Her name was Xu Qianzhen, and the man in front of him was called Li Mu. He was his lifelong sweetheart.

The two grew up together and have a deep relationship.

Xu Ye took a few steps forward,

“Muzi…Li Mu, I’m here, look up at me.”

It’s strange. The person I used to call Muzi brother suddenly couldn’t say it out loud, so I changed it to Li Mu for the time being, but it’s not a big problem.

Live broadcast room at this moment: “Laughing like crazy, why did Mr. Xu Ye become a female ghost? And he briefly lost his memory.”

“Save it, I really want to see Mr. Xu Ye’s expression after he comes out of the ghost story and replays this video of his own. It will definitely be wonderful.It’s so colorful. ”

“Return to Li Mu for shouting so affectionately…Pfft hahahahahaha.”

…

It seemed that the lover was sensing something. After Xu Ye finished speaking these words, Li Mu happened to raise his head. At this moment, he was stunned.

“It’s true~”

“Li Mu~”

Lang was interested in having a concubine, so Li Mu stepped forward and took her into his arms. However, his hand passed through Xu Ye’s body.

Only then did he realize that the beloved in front of him was just a shadow.

“you–”

Time seemed to stand still, and the two of them stayed in place for a long time.

Finally, Li Mu seemed to have made up his mind and said to Xu Ye: “Zhenzhen, wait for me, I will be back soon.”

After that, he walked away.

Xu Ye stared at the man’s back, lost in thought.

The audience can feel the hesitant and desolate energy across the screen.

“She must be very sad. She was willing to die for love, and finally waited for her beloved to come back. One second she was kneeling on the ground, moved by heaven and earth, filled with regret. The next moment she knew she was a ghost, she decided to leave.”

“Woooooooooo, will Mr. Xu Ye cry? I really want to see Mr. Xu Ye cry when he is bullied. Am I a pervert?”

“Sisters upstairs, you are not alone.”

…

As for Xu Ye, who was standing in front of the grave, he felt emotionally that he should cry now, so he squatted down, hugged his knees with both hands, and howled a few times, but finally found that he couldn’t shed cat tears.

Soon, she was attracted by a ghost moth flying across the sky and chased her.

After walking a few steps, an old man appeared on the grave in front, and the ugly moth circled around him.

Seeing that Xu Ye’s attention was attracted by the moth, the old man took a puff of the dry cigarette in his mouth with one hand, and waved to her with the other arm:

“What a girl, come to Uncle Yang quickly.”

Seeing that she didn’t act, he spoke again: “Don’t be afraid, uncle is not a bad person. He hugged you when you were born.”

“Okay~” Xu Ye nodded and walked forward.

The hearts of the audience in the live broadcast room started to beat: “Brother Xu Ye, please don’t follow me. Fred, the bald eagle just now, failed to resist the temptation and passed away.”

“Yes, the Chosen One’s original talent seems to have no effect here.”

“Fred is such a tough guy, why do you use the words “香 disappear jade”, it’s so strange.”

“I’m sorry, I’m almost used to seeing a few big shots dressed as women.”

…

on the cemetery,

Xu Ye pounced forward and caught the fluttering moth.

Old man: “Girl, don’t leave once you’re here.”

Ghosts and ghosts can devour each other and increase their strength. The condition is to let the other party come to his grave.

After all, the grave where he is buried can be regarded as his own “home field”, and the magnetic field formed around him is more consistent with his own ghost.

Only ghosts like them who have been dead for a long time know this kind of cold knowledge. “New ghosts” like Xu Qianzhen naturally don’t understand it, so they are more likely to fall into the trap.

While the old man was talking, Xu Ye had already finished handling the ghost moth in his hand, pulled out the two wings and broke the body into several pieces.

The old man’s tone paused, and his body became much more transparent in an instant: “Damn it, I managed to feed the ghost moth with my own body.”

“I have to eat you today.”

“Ouch~”

The old man bit Xu Ye’s arm and shoulder, and a small piece of his soul was torn off. There is a trace of blood flowing in the middle, which looks extremely realistic.

A wave of warmth passed by, and the old man looked shocked: “What a good thing, I didn’t expect it to be so nourishing for you.”

What he didn’t notice was that his act of eating meat just caused the woman in front of him to think deeply.

Xu Ye felt that this scene was very familiar, as if it had happened somewhere.

When the old man finally finished chewing a piece of meat, he was greeted by Xu Ye’s bloody mouth.

Bah~

Xu Ye took one bite at a time,

Half of the old man’s body was torn apart.

Next, Xu Ye performed a dragon sucking water, sucking half of the ghost into his stomach like sucking jelly, and did the same with the other half.

“Hiccup~”

Xu Ye rubbed his belly and said, “It feels so comfortable. I still want to eat it.”

In the next few days, Li Mu never came back. Xu Ye took the initiative to come around and look for other people’s ghosts.

She couldn’t go too far, as she would be dragged back inexplicably if she went beyond a radius of 500 meters, so she had to catch the ghosts buried in the surrounding graves to show off.

At first, everyone was very happy, thinking that a dumb kid was coming, and took the initiative to greet him.

Later, after several ghosts died one after another, they discovered that Xu Ye was actually a gangster, and they were so scared that they hid away. Unfortunately, Xu Ye found them out and eliminated them mercilessly.

In the past few days, in addition to eating various ghosts, Xu Yepangen was in the village and saw many people who came to visit the graves., and also heard a lot of gossip.

Most of them are about General Li Mu.

He said how powerful he was on the battlefield, and he was given a high official title as soon as he returned to the capital.

He said that he was very nostalgic, and His Majesty wanted to help him find a matchmaker, but he said that he already had a wife, and he would take her back to the mansion after a while, rejecting the good offer.

Erya from the same village, the granddaughter of the old man next door, was about the same age as herself. She brought flowers and fruits to offer sacrifices, but she didn’t know that her grandfather would never be able to eat these tributes because of herself.

Erya passed by Xu Qianzhen’s grave and placed two pine cones she had picked up. She sighed like a grown-up who had seen through the world: “Sister Xu, I feel so sorry for you. You two have been childhood sweethearts since childhood. You did everything for him.” You’re looking for death, he actually got married behind your back.”

A few days later, the village became lively, and the screams of slaughtered animals were everywhere.

It turned out that General Xiaomu came back to visit his relatives and killed him in order to welcome him to a banquet.

Erya ran over to feed Grandpa a braised pig ear. Passing by Xu Qianzhen, she suddenly said: “Sister Zhenzhen, there is also a Taoist priest who came back with General Li Mu today. He stared at me several times, He also asked me my age and name.”

“You said he wouldn’t be surprised to see my skeleton and want to accept me as his disciple and let me practice Taoism, right?”

“It’s acceptable. After all, if you practice Taoism, you will be given a monthly payment of two hundred copper coins.”

Xu Ye stood in front of her and picked his ears impatiently.

She always felt that she should have more important things to do instead of listening to other people’s gossip every day.

The night after Erya left, Li Mu appeared. There was a person beside him, wearing a Taoist priest’s robe.

A strong wind blew by, and Xu Ye’s figure was blown unstable.

Li Mu comforted: “Don’t be afraid, this master was invited by me to help us.”

The Taoist priest raised up the dust and said, “The general retreats, and the poor Taoist comes to cast a spell.”

After a while, the old Taoist was panting, and Xu Qianzhen finally regained his freedom and could leave the cemetery five hundred meters away.

Although Xu Ye’s memory was temporarily sealed, his common sense was still there.

Isn’t it a bit abnormal for you, an old man, to help ghosts do this?

If you look closely at the Taoist priest’s body, you will see that everything about him is strange.

…

After a period of dizziness, Xu Ye opened his eyes again. He was already in the carriage. Li Mu looked at her affectionately: “Zhenzhen, we have arrived in the capital. When we return to Li Mansion, I will marry you openly. Are you happy?”

“I’m so happy…I’m so happy, I…” Xu Ye wanted to curse, but in the middle of the sentence, he lost control of his body and automatically shut up.