Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

A convenience store 6

Xiaoyue took a step forward, her nose twitched slightly and her delicate forehead frowned.

She said something childlike in the most tender voice:

“You stink, I don’t like you.”

A chain appeared out of thin air after itself and penetrated directly into the man’s heart.

In an instant, his heart exploded, and the long-haired man turned into powder and disappeared.

Xu Ye always knew that little Loli was very powerful, but he was still shocked.

He didn’t expect that when he met a man with long hair who was also weird, he died immediately without even struggling.

The two are not on the same level at all.

The last word in the air was that the long-haired man was unwilling to give inHissing voice: “I’ve just lived too long, and I want someone to be my companion and play with me.”

“Am I wrong, huh? Am I wrong?”

In the corner of the convenience store, the fish-eyed monster huddled there, trying its best to reduce its presence.

It’s so scary that such a powerful weirdness appears in a small convenience store.

And listening to the conversation between the two just now, it seems that the little Loli is still taking orders from Xu Ye?

It seems that Xu Ye was merciful when he just killed him out of anger?

No, it should be due to the rules of the convenience store. As a clerk, Xu Ye is obliged to serve customers well, so he cannot kill customers himself.

If there is a need, summon the little girl to take action.

“Um, can I leave?” the fish-eyed monster asked weakly.

Xiaoyue: “Do you need me to solve it with him?”

Xu Ye looked at the smooth and new ground: “Go away.”

“You can’t kill all the weirdos that come, as they can easily be misunderstood as a black shop…”

The fish-eyed monster put down the rag as if it had been granted amnesty, and disappeared into the night without looking back.

Xu Ye picked up the remote control at hand. In order to prevent customers from coming in and changing channels at will, he put the remote control behind the cashier early in the morning.

Press the remote control,

Next channel: Crayon Shin-chan.

Mother Meiyi touched her son’s forehead: “Well, he seems to have a fever.”

Xiaoxin pulled his clothes to his shoulders and raised his thick eyebrows: “Hmm~ It’s a bit sexy.”

…

Xu Ye quickly changed the channel:

The following is an interesting recent news story. Half a month ago, an uncle was fishing at night on the riverside and unfortunately died.

According to surrounding witnesses, the man pulled the hook and caught a fish that day.

It was a large white fish weighing over a hundred kilograms. The fishing friends around him tried to persuade him to let go, but the man was reluctant and was eventually dragged into the water by the fish and died. The body has not yet been successfully recovered.

At the end of the news, a picture of a middle-aged man appeared on the screen, dressed exactly like the fish-eyed monster who just went out. However, his eyes were normal and not as bulging as the first customer’s.

Live broadcast room barrage: “I understand. Legend has it that after a person dies by drowning, he needs to find a scapegoat, otherwise he will never be reincarnated. The customer just now is obviously the resurrected uncle, who came to the convenience store to ask the chosen one to be his scapegoat.”

“I don’t think you’re right. That customer’s eyes were wide open and his eyes were wide open. It even grew to his temples. It’s obviously a characteristic that only fish can have.”

“The answer is that the fish was the culprit. He killed the person fishing at night, borrowed his body, and came to the convenience store just to kill another person and satisfy his own appetite.”

For a time, netizens had different opinions and came up with several versions of the answer. It’s a pity that Xu Ye is not Chen Yue, and he doesn’t like to answer people’s secrets in public.

…

Xu Ye changed to the next channel:

Three days ago, four students from University A went to explore a cemetery in the suburbs and did not return all night. When the police arrived the next day, only four bodies were left in place.

Four people were sitting in front of a grave with strange postures. It looked like they were playing mahjong?

What is the truth is still under further investigation, you can continue to follow our channel.

At the end of the news, four photos appeared as usual, showing the second batch of customers who had just come to the store.

“It seems that Rule 7 is correct in not allowing other channels to be played. These people are already dead, but they are repeating what happened in their lives. They are temporarily unconscious.”

“If you hear the content on the radio and think of the tragic situation before your death, you will probably go crazy on the spot and evolve into something weird.”

Xu Ye shook his head. It seemed that he asked several college students to rush back to the dormitory early, but he failed to save their lives after all.

“Brother, I want to see Peppa Pig.” Xiaoyue’s voice sounded. Xu Ye handed her the remote control, took some snacks from the shelf, and asked the little girl to sit at the table and eat slowly.

…

On the other side, in the Ice Bear Country, Ivan was in trouble when the long-haired boy asked to change the channel.

His gift of “peeping” can determine a wrong rule.

Just now, the note said [Rule 7: Only Peppa Pig will be played on the TV. If customers have requests to change the channel, please refuse. 】

The second half of the sentence is highlighted in red.

This means that directly rejecting the customer’s request to change channels is the wrong option.

But Ivan is not a fool,

Rule 7 is marked in red, but Rule 2 is not marked in red, which means that rule 2 must meet the customer’s needs, and it is very likely that it is a correct rule.

Moreover, “Change to another channel” and the aforementioned “Peppa Pig” are obviously the control group. He was stupid to change the already played Peppa Pig to another channel.

The long-haired boy was impatient and urged anxiously.At this moment, Ivan, who had been hesitant, discovered a phenomenon. It seemed that only the boy with long hair asked to change the channel, and the others were indifferent.

Does that mean that most people don’t actually want to change the channel, but they are embarrassed to express their opinions because of the face of the long-haired men in the same industry?

Ivan tried to negotiate: “To be honest, I quite like watching Peppa Pig.”

Long-haired man: “What do you think is the use of liking it? I don’t want you to think, I want me to feel.”

Ivan ignored him and said to the other four young people: “Let’s do this. I will pay for all today’s consumption. Let’s not change the channel.”

When they heard this, they were very excited. They didn’t really want to change the channel. Now they were tempted to pay the bill, so they immediately agreed to the request over the long-haired man.

The girl with the ponytail winked at Ivan, “Brother, since you like watching Peppa Pig so much, then we won’t take away people’s love.”

Several other people echoed: “Yes, yes, what you are looking at is not looking at.”

The long-haired man glared at Ivan angrily. Everyone agreed. As a new member, he was too embarrassed to say anything.

I just walked to the shelf and picked out a few exquisitely packaged and very expensive foods to eat.

Ivan clutched his wallet tightly with heartache. There was only 700 yuan in it, which was the salary he received from the last time he participated in the replica of the wax museum. But now the long-haired boy ate more than 200 yuan worth of food alone.

Strange coins are hard to come by, and I don’t know when I will be able to earn them next time I get the chance.

He sighed, forget it, the most important thing is to deal with the difficulties in front of him first.

After a few people left, Ivan picked up the remote control and changed the channel. When he saw the news broadcast, he exclaimed:

“My dear, this is money well spent. If these people just heard about his death, he would have to face a whole lot of weird things.”

[Ding, a total of sixty-one selected people were devoured by strange things this time. 】

The system announcement sounded,

[Among them, Burma, Turkey, and other thirteen countries have all been eliminated. Strange rules are about to come, and the countdown is 10, 9, 8, 7, 6…]

Among this wave of multiple customers, those who chose to believe in Rule 2 and allow customers to change channels were all eliminated.

According to rule seven, the chosen ones who directly reject customers will also be eliminated.