Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Peach Love 7

Under the dim light, a large group of people, one small and one small, sit quietly together, biting the straws, and pouring milk from the box into their stomachs. The scene is warm and harmonious.

The same is true on the opposite side,

I saw that there was no program playing on the TV screen, but like a camera, it showed the situation in the room one by one.

Xu Ye raised his eyebrows, and the identical man on the screen also raised his eyebrows.

Xiaoyue raised her legs, and the girl in red on the TV followed suit.

It was the turn of the dishdog behind him, and he puffed out a ball of flames. This time the figure on the screen did not learn. The entire TV was swallowed up by the flames and burned to ashes.

“Woof – woof woof!”

Cai Gou yelled twice, but his tone was breathless and he had an obvious guilty conscience.

In order to make up for its mistake, it walked around the room twice, picked up a piece of paper, and handed it to Xu Ye attentively.

Open the paper ball:

【Rule B】

[In order for you to have a safe and wonderful night, please keep the following points in mind. 】

[Rule 1: The mirror world and reality are opposite. 】

[Rule 2: Although the mirror is good, it is not suitable for looking into it all the time. Do not look at the person in the mirror for more than thirty seconds. 】

[Rule 3: All reflective items may cause danger. 】

[Rule 4: The items in the hotel are professionally customized and cannot be damaged. 】

[Rule 5: Staff will never take the initiative to enter your room before leaving. 】

[Rule 6: Show two room cards to the staff at the same time and you can leave the hotel smoothly. 】

Xu Ye stared at the paper ball and thought for a few seconds.

The first is rule three. Among all reflective items, the TV should be included. Its screen and mirror are similar in that they can illuminate the things in the room.

As for the opposite between the mirror and the real world mentioned in Rule 1, Xu Ye was once again confused.

In addition to the TV, there are two mirrors in the room.

There is a dresser on one side of the bedroom and another in the bathroom.

Xu Ye looked at himself carefully through the mirror. He had a straight nose and handsome but not deep eyebrows, with a hint of softness, a typical oriental appearance.

Well, he’s still handsome as always.

But what does rule one mean?

Does it mean that the self in the mirror is in the opposite direction to the real world?

That’s true, no matter where you are, the mirror and the person are facing each other. If you raise your right hand, the person in the mirror is actually raising his left hand.

But Xu Ye felt something was wrong. It was impossible for the Rules Guaitan to single out such a simple thing as a rule and say it again.

That’s too watery…not level.

Thinking of this, Xu Ye stared at himself in the mirror for a full minute, completely violating rule two, but there was still no change.

He left the mirror in disgust, with dissatisfaction on his face. Unexpectedly, the person in the mirror looked in his direction, also showing deep doubts.

Dong-dong-dong, there was a knock on the door.

Xu Ye opened it, and standing at the door was… the receptionist he had seen this morning.

“Mr. Xu, the time is almost up. Have you found a satisfactory partner?”

“If you don’t find it, you can consider me.” At this moment, she was wearing a decent black business attire, her hip-covering skirt outlined her seductive curves, and she was covered in weapons.

Xu Ye thought for a moment: “I found it, I’m quite satisfied.”

There has never been a girl who could talk to him like this.

Thinking of this, he couldn’t help but smile.

Receptionist: “Better than me?”

If you are enlightened, you will know how dangerous this problem is. No matter whether you are standing in front of a friend or a female colleague, no woman wants to be told by others that you are inferior to someone else.

What’s more, the receptionist is a beauty, and he thinks he is no worse than any other girl.

But Xu Ye was obviously clueless and told the truth: “Yes, she is more suitable than you.”

Most girls don’t like sticks.

The receptionist became angry and felt that he had been insulted:

“If it weren’t for your handsome appearance and your high-quality container, would I take the initiative to attach it to you?”

But to be honest, if the waiter just had a tentative attitude at first and asked Xu Ye if he wanted to come together.

Xu Ye’s performance now further aroused her desire to win, and she felt that she must win.

So she started to poke at the other party’s dick and mocked:

“That woman came in and paid 10,000 yuan in weird coins. If you go with her, you won’t have any skin left.”

Xu Ye: “Then let’s go with you? Is it safe?”

The front desk person flipped his hair: “Of course, I am a hotel employee, and I am free in this regard. I will not be too harsh on you.”Xu Ye keenly grasped the key points: “What do you mean by container, and why did Tang Yao pay 10,000 yuan?”

The receptionist stopped talking and refused to answer these two questions. He only stared at Xu Ye eagerly: “Will you match me or not? If you don’t agree, I will leave. It’s your loss to lose this opportunity.”

Promising… is impossible.

The front desk is definitely not kind. Why should other people pay 10,000 yuan to come in and the staff can be free?

This employee benefit… is too good. The boss is not a philanthropist.

There is only one possibility, the front desk just didn’t tell the truth.

It doesn’t matter,

Xu Ye took out the chainsaw and put it on the receptionist’s neck: “I have many ways to make you explain clearly.”

“what are you doing?”

The front desk was panicked. She didn’t expect that one of the guests who came today was a tough guy, and he was holding a scary and weird prop.

“There’s no point in killing me. The hotel doesn’t allow private disclosure of this information.”

Buzz buzz~

The electric saw cut through the front desk’s body, and pieces of meat fell to the ground. Xu Ye violently opened the door to the next room and swept all the meat into it.

“It turns out that killing is really useless…”

…

“Holy shit!” The live broadcast room was already in a state of panic: “Xu, Xu Ye is so neat. The other party said that killing him was useless, so he really verified it.”

“You are worthy of being a role model for our generation, with a brilliant mind.”

After such a long period of strange talk about the rules, the audience’s hearts have been somewhat tempered, and they will no longer be as shocked as they were at the beginning, even when killing someone.

Previous audience: “You have killed people, you have killed people, how can you kill people? Everyone is so cute~”

Current audience: “Good kill. The method seems to be different this time. Half of the brains are spilled out compared to last time.”

Compared to the thrill of killing, the audience is now more concerned about what the front desk just said, and they can’t help but discuss:

“Damn it, you are willing to pay 10,000 yuan for that. This operation is quite explosive?”

“This hotel is immoral. They charge both parties for doing things.”

A certain man: “I hope this model can be introduced into the real world. I also want to find a woman who is willing to spend 10,000 yuan to spend the spring breeze together. We can chat privately. You don’t need to give the money to the hotel, just give it to me.”

The barrage was speechless for a while,

“That guy upstairs, I just saw your homepage. You look like this, you’re not worth a dollar.”

“But it doesn’t matter. With your kidney, I can still have an extra twenty thousand.”

Ordinary poor people watch the live broadcast. At best, they are following the trend. They are afraid that they will be selected one day and prepare for it in advance.

But it is different for countries. There are several small countries, seeing their chosen ones losing one by one, they actually send reminders to ask them to go to the front desk and “dedicate” themselves.