Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Desa Mental Hospital 11

Longguo live broadcast room,

“Um, Doctor Xu, would you like to come in for a drink of water?”

“No.” Xu Ye refused decisively.

The little nurse lowered her face and stared at Xu Ye with dark eyes, full of sadness:

“You scumbag!”

“You haven’t done this to me before.”

Xu Ye: “Of course. I didn’t know you were so stingy before.”

“When you invite someone to be a guest, you only want to give them a drink of water, so you can bring out some fruit cakes.”

“I know, you didn’t really invite me at all. It was just a lip service, just to be polite.”

The little nurse gritted her teeth: “Are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid?”

“I told you to drink a glass of water, but it’s not really just water.”

Xu Ye: “Aren’t you just drinking water? That’s okay, I’m going in.”

Seeing Xu Ye actually stepping into the room after finishing his words, the little nurse wanted to laugh on the spot. As long as you enter her home court, don’t even think about leaving completely.

The little nurse reached out to close the door, but Xu Ye held it down: “Don’t, having a man and a woman alone in such a small place will affect your reputation.”

Little nurse: “I’m not afraid of this for you.”

Xu Ye immediately said: “I’m scared.”

“I haven’t married yet. You must have done it on purpose.”

Although the little nurse’s original purpose was not to do that kind of thing, she was furious at this moment: “Then your reputation as a grown man is quite valuable.”

She pulled the door hard,

It turned out that it didn’t pull.

? ? ?

That’s all, it’s not impossible to leave the door open for some things.

“Xiao Huang~”

As the nurse spoke, the door to the bathroom in the room was suddenly opened, and a golden python about three meters high and as wide as a human head crawled out from inside.

As soon as it appeared, its target was Xu Ye, and uncontrollable saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth.

“Hehe.”

“Stain~”

Halazi flowed all over the floor.

The little nurse walked to the door quietly and silently blocked Xu Ye’s way.

After finally finding a new supplement, she couldn’t let anyone escape.

Xu Ye’s eyes lit up: “I’m joking, this is the treat you prepared…”

“That’s right, haha, let me enjoy it for you. It depends on whether you are so lucky…”

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Ye rushed forward with a chainsaw.

The golden python split into pieces and turned into evenly sized pieces of meat.

Fast, too fast.

Xu Yeren is fast, and the chainsaw cuts faster.

In short, after the little nurse finished her tough talk, the golden python was sent.

The little nurse’s eyes were blood red, and she cried sadly: “Xiao Huang~”

The voice sounded like dead parents.

No, it’s worse than having your parents die. After all, after her death became strange, only this big python was always by her side.

The pet she had carefully raised for many years was gone all of a sudden?

“I’ll fight with you, even if I’m a ghost…”

It happened that at this time, Xu Ye turned around after killing the big python.

The chainsaw was still turning, buzzing, and dripping with blood, and it looked incomparably terrifying. And Xu Ye’s body also erupted with strange power that was rarely seen in ordinary times.

“What’s wrong with you? Your expression is so ugly. Are you reluctant to let go?”

The little nurse was so frightened that she couldn’t make a sound.

“Huh?” Xu Ye was confused.

The little nurse was so excited that she woke up.

Her scalp was numb, and in the face of absolute life and death, the anger she had just felt at the death of her companion was surprisingly suppressed.

The little nurse forced a smile: “How could that be?”

“My snake is specially prepared to entertain you.”

“That’s good.” Xu Ye put away the chainsaw with satisfaction: “You can’t be too stingy. How can you not be sincere when inviting others to your home?”

“Okay, I won’t take advantage of you in vain. I will cook this snake myself today, so that you can try the craftsmanship passed down from my ancestors.”

The little nurse was bullying someone too much. She killed someone else’s pet and had to take care of it in front of the owner. The little nurse’s face was twisted and she clenched her fists tightly.

“What are you doing standing there? Why don’t you come over and help me?”

“Hey~ here we come.”

oneHours later, there were four delicious dishes and one soup on the table.

Steamed snake meat with rice flour, simmered snake meat with pickled vegetables, stir-fried snake meat, sashimi snake meat, and a pot of tongue soup.

The aroma is overflowing, and just looking at it makes people appetite.

By chance, an acquaintance passed by the door.

Dr. Zhao wandered into the building, preparing to go back to his dormitory.

“Hey, isn’t this Lao Zhao?” Xu Ye called.

Dr. Zhao was startled and looked at the two people inside the door. One had slapped him in the face during the day, and the other had been with a snake all day long.

He instinctively took two steps back, not wanting to get involved with the two of them: “Well, good evening. I have something else to do, so I won’t disturb you anymore.”

“No.” Xu Ye had already stood up and pushed him into the room.

“Let’s all work together and have a meal together.”

“It’s only the two of us who are saved. I’m sorry, little nurse.”

Being forced to sit down, Dr. Zhao did not dare to resist, mainly because of Xu Ye’s methods, which he had already experienced once during the day.

“Where’s the one you have at home – Xiao Huang?”

Doctor Zhao opened his mouth, thinking that if he could call him out quickly, he might be able to help him clean up Xu Ye.

The little nurse cracked open and gritted her teeth without saying a word, looking like she was hopeless.

“Xiao Huang? You mean that snake? It has a cute name.” Xu Ye gave Dr. Zhao a piece of fried pork and said, “This is not it.”

Dr. Zhao: “???”

At this moment, he was anxious. The little nurse stared at him, as if she wanted to eat him alive: “Try to eat it.”

Xu Ye: “Eat, why are you standing there in a daze?”

Seeing Dr. Zhao’s eyes looking towards the other side, Xu Ye’s face was filled with disapproval: “I asked, do you not want him to eat it?”

“I’m not telling you, you shouldn’t be too stingy. You have to learn friendship and sharing. Besides, you can’t finish the meat yourself. Don’t let it go bad by then. What a pity.”

The little nurse smiled softly: “I don’t feel bad, Dr. Zhao, please eat more.”

“Then I really ate it…”

The smell on the table was so fragrant that Dr. Zhao couldn’t resist. He picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, and then:

“really not bad.”

“Yeah, I told you that my cooking skills are very good.” Xu Ye also took a piece and put it in his mouth.

Instantly, it melts in your mouth. The crispy, tender meat and the thickening of the secret soup make this dish very delicious.

The most important thing is that when the snake soup enters the stomach, a warm feeling flows through the whole body. Xu Ye felt that both his physical fitness and strength had improved…

Dr. Zhao feels the same way.

At first, because of the little nurse’s face, he was thinking about how to deal with Xu Ye and didn’t dare to let go.

But at the end, it tastes really good.

The little nurse sat next to her for a while, the aroma of food filling her nose.

Why?

The pet that I worked so hard to raise ended up being cheap to two scumbags.

No, she wants to eat too.

So, later on, the three of them sat together, and the little nurse was crying while grabbing the last piece of meat on the plate…

After eating, Xu Ye returned to his dormitory, stroking his round belly.

There was a note taped to the door.

[Staff check-in rules. 】

When Xu Ye saw this, he slapped his head suddenly: “It’s bad, it seems that we didn’t get food for the patients today!”

Audience in the live broadcast room: “Oh my god, Mr. Xu Ye, you finally remembered.”

“I wonder if the weird ones under your charge have starved to death.”

“Look, is this ridiculous? You eat the snake soup by yourself, it tastes quite delicious.”