Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Peach Love 11 (two chapters in one)

Han La came to the first floor calmly,

His eyes looked at the front desk’s chest. Very good, the name, photo and position on the job card were all correct.

He took out the two room cards he had prepared in advance: “Hello, I need to check out.”

The front desk was stunned for a moment.

Han La immediately frowned and retorted: “Your rules are written in black and white. As long as you get twoYou can check out with a room card. ”

“What, are you planning not to admit it now?”

When he spoke, his tone was aggressive, and he exuded confidence and pride.

This kind of self-confidence comes from the day after tomorrow, cultivated and formed when commanding compatriots of lower castes for a long time.

It happened that at this time, Asanguo’s live broadcast room was in a quarrel:

“Hanla, you look so handsome when you look confident.”

“We’re going to win this time.”

“I have always dreamed of marrying a high-caste person, but unfortunately it’s not possible.”

“The upper castes can do anything.”

Viewers from other countries who followed the live broadcast room were stunned:

“Is this because you have been kneeling for too long? Are you used to it?”

“The people of Asan Kingdom actually believe that the caste system is correct and are vigorously promoting it.”

“It’s scary. Real control turns out to be spiritual. There’s no way to save it.”

…

In the lobby, the front desk smiled: “Yes, I don’t want to check you out.”

As he said that, he actually raised his hand, took off the work badge on his chest, and put it in his hand: “Look, now, I am no longer a hotel employee, and I don’t have to abide by the rules.”

Han La: “You are a scoundrel… and you have no moral ethics.”

Sexy, so sexy.

He never expected that at the critical moment, the front desk would neglect his duty and take off his work badge in front of him. What should he do?

What’s worse is yet to come. In the hall, some chirping sounds are heard, which are obviously inhuman.

Hanla turned around,

All the waiters around him took off their work badges and rushed toward him.

They were extremely powerful, like ferocious wolves, and they were no match for them.

The last shot of the live broadcast room,

It was Hanra who was sent back upstairs surrounded by a group of people.

One of the waiters knocked on the door respectfully: “Customer, the container you carefully selected has been returned to you.”

Quiet, silent, depressed.

The barrage in the live broadcast room was blank for a few seconds, and then someone desperately sent:

“This is too difficult…the strange rules are simply unexplainable.”

“Even Hanla failed, and Asan Kingdom is finished.”

“Hmph, the IQ of a high caste is just that~”

[Ding, Hanla, the chosen one from the Asan Kingdom, was devoured by strangeness, and all five chosen ones from the Asan Kingdom were eliminated. The world of strange stories is about to come, and the time is counting down to 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5…]

This is the disadvantage of class division,

Rules Guarantee selects people equally in every country, and they will not choose to avoid you just because you are of a lower caste and have a low success rate.

This almost brought disaster to Asan Kingdom.

Without it, the upper caste population in Asan Kingdom would only account for 10% of the country’s total.

In other words, every time a chosen one is drawn, there is only a one-tenth chance that he is from a high caste, and the remaining nine-tenths are all from a low caste that he may not even recognize!

…

In Sakura Country, Ichiro Sato entered the room blindfolded, and sure enough he heard his girlfriend complaining.

He seemed to have just discovered this situation and said in surprise: “What, dear, is the light broken?”

“Oh, that’s too bad. If you ask me, this hotel is rubbish.”

“I can only make do with it for one night. I’ll get up tomorrow to settle the score with them.”

Ichiro Sato shifted all responsibilities to the hotel and excluded himself.

In this regard, the people of Sakura Country expressed their understanding: “That’s it, Ichiro Sato, you are great.”

“Sometimes, the right lie can further enhance feelings.”

“Haha, that’s what women are like, there’s no need to tell the truth to them.”

…

After Sato Ichiro appeased his girlfriend, only a man and a woman were left in the small space, making fire and the atmosphere became restless.

Even Sato Ichiro’s heart became increasingly hot.

Of course he knew that if he sneaked out with two room cards at this moment, he might be able to pass the customs smoothly.

Most people would probably be satisfied after reaching this point and finding a way to clear the level.

But Sato Ichiro is not good at it. Simply escaping is useless.

His real purpose is to uncover the truth behind the love hotel and achieve five-star clearance like Xu Ye.

“The rules say that when the petals turn red, you can completely believe what your girlfriend says.”

“This is actually a game of gaining popularity.” Sato Ichiro said proudly: “The next thing I have to do is to make my girlfriend open her heart and trust me completely.”

“When the last petal turns red, the truth of the matter will naturally be revealed.”

Ichiro Sato is full of confidence and has no worries about not being satisfied with his favorability score next time.

Because he has the strongest assist, that is the country.

“Oh, I’m going to go, I really have eyesight today.” The live broadcast room was filled with all kinds of sighs.

As we all know, Sakura Country’s small film industryThe industry is very developed and famous all over the world.

Ichiro Sato was blindfolded, but it did not affect the display of his skills at all.

At every critical moment, the leader of Sakura Kingdom personally sends information and guidance, including rules on movement, comfort, etc.

The fighting was fierce at the scene.

Taught a lesson to many viewers.

“I want to complain that the live broadcast of Sakura Country is not suitable for teenagers to watch.”

“Son, please go back to your room. Just leave dad to bear this disgusting scene alone.”

“It’s so shameless. Who would have thought that even the government of a developed country could be so shameless.”

Strange talk about the world,

Ichiro Sato works hard and is bound to make the weird girl experience enough fun!

Beads of sweat fell from his forehead and dripped onto the sheets. To be honest, due to years of high-intensity mental activities, his physical strength is average.

“When I go back this time, I must eat three kilograms of leeks to replenish my health.” Sato Ichiro secretly made up his mind.

As time went by, the hormonal elements in the air increased, and he understood that his goal was coming soon.

Sato Ichiro’s heart was pounding, and he felt as happy as knowing he was ranked first in the college entrance examination in advance.

By the way, since I entered the dungeon, I haven’t used my talents yet.

The rules of strange talk will randomly assign the same talent to each chosen person who comes for the first time.

Sato Ichiro’s talent is not weak, it is called “telepathy”. As the name suggests, you can read the true thoughts of weird minds.

Can be used once every three days.

If you don’t use it, you won’t use it.

So Ichiro Sato said: “My dear, when all the petals turn red, you will tell me the secret behind the hotel, right?”

“Oh, of course, honey. Compared with your excellent performance, this little thing is nothing to mention.” The woman was in a deep state of love and said without thinking.

However, she added something in her mind:

“I am quite satisfied with your performance. I was hesitant at first, but now I am sure that you are indeed the most suitable container. As a reward, I will take your body and leave the hotel together after explaining the truth.”

Sato Ichiro’s smile froze.

Damn it, what does it mean to be hesitant at first? Does it mean that you didn’t necessarily choose him at the beginning?

So what does your hard work just now count for? Accelerate the speed of death by being selected by the weird?

As soon as this thought came out, the joy in Sato Ichiro’s heart completely disappeared, replaced by panic.

At this time, due to some irreversible inertia, he completed the last step of academic discussion.

A pleasant smile appeared on Xiaomei’s face: “I didn’t expect you to look so thin and work so hard. I wrongly blamed you before.”

At the same time, as she finished speaking, the five petals of the flower at hand all turned red.

“I’m here to tell you the truth~”

“No!” Sato Ichiro roughly pulled off the cloth from his eyes and ran out of the room as hard as he could before Xiaomei could react.

He doesn’t want to hear the truth, he’s going to die, he wants the fucking truth!

Wrong, completely wrong, my thinking from the beginning was wrong.

In the mind of this perverted woman, killing a man as a container is actually a reward.

Containers don’t sound like a good thing at first glance.

You won’t want any messy things to be parasitic in it, right?

Ichiro Sato ran out and opened the employee elevator.

Standing inside was a staff member with a sign on his chest, smiling: “Sir, do you need help?”

“need……”

According to the rules, if you encounter danger in the middle of the night, asking the staff for help is the only solution.

Ichiro Sato stepped half into the elevator and lifted it out halfway.

He suddenly realized a problem,

No, he didn’t break any rules since he entered the room at night. It stands to reason that he would be safe like this.

The reason why Rules of Strange Tales is called a copy game is because it is logical and will not kill the chosen ones for no reason.

If that’s the case, what’s the point of calling it weird rules? Let’s just massacre human beings.

But why does Xiaomei’s voice seem to be determined to put her to death?

Unless she has help.

Judging from Xiaomei’s behavior of spending tens of thousands of yuan in hotels, it is self-evident who is the helper.

After thinking about this clearly, Sato Ichiro suddenly turned around and ran towards the ordinary elevator.

A few seconds later, the elevator stopped at this floor.

Rule 7 is wrong, the elevator is not broken at all at night. The so-called saying that only employees are allowed to use the employee passage at night is completely deceiving.

Ichiro Sato entered the ordinary elevator, but did not press the down button immediately.

If I guess correctly, the elevator at night is absolutely safe and staff cannot enter.

ZuoToichiro stayed in the elevator all night. The temperature was pitifully low at night and the air conditioner was still on in the elevator.

Maybe they knew he was hiding inside. During this period, the temperature in the elevator became lower and lower, almost freezing him into an “ice man”.

Sato Ichiro stamped his feet and exercised to keep himself warm until dawn.

At eight o’clock in the morning, Ichiro Sato took the elevator to the lobby on the first floor.

Several shop assistants immediately raised their heads and stared at him with evil intentions in their eyes.

Sato Ichiro’s heart rose in his throat.

Fortunately, at this time, the hotel door opened and several new unsuspecting guests (containers) walked in from the outside.

In order to trick new customers into falling for the scam, staff are forced to smile.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Ichiro Sato quickly took out his room card: “Hello, I want to check out.”

[Ding, congratulations to Ichiro Sato, the chosen one of Sakura Kingdom, for successfully clearing the dungeon Peach Love. Completion rating: two stars. Rating analysis: One star for escaping the hotel and one star for satisfying your girlfriend. 】

[The people of Sakura Kingdom have their own strange resistance increased by 1%. This time the strange immunity story is coming. 】

“It’s only two stars, and the rewards you get are very average… One percent weird resistance. This data is not worth mentioning.”

Ichiro Sato returned to the real world, and many people gathered in front of the detective office.

They were all relatives of several other chosen ones. Their eyes were broken and they threw rocks at the window of the detective office:

“If you use all seven reminder opportunities, our child’s life will not count.”

“My poor son, he just entered college this year,”

If Ichiro Sato obtained a five-star clearance and brought huge benefits to the country, they would naturally not dare to care too much.

But the problem is, he doesn’t. It was also a waste of a hint opportunity that should have helped their children escape from the dungeon.

It’s equivalent to sacrificing your own child in vain.

Soon, troops surrounded the detective agency and drove away the unconvinced people around.

The government did not reflect at all: “The chosen ones on Bagaya Road in your family are as stupid as pigs. They can’t even do small things well, or they are just a waste of rice.”

“If I look at it, they should all commit seppuku.”

These words ignited the hearts of the onlookers, and the pain of losing their loved ones, coupled with the government’s ridicule, caused an uproar for a while.

Sakura Country’s reputation as a villain once again spread throughout the world.

Of course, the dragon-slaying young man who appeared not long afterward said something else.

…

In the Dragon Kingdom, Xu Ye felt quite headache looking at the mess in the room.

There were a few wisps of dust hanging on Xiaoyue’s face, which looked dirty, but in fact she was not hurt at all.

On the other hand, Tang Yao had multiple wounds on his body, especially on his back, which was the most serious. In this case, she still bent over and tried her best to protect the flowers in her arms.

Obviously, in the battle just now, the smaller one won.

Xu Ye made a serious face and lectured: “Xiaoyue, who allows you to beat others at will when you have nothing to do? Apologize immediately.”

Xiaoyue’s eyes were red and filled with tears: “Brother, are you going to elope with this woman and not want me anymore?”

“My mother was like this. After she found a boyfriend, she abandoned me. So I chopped her body into pieces and left only her head in the bathroom. She couldn’t live or die.”

“His adulterer, I curse him to be nailed in the pool forever and enjoy the pleasure of being choked by water all the time.”

Hearing her description, Tang Yao shuddered all over.

It seemed that she had offended someone who should not be offended.

Xu Ye frowned: “Nonsense! What about abandoning or not abandoning?”

“Tang Yao is here to join us, not to destroy us.”

“I also promised to give her a stick.”

Tang Yao’s eyes became incredulous, and she looked at Xu Ye: “No, you are so perverted, in front of a child…”