Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Desa Mental Hospital 6

The face of the rice cook changed dramatically: “Shut up, where did the candy come from?”

The two sides began to fight, attracting countless people to watch.

In desperation, Menu La reached into the chef’s side pocket, and candy cubes were scattered all over the floor.

“Look, you really have candy.” Menu La laughed and squatted on the ground to pick up candy.

Not far away, several security guards came in from outside. The cook looked pale and pointed at the menu.

“You, you–have hurt me miserably.”

The audience in the live broadcast room was extremely excited: “Quick, go up and fuck him.”

“It’s just a few security guards, we don’t take them seriously.”

No wonder the audience had this idea. While the recipe was being drafted, several chosen ones had already chosen the same method as him, directly violating the rules.

The talents of these chosen ones are all focused on the value of force. For example, the one from the Ice Bear Kingdom had the momentum to kill a hundred people, and it only took him five minutes to get rid of all the security guards. He took the candy and left in a swaggering manner.

Everyone naturally thought that the recipe was similar.

After all, the rules clearly stated that buying and selling candies was not allowed. If you didn’t have two brushes, how could you dare to contradict the rules face to face.

“Boom~”

Several security guards approached, and one of them kicked him in the shoulder.

The man who was picking up candies on the ground flew out and hit the corner of the cafeteria table with the back of his head. A few gouts of blood flowed from his temples. It was too horrible to look at. Sitting there, he took in less air and came out more.

“Could it be that Menu La’s talent is the same as that of Mr. Xu Ye, and he has immortality?” the audience asked.

Especially the people of Asan Kingdom, there is a hidden excitement in the writing.

The hair pulled by the recipe was grabbed by the nearest security guard, and the back of his head was facingHe hit the table three times with “哐哐哐~”.

Then, the screen went black,

? ? ?

Until now, the people of Asan Kingdom had not reacted, staring at the screen eagerly: “Could it be the same as Mr. Xu Ye, who simply turned black after being injured, and then recovered later.”

[Ding, the recipe for the Chosen Ones of Asan Kingdom has been swallowed up by strange things. The number of Chosen Ones remaining in Asan Kingdom is currently: 3]

It wasn’t until they heard the cold mechanical sound that the audience gave up completely, and instead became angry and angry.

“Damn, let’s pull this traitor. It must be intentional to make such a low-level mistake.”

“Quickly, go and confiscate all his cattle and sheep, and put all his family members in prison.”

“Report to the President, there are no cattle or sheep, and there is only one dog at home. I got married last year.”

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This time, not only the people of Asan are very angry, but also netizens from other countries are full of confusion:

“It’s not worthy of sympathy. If there was such a fool in our country, we would also want to kill him.”

“That’s not right. I just watched the replay again. We may have misunderstood him.”

Someone uploaded a video to social media,

On the screen, I pulled the menu and stood at the door of the cafeteria.

Facing the words all over the wall, he looked blank, his lips trembled, and he reluctantly read: “Rule 1: xx canteen sells xx snacks, and as soon as I find out, the buyer and the seller have the same… fun together?”

Because the man’s voice was very small and his enunciation was not clear. When watching the live broadcast at first, everyone thought he was reciting the rules in a low voice.

Now the video is played back and after special processing, the audience can hear clearly what he said.

“I guess this person is illiterate, right?”

Someone explained below: “Well, it’s not that I don’t know, it’s just that I don’t know where I should know.”

“In this…what age is this happening? And according to rumors, this person got married last year and brought back a dog.”

“Damn it, an inter-species marriage.”

This incident caused quite a stir. The video was edited by netizens from Longguo and soon reached the ears of Asanguo.

Presidential Palace of the Three Kingdoms:

Several men in luxurious clothes and quite domineering manners gathered together.

One of them cautiously suggested: “How about we build more schools or cram schools? You don’t need to have much education, just know Braille.”

After a long silence, another man spoke:

“That would probably cost a lot of money. And if you just cram it into something last minute, it might be too late.”

“There is no other way. In order to prevent things like today from happening in the future, this is the only way we can do it now.”

The two sides argued about this issue for a while, and then the man who seemed to have the highest status sitting at the top spoke up and made the final decision: “Just do what he said and build a new school.”

“Also, prepare a few more private jets. They need to be imported from the Dragon Kingdom, and they will be super-accelerated.”

What he didn’t say was that he wanted to escape from Asan Kingdom in time under special circumstances.

The president sighed: “Well, currently, Dragon Country is the safest place, but it’s a pity that their borders are not open to the outside world.”

Fortunately, although the gap between the rich and the poor in the Asan Kingdom is larger, the land area is large enough to cover more than a dozen cities, and there are dozens more that are enough.

The President of A-Sanguo is trying his best to delay the decision for a while.

…

In the Dragon Kingdom, Xu Ye stood at the back of the team. While waiting, his stomach kept growling.

Finally, when he was in line, Xu Ye said to the meat dishes in the basin: “This, that, plus a piece of oil-consuming lettuce.”

Each chosen person can choose three dishes from the food plate in his hand. Xu Ye chose meat for both of them.

After getting the food, Xu Ye spoke again:

“I want to eat Lao Ba’s secret hamburger.”

The cafeteria uncle looked surprised and paused for a few seconds: “Go, go, go, that dish is very time-consuming to make. I don’t have the time.”

Xu Ye took out a black wallet. The wallet was very thick and bulging inside, giving the impression that it would be burst and beaten in a second.

With a bang, the wallet opened, revealing a thick stack of banknotes inside, which seemed to be no less than several thousand.

Xu Ye took out two of them: “I like to eat Lao Ba’s secret hamburgers the most. Money is not an issue.”

The chef’s mouth was almost watering when he saw it: “Well, when we finish our work later, you come to the kitchen and I will make you Lao Ba’s secret burger.”

Xu Ye nodded, put his wallet back in his pocket, and walked to the table with the dishes.

Except for the oyster sauce lettuce, where you could vaguely see a few insect-eaten leaves, the other dishes looked miserable.

A piece of white meat steak made of unknown materials, with vertical lines on it, as if it was undercooked.

A broth, the whole soup is dark, with a few drops of oil floating on the top layerflower.

Xu Ye took a spoonful of the broth. Unexpectedly, it tasted pretty good. At least to the point where it can be entered.

Halfway through the meal, a figure sat across from me. It was the male colleague who was forced by Xu Ye to read the medical records during the day.

Dr. Zhao had just sat down and looked in the direction of Xu Ye’s food plate: “Doctor Xu, is the food delicious? You must eat it all and don’t waste it. I will supervise you.”

He was so close that his eyes were almost touching the food plate.

Dr. Zhao’s eyes were red, and the area around his eye sockets was squirming. After a while, a red worm as thick as a little finger crawled out from the bottom of his eyeball.

Seeing it immediately dripping into the broth, Xu Ye pulled the food plate back.

“Haha, are you itchy again?”

Dr. Zhao’s expression was twisted,

Obviously, Xu Ye’s words reminded him of some bad memories from the day.

His cheeks and throat were still burning and sore.

There was no food on the plate, and the insect smacked and fell from Dr. Zhao’s eye socket to the table.

Xu Ye tapped the head of his chopsticks on the table: “You seem to miss my Dabi Dou very much?”

“I don’t–”

“Snapped!”

The left side of Dr. Zhao’s cheek swelled up quickly, followed by an ecstatic voice, “I know you like to play with this. How is it? Does it feel good?”

“Fuck your grandma, you dare to hit me.”

“Snapped!”

Another click.

Dr. Zhao: “I will fight with you!”

Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!