Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

A convenience store 3

[Rule 2: This store adheres to the principle of customer first. You can make “reasonable” requests to the store staff and supervise them to complete them. 】

[Rule 3: Never take things out of the store without permission after the staff has completed the settlement of the goods. 】

[Rule 4: The checkout counter is the centerpiece of a convenience store. It is filled with money and must not be attacked. If other items are damaged, compensation must be made according to the price. 】

The audience in the live broadcast room suddenly realized: “No wonder this dead fish eye has been trying to lure Mr. Xu Ye to help him get the goods. It turns out that it is to facilitate the attack. Bah, the intention is sinister.”

“It seems the best way to avoid being attacked by customers is to stay behind the till.”

“In this copy, Caigou is so useful. It can replace the Chosen One to help customers find things, which is equivalent to having another shop assistant.”

“But it seems that the only chosen one who has pets at the moment is Mr. Xu Ye. With his strength, he can beat Weird to the ground without pets.”

“Ah… this… really means that if you don’t want it, you won’t be able to use it. In the final analysis, strength is the most important thing.”

In the strange world, not long after the dungeon started, a group of chosen ones have already been eliminated.

These people have gullibly believed in Rule 4 of the employee handbook and believe that convenience stores are absolutely safe.

When the first customer asked,Let the staff personally help get the fishhook, and he can stand there and wait. Many of the chosen ones immediately followed the instructions. They even breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that they were lucky and met a reasonable and weird person.

As long as customers do not run around and leave traces on the ground that are difficult to clean, they will not violate Rule 10.

But they forget that compared to rules, danger often comes from contact with weirdness.

Violating the rules will not directly lead to the death of the Chosen One, but being weird can.

So when the chosen ones walked out of the checkout counter, customers pounced on them fiercely.

The announcement sounded:

[Ding, this time a total of thirty-two selected people were devoured by strange things. 】

Since each country has two chosen ones, after one is devoured, the other will be at the bottom, which makes it strange that no country has come yet.

However, in those countries where only one chosen one is left in the ghost story, the people are somewhat uneasy.

In the convenience store, after the fish-eyed monster finished eating, he clapped his hands and walked out of the door. He put his hands on his hips and walked swaying, which was obviously a sign of satisfaction:

“Tsk, save another fifty yuan, and just go to the peach shop opposite to have some fun.”

…

In the Dragon Kingdom, Chen Yue faced the fish-eyed monster who wanted to go in and search for fish hooks. He did not stop him, but just gave a faint reminder:

“Guest, the convenience store has rules and you can’t dirty the room. Be careful when you go in.”

“Oh, that’s right. This is the first time I’ve heard of it.”

“Then I will definitely pay attention.”

The fish-eyed man promised to be good, but his actions went in a completely different direction. His steps were extremely slow. Every time he took a step, he had to slow down for a while to wait for a large amount of sand to flow down from the soles of his feet.

Within a few steps, everything he walked was covered with a thick layer of mud.

The fish-eyed monster is still moving forward, walking in the direction of the shelves.

As expected, if he had to successfully reach the penultimate row of fish hooks, the entire store would probably have to be wiped out.

Chen Yue was anxious and angry, his face turned red from holding back. He couldn’t stop the customer from making things difficult, so he pulled out a dagger and pointed it at his throat:

“You made the floor so dirty. I will definitely be kicked out of the convenience store for breaking the rules. Instead of dying like this, I might as well die now.”

The audience in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded: “Are you threatening Weird?”

“Brother Chen Yue, don’t do anything stupid. There is still hope for everything. We fully support you.”

“I didn’t expect you to be like Chen Yue, who would cry, make trouble, and hang himself at critical moments.”

But don’t tell me, this trick really works.

The fish-eyed monster stopped and quickly went to the shelf to get the fishhook.

It is inevitable that some dirt will be left behind during walking, but compared with the large area of ​​mud and sand before, it is much better. At least it will be something that the clerk can clean up with a mop during his free time.

He walked to the cashier and explained with a smile:

“Don’t be like this, young man, I was just joking with you.”

“Young people really can’t stand setbacks.”

Chen Yue took a look at the situation between the shelves and breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that he had just made the right bet. The fish-eyed monster did want his life, but not in the way he committed suicide.

At the very least, maybe wait until he walks out of the cashier in front of you.

“Okay, fifty yuan in total.”

After the fish-eyed monster paid the money, he made the usual request: “Put the fishhook in my mouth.”

When Chen Yue did as he was told and his palm touched the other person’s mouth, a huge attraction came.

This power cannot be countered by humans.

Chen Yue felt like he was in a “tug of war” with someone. He was about to be pulled out of the counter and sucked into the fish-eyed monster.

It is conceivable that when the time comes, he will either die or die again.

At the critical moment, Chen Yue’s eyes widened, he picked up the dagger he had just intended to commit suicide with, and slashed it on his wrist.

Snap, blood gurgling down.

Chen Yue was dumbfounded. He looked at his wrist in disbelief: “It doesn’t hurt?”

The fish eyes were weird and stupid, giving a thumbs up.

“Yeah, you’re awesome.”

“Old Yu, I’ve lived for so many years, and this is the first time I’ve seen you act so cleanly and neatly, with your own hands, you can cut them off as fast as you want.”

“I’m convinced.”

After that, he looked deeply impressed, took out a piece of paper from his arms, put it on the cashier, and walked out of the store.

Chen Yue was left alone to study his wrist: “It really doesn’t hurt, but I can’t let it go.”

When the audience in the live broadcast room saw this situation, they started discussing: “Has Chen Yue awakened any special powers? He cut off his own hand and said it didn’t hurt.”

“Is he showing off?”

“I think I can explain this situation.” A netizen with the ID name “Medical King” said: “In his current situation, he shouldIt is a common self-protection mechanism after injury in medicine. Because the wound is too painful, the human brain cannot accept it all at once, so it will secrete a buffering hormone in a short period of time to deceive our nerves and feelings. ”

“To summarize, the lack of pain is only temporary.”

Sure enough, not long after this netizen’s barrage was posted, a scream like a slaughtered pig appeared on the screen.

“It hurts, it hurts so much, I can’t stand it anymore.” Chen Yue grinned: “The most important thing now is to treat the wound.”

He endured the severe pain and reluctantly remembered to use the props. He took out a ball of wax paste from his bag and put it on the broken arm.

After a while, the wax oil condensed into a human hand.

At first, the man was very stiff, just like an ordinary wax figure, and seemed to ignite at the slightest touch.

Slowly, it began to come alive and became exactly like a real palm.

It was a small prop that Chen Yue got after clearing the wax museum before, which could temporarily condense into a certain body part. The disadvantage is that it is not strong and has to break into its original shape when exposed to high temperatures.

After receiving the palm, Chen Yue immediately picked up the broom in the corner and walked to the shelf to clean it. According to the rules, he must clean up before the next customer enters the store.