Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

A Convenience Store 14

In the live broadcast room, the audience was very commotion at this time.

They admired Chen Yue’s eloquence, and secretly guessed: “I wonder what Mr. Xu Ye would recommend to Chainsaw Man.”

“Boss Xu Ye is so powerful that he would recommend everything in other copies of the Chosen One.”

“With wide eyes and great anticipation, move a small bench in the front row and sit down.”

However, the direction of things is different from what everyone guessed.

Xu Ye handed the other party two packs of chili noodles and cumin powder that cost only five yuan.

White coat: “What do you mean?”

When Xu Ye explained the purpose, he became furious:

“Do you think I will be like those vulgar ordinary people, eating meat and adding seasonings?”

As a heinous murderer, the main theme is blood, violence and original flavor. He would not eat food without two drops of human blood.

Xu Ye is insulting him by selling him seasonings now.

The white coat stared at Xu Ye fiercely. If the cashier hadn’t stopped him, he would have wanted to go in and tear the person to pieces on the spot.

But the next second, something was stuffed into its mouth.

“Tastes like human flesh~”

The white coat chewed subconsciously. Then he reacted and vomited:

“Bah, bah, bah, what did you give me to eat?”

But there is still a small amount of food that passes through the esophagus and is digested in the stomach.

Xu Ye held up the fragile heart in his hand and handed it to the white coat.

No one can resist the temptation of puffed food. If so, it’s just because you didn’t choose the right flavor.

Obviously, White Coat didn’t choose the right flavor before.

Now his favorite human flesh is outAfter thinking about it, I poured all the remaining crispy food into my mouth and chewed it.

After finishing one bag, he stretched out his hand and asked: “Are there any more?”

Xu Ye: “Sorry, there’s nothing left to open. The one just now is a tasting pack. You need to pay for the rest.”

“How much?”

Xu Ye: “Fifty yuan a bag.”

The white coat was a little silent, remembering that the bag just now was not as big as the palm of a hand, and it only tasted a few small bites. It was a bit expensive…

Expensiveness is not a problem, what he lacks most is money.

But Bai Daco was suspicious that Xu Ye was raising the price to trick him…

This kind of trap is different from Chen Yue’s invisible sales promotion, it’s too obvious.

He couldn’t help but question: “Do I look like someone who has been taken advantage of?”

Xu Ye hurriedly promoted: “This is a heart, not an ordinary potato chip.”

White coat: “Don’t come here, the most indispensable thing in ghost stories is human flesh.”

“What’s more, your little bag probably doesn’t even contain one-tenth of the heart.”

Xu Ye scratched his head,

That was indeed the case. The value of the goods in the strange story about the rules was different from what he imagined.

The heart, which is so valuable in reality, is greatly reduced when it comes to strange tales.

Xu Ye curled his lips: “This is made from a fresh heart that was just cut off and compressed on site. It’s very laborious.”

“Furthermore, the heart, as the most delicious part of the human body, can be said to be the essence of the whole person, was just taken away, and the remaining parts became useless waste.”

The more he talked, the louder he got, pointing at his fragile heart and boasting vigorously, making all the lies come true.

Finally: “Well, if you buy more, you can get a discount.”

“Let’s do this. You name a price and I’ll see if it’s suitable.”

The white coat was a little hesitant.

In his limited career, he spent most of his time hiding and killing people. This was the first time that he had done anything like bargaining.

He tentatively named a number:

“How about 25 a bag?”

Just cut it in half!

Xu Ye just made a fuss, and the white coat was more or less listening.

He felt that if someone dared to cut it in half with something so difficult to make, he would definitely disagree.

The white coat was thinking silently, waiting for Xu Ye to raise the price.

did not expect,

“make a deal!”

Xu Ye took out the broken lens. This thing can not only summon Xiaoyue, but also can be used as a portable space when necessary.

With a crash, a large box of crispy hearts poured out of it. Just a casual count, there are hundreds of bags.

…

The white coat opened its mouth wide,

Xu Ye agreed so simply that he suddenly felt that he had made a loss.

Damn it, if I had just offered him ten yuan a pack, would he have agreed immediately?

The white coat is just a little annoyed now,

If he were to know that these so-called “human body essences” were taken from patients and were of no use in the first place, they might even cause a burden on the body after eating them.

He would probably be so angry that he would vomit blood on the spot.

Xu Ye gave him an idea: “If you can’t eat these things, you can take them back and sell them to others.”

“The retail price is forty-nine and nine yuan. I’m giving you the wholesale price, which is only twenty-five yuan.”

The white coat nodded, reluctantly agreeing.

He does have many “colleagues” with the same hobby, and he believes that they are also willing to buy heart popsicles like him.

After the white coat paid, Xu Ye immediately suggested that he also buy chili peppers and cumin noodles.

After the taste test just now, Bai Daco no longer rejects it. After all, the “crispy heart” has been processed and cannot be regarded as the original flavor of human meat.

But he still hesitated.

At this moment, a customer with counterfeit money walked in secretly.

The white coat’s eyes lit up.

Is it delicious? He can try it first.

So this time, the thin man was quickly chopped into minced meat before he could quibble.

Audience in the live broadcast room: “Really, he is so miserable.”

“He is obviously a criminal, but he is executed on the spot every time.”

“It seems that if we don’t kill him, the Chosen One will not be able to complete the mission.”

“Harm, don’t tell me. None of the copies of the Chosen One left till now have chosen to let him go.”

…

Strange talk about the world,

The big white coat put away all the snacks. The human meat sprinkled with seasoning did taste better than before.

He looked at Xu Ye with satisfaction and handed him a business card: “If you have new crisps in the future, you can contact me at any time.”

He has no intention of killing this person who can provide him with snacks for a long time.

Moreover, both Xu Ye’s conversation and the things he did were very consistent with his own three views.

Xu Ye got the business card, which was probably what all perverts had in common. This person’s name was quite elegant, Liu Ninghao.

Phone: 187xxxxxx112

Address: No. 56, City of Evil.

And the address? Does he think that he is the one who talks about strange rules and can be contacted by his address?

Xu Ye asked the doubts in his heart: “I am not a person who talks about strange rules. Unless I happen to be thrown into the City of Sin next time, we can get in touch.”

Liu Ninghao was stunned for a moment, then seemed to react, and still handed the business card to Xu Ye: “Take it, I can’t say anything more, otherwise I will be obliterated.”

“But as long as you don’t die, we will meet again one day.”

This sentence revealed a lot of information, and it further confirmed some of Xu Ye’s thoughts.

But in fact, he had no intention of waiting until the next time he saw Liu Ninghao.

Xu Ye walked out of the cashier: “To be honest, from the moment you walked in, I fell in love with your chainsaw.”