Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Desa Mental Hospital 8

“What a smart person would do is to immediately ask if Lao Ba’s secret hamburger can be made. The cafeteria chef’s answer is that it’s difficult to make, but it doesn’t mean that it can’t be made, which means you have to pay for it.”

This analysis left many netizens confused: “Damn, it’s so complicated.”

“Same as Kao Gong…”

“The Chinese people’s way of giving gifts and doing things has been completely understood by the rules.”

“But looking at the current situation, it seems that he not only wants to sell candy, but also wants to rob Mr. Xu Ye…”

On the screen, the moment Xu Ye took out his wallet,

“Bring it to you!”

The two moved at the same time, said the same sentence, and rushed towards each other.

The end result was naturally that Xu Ye snatched the candy back into his hands. The opponent missed.

Xu Ye blinked, touched the wallet in his hand and asked, “Do you know where I got so much money?”

? ? ?

The chef couldn’t help but asked curiously: “Where did it come from?”

Xu Ye: “I can only get in but not get out.”

In other words, you don’t have to pay for things, you just get them through robbery.

“you wanna die!”

The chef was angry. He was the only one who stole other people’s portions. How could it be the other way around?

…

Ten minutes later, Xu Ye came out with a large bag of colorful candies and three thousand weird coins.

The chef was left with broken arms and legs, and the torn apart chef was squirming on the ground.Approaching the door, Xu Ye turned around and said, “You’d better sell more money tomorrow, and I’ll come back to you.”

The remaining limbs on the ground twisted unwillingly and slowly spliced ​​together.

Xu Ye returned to room 204 and gave each child two candies. Everyone finally stopped screaming.

The youngest boy stared straight at the packaging bag in Xu Ye’s hand and said viciously: “You have so many, why did you only give me two?”

Xu Ye: “I have something that belongs to me. Whether I give it to you or not depends on my mood.”

“Now answer my questions obediently. Every time you answer correctly, you will get an extra candy.”

It was obvious that the candy was really effective on them, and all the irritable children nodded obediently.

“First question, where is Lin Hao?”

“I know.” It was still the youngest who answered: “Brother Haotian said that he wants to go back to be with his family and come back to us after a while.”

Xu Ye was stunned for a moment: “Is he discharged from the hospital?”

The little boy thought for a while with a straight face and gave the answer: “No, I just went home.”

Then he couldn’t wait to say: “I have the answer, give me candy quickly.”

He was not discharged from the hospital but returned home. Could it be that the hospital is his home.

Xu Ye was speechless. Obviously, this answer was unreliable. Maybe when Lin Haotian left, he made up white lies in order to take care of the mood of his younger brothers and sisters.

Seeing the constipated look on Xu Ye’s face, the oldest girl, who had just been the chicken mother in the game, spoke up.

She was about eleven or twelve years old and said softly: “We don’t know either. About half a month ago, he suddenly became very excited and said that he had discovered the secret of the hospital and wanted to find a way to take us away.

When I woke up from bed the next morning, he was gone. ”

“Oh, there is a photo of Brother Zhang Lin here. If you can see him, just say… we miss him very much. Even if we stay here… it doesn’t matter if we don’t go out.”

Xu Ye took the photo, and he remembered the little girl’s medical record, saying that she was sent to a mental hospital simply because she suffered from depression.

It’s not so much to cure a disease, but it’s more to say that the parents just abandoned it because they thought it was embarrassing.

When Xu Ye got the photo, he didn’t have much hope at first and thought about showing it to others for identification.

I never expected that I actually knew him.

Looking at the familiar face, Xu Ye widened his eyes: “Isn’t this the zombie I saw when I entered the dungeon?”

No, it should be said to be someone who calls himself a zombie.

Xu Ye clearly remembered that he saw him on the seventh floor and decided to go to the seventh floor later.

Putting away the photos, Xu Ye took out two candies and handed one to the girl and the other to the boy who answered the question.

Probably because he was afraid that Xu Ye would regret it, after the boy received the candies, he stuffed them all into his mouth together with the two he just got.

“Eat slowly, don’t be in a hurry.” The girl consoled her and carefully put away the candy in her hand. She was past the age where she liked this stuff.

Xu Ye: “Second question, how long have you been here?”

“Everyone is different.” The girl pointed to several people in the ward. Among them, the youngest boy only had half a year, and the longest was herself, who had two years.

Xu Ye took out another candy. After the little girl took it, she gave one to the other children along with what she had saved.

Xu Ye: “The third question, where do you go every night?”

This is the biggest question in his mind. Sick children are manic and restless during the day and need doctor’s intervention. At night, he disappeared again.

Is this reasonable? Very unreasonable. In a normal hospital, at least a few doctors should be on duty to deal with emergencies.

According to Xuye, the reason why doctors are not allowed to go out at night may be to cover up some unknown secrets.

“This… I fell asleep at night, right on the bed. We are not allowed to leave the room.” The little girl thought for a moment and replied, “Your question is so strange.”

“Not at all.”

The little boy who had been coveting candies and couldn’t get enough of them finally got the chance to speak: “Sometimes he is in the ward, sometimes he is pushed out.”

Xu Ye became interested: “Oh, how to prove it?”

The little boy immediately asked: “I told you, can I give you one more?”

“Can.”

The little boy led several people to a hospital bed and pointed to the legs of the bed: “I was playing some time ago and accidentally made a mark on the ground.”

He scratched his head in embarrassment: “I was afraid of being punished, so I covered him with the bed leg.”

“Today, the scratches are completely exposed again.”

Xu Ye looked over and saw a not-so-obvious mark on the ground, and pursed his lips.

Seeing that he didn’t speak, the little boy became anxious: “What, you don’t believe me?”

Xu Ye: “No, I justI think you have become smarter. ”

Even the logic is much smoother.

The little boy said proudly: “That’s right, I’m very smart.”

“How many candies did you eat the day you last covered your marks?”

“Two, how did you know I had eaten candy?”

now it’s right,

It seems that these candies do have a certain therapeutic effect on children’s recovery.

Xu Ye observed the five children in the room. If he remembered correctly, the symptoms of these people were relatively mild, similar to ADHD and autism. These are not uncontrollable.

Even many normal families do not regard them as a disease that requires admission to the hospital. If parents stay with their children more, they will naturally get better.

“If I give them more candy, maybe the symptoms will be cured.” Xu Ye thought.

Looking at the time on his watch, it was already past four in the afternoon. Xu Ye came out of the room and decided to check Lin Haotian’s information first.

Live broadcast room audience:

“Boss Xu Ye, have you forgotten something?”