Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Neighborhood Strange Stories 5

Xu Ye discovered a problem a long time ago. Even though Song Jian and Zhou Minghua were together, Song Jian’s personality seemed to be more out-of-the-box and not as calm as Zhou Minghua’s. Even during the day, it was Song Jian who first looked at the girl Weiwei. .

In fact, between the two of them, Zhou Minghua, who has always been silent and silent, is the weakest one. He has delicate and rich feelings and is the most susceptible to strange temptations.

These conclusions can be drawn from the fact that he handed the mask to the delivery clerk, including when he wanted to take the clerk away in the supermarket.

This kind of person, at best, is helpful, kind and loving, but at worst, he has weak willpower. It is easy for others to seize the opportunity and use it as a weakness to attack.

But Song Jian’s words are just a mean talk and a hard heart.Bang bang, not easily tempted.

…

As soon as the bikini woman died, Zhou Minghua struggled with less strength, and Song Jian finally dragged the person back out of the window.

“Wake up, what’s wrong with you?”

The people on the ground still had their eyes closed, their feet lifted off the ground, and they looked like they were eager to jump out of the window and rise to the sky.

“Pah, pah!” Xu Ye stepped forward and swung the photon twice, both left and right, causing Zhou Minghua’s cheeks to swell rapidly.

The swelling on the left cheek is smaller, and the swelling on the right is larger.

Xu Ye couldn’t hold it back, so he slapped her on the left side again and took a breath.

“Are you awake?” Song Jian didn’t notice this abnormality. He stepped forward to check and found that the person in his arms had been beaten so hard that he fainted completely.

“That’s good, at least I won’t jump out of the window.”

Xu Ye: “Why are you two in the same bedroom?”

He clearly remembered that the three of them were separated before going to bed.

Song Jian: “Oh… I can’t sleep. I’m thinking about chatting with him for a while.”

He was embarrassed to say that he didn’t dare to sleep in his room alone, so he asked Zhou Minghua to be his companion. It happened that the other party had the same idea, so the two good brothers slept on the same bed with their backs to each other.

Zhou Minghua slept inside, facing the window.

Xu Ye: “Okay, in order to prevent accidents, I will stay tonight.”

Song Jian nodded hurriedly and thanked Xu Ye profusely. He and Zhou Minghua were colleagues in the same department. They were also comrades in arms in the past. They had a deep relationship and agreed that no one could abandon the other.

…

Late at night, Xu Ye suddenly opened his eyes and stared at the two people making the floor under the bed.

Home Owner’s Guide to Home Conduct:

[3. After ten o’clock in the evening, all curtains must be closed. 】

Obviously, because of Zhou Minghua’s behavior of opening the window, all three of them violated the rules.

“But what’s the price for breaking the rules?”

Xu Ye took the initiative to stay, and the three of them were in the same room, just for this reason. With the rules and weird talk, he would not think that after Zhou Minghua was punished, the two of them would be let off lightly.

With this question in mind, I came early the next morning.

“Ouch, what happened to my face?” Zhou Minghua was the first to scream.

Song Jian was hesitant to tell him about being slapped.

At this time, Zhou Minghua had already taken out his mobile phone and used the camera function as a mirror. He said to himself: “I know, it must be the weird one yesterday. When she saw that she didn’t sleep with me, she became angry and turned from love to hatred.”

“Don’t tell me, this female ghost has some obsessive-compulsive disorder. Both sides of her face are swollen exactly the same.”

“Well, you’re right to think so…”

Song Jian shut up in time, changed the subject, and revealed the beating: “What on earth did you see yesterday?”

Xu Ye followed him and looked at him curiously.

“I…” Speaking of this, Zhou Minghua became shy, lowered his head, and a blush flashed on his face: “I couldn’t sleep well last night because I was afraid. In a daze, I noticed someone was in my ear. Blow, touch all over my body…”

“I couldn’t hold it back. I thought I was at home, so I responded subconsciously, and then…”

There was no need for him to say anything, everyone would see what happened next.

Zhou Minghua apologized honestly: “I’m sorry, I accidentally fell into the trap of a female ghost.”

Song Jian: “Be careful next time. If I hadn’t reacted quickly and hugged you in time, you would have ascended to heaven by now.”

Zhou Minghua nodded fearfully, looking like he had been taught something.

But then, he reacted:

“That’s not right. We sleep on the same bed. Why do the female ghosts treat me differently? They only look for me, not you. Is it because I’m more handsome?”

“You’re so handsome.” Song Jian was speechless: “I don’t have a girlfriend, so my first reaction was that you were not honest in your sleep.”

Song Jian didn’t say that he thought Zhou Minghua touched his butt last night. He was so frightened that he closed his eyes and pretended to sleep. After waiting for a while, he was about to endure the humiliation and run away, when he turned around and saw Zhou Minghua opening the window.

It turned out to be something weird. Song Jian breathed a sigh of relief and quickly stepped forward to hug the person, applauding his lost “friendship” from the bottom of his heart.

But you can’t bring up these words with Zhou Minghua, lest he think too much.

…

[Rule 6: At seven o’clock every morning, supply packages will be delivered to the door on time. When receiving supplies, please make sure that the packaging bag is red. 】

For this moment, the three of them stood outside in advance, as if prepared.

“Are you ready? Someone will come to deliver supplies later. No matter who it is, catch him first and get some useful information out.”

The remaining two people nodded fiercely.

The time came to seven o’clock, and with a “ding”, the elevator door on the eighth floor opened on time.

Song Jian quickly ran over, grabbed the elevator door with both hands, looked inside, and said in shock: “There is no one there.”

A lonely bulging plastic bagZero is placed on the elevator floor.

He had no choice but to take out the only plastic bag and prepare to take it back to the room: “It’s quite heavy.”

“Wait a minute.” Xu Ye, who had just taken out his mobile phone, stopped the two of them: “Let’s see what’s inside first.”

“Oh yes.”

When the bag was opened, there were pieces of frozen meat steak, with a lot of blood seeping out of the surface. You could also see squashed eyeballs and human fingers inside.

“Gu, it smells so good~”

Song Jian and Zhou Minghua salivated over the meat steak.

“Brother, my cooking skills are pretty good. Let me show you my skills.”

“Yes, I haven’t eaten the food you cooked for a long time… Let’s honor my eldest brother first and come together.”

Xu Ye: “???”

You two are so filial.

He finally figured out what the cost of opening the window last night was. It turned out that these two people had been polluted without even realizing it.

“What color is this bag?”

“What other color can it be? Red.”

“Brother, can we go in?” It was obvious that these two people really wanted to eat meat, but they didn’t do it out of “filial piety”.

Xu Ye: “Oh, how come I see it’s white?”

He patted his chest and said in panic: “Oops, am I contaminated?”

Two people:! ! !

Song Jian reacted first, raised his hand and slapped himself hard twice. When that wasn’t enough, when Zhou Minghua on the opposite side didn’t respond, he slapped him twice again.

What does it mean that Xu Ye is polluted? The colors he sees are correct. Does he deserve it?

You have to be a little self-aware.

Zhou Minghua screamed: “What are you doing? I heard it this time, but I just reacted a little slower.”

When Xu Ye saw the two pushing each other’s heads and moving away from the plastic bag step by step, he knew that the contents inside were still attractive to them.

He chuckled, took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera function, took a photo, and put it in front of the two of them:

“It’s not impossible to eat if you want. Try new flavors occasionally.”

The two were contaminated, attracted by the contents of the bag, but had no problem looking at the photos.

So, the two people who knew the truth vomited before eating breakfast.