Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

A Convenience Store 1

In the romantic country, Pierre held a glass of red wine and lay by the window looking at the moon.

His friend Xenoli leaned on the bar stool behind him: “Brother, you don’t seem to be in a good situation. Do you need me as a life coach to enlighten you?”

Pierre: “In the last dungeon, I thought I was going to die. I told my secret, and now everyone knows that I am a scumbag.”

“Don’t worry, my old man, for you to become the chosen one, running away from love is just a small matter.”

Chenoli poured the glass on the tableAfter taking a sip of the red wine, he smacked his lips with satisfaction and said, “As expected, it’s something reserved for politicians and rich people. It tastes really good.”

“If it weren’t for your blessing, brother, I would probably never drink again in my life.”

Pierre: “My ex-girlfriend, Fenty, called me this morning.”

Xenoli paused: “Oh, then she must have scolded you. Don’t be discouraged, it’s all in the past. Let’s not get drunk tonight.”

Pierre looked ugly and scratched his hair: “I couldn’t get over this matter. She apologized to me and said that she had actually discovered that my medical record report was false. The reason why she didn’t expose it was because she was tired of it. You want to break up with me, but Zhengchou doesn’t know what excuse to use.”

“She said she didn’t expect that a trivial matter would make me feel guilty for so long. Now I am a hero of the Romantic Kingdom. She must apologize.”

“Uh…” Xenorie almost spit out the red wine he brought to his mouth: “That’s really insulting.”

What could be worse than thinking you are very attractive, only to be tricked by others?

It was like buying a new piece of clothing and going out to show it off on the street. But halfway through, the clothes were cut by an iron tool on the roadside, exposing the white buttocks. But the people next to you are still looking at you with admiration. They seem to be admiring the clothes, but in fact they are laughing secretly behind your back.

The funny thing is that you never know what they are looking at, thinking that your clothes are beautiful enough to attract everyone.

…

Three days later, the announcement sounded.

[The countries randomly selected to participate in the challenge this time include Dragon Country, Kimchi Country, Ice Bear Country, Langyi Country… a total of 150 countries. 】

When Xu Ye and Chen Yue appeared in the live broadcast room at the same time, everyone realized one thing, that is, the number of people participating in the strange rules talk had increased again!

In the Monster Story Bureau, the investigator made a report: “From the first trial, only thirty people were selected, to the sixty or seventy people when Xu Ye participated in the ghost story challenge for the first time, and in the last game, there were one hundred and sixty people.”

“Until this time, a full three hundred chosen ones participated in the challenge.”

Lin Guobiao was worried: “Is it true that as Xu Ye predicted, strange rules and rumors are intended to be popularized by the people? In the future, it will become normal for humans to enter into strange rules and regulations.”

…

In the strange world, Xu Ye opened his eyes and found himself drinking from a carton of milk in the same posture as at home.

And around him were rows of shelves with various foods and daily necessities, including the Dameng brand milk he just drank.

“Have I become a supermarket customer?”

Xu Ye wandered around the convenience store with doubts, and finally saw a “Convenience Store Employee Handbook” at the cashier. After opening it:

As a night shift employee of “A Convenience Store”, please be sure to follow the rules in the manual, otherwise we will not be able to guarantee your safety. Happy work in advance!

[Rule 1: As a qualified store clerk, when a customer enters a convenience store, he or she must say within three seconds: “Welcome, what do you need?” 】

[Rule 2: Our store adheres to the principle that “customers are God”, and we should try our best to satisfy any requests made by customers. 】

[Rule 3: After the customer pays, put the product into a transparent plastic bag with the convenience store logo and hand it to them. 】

[Rule 4: During work, do not leave the convenience store under any circumstances. This is your responsibility for your work and your personal safety. 】

[Rule 5: Around three o’clock in the middle of the night, a supplier will drive over to replenish the goods on the shelves. Please ensure that no third person appears in the store when you pay for the goods. 】

[Rule 6: There is a wooden dining table and water heater by the window for customers to eat instant noodles. 】

[Rule 7: Only Peppa Pig is played on the TV. If the customer has a request to change the channel, please refuse. 】

Xu Ye raised his eyes and saw a TV hanging on the wall in front of the dining table, with a black screen.

[Rule 8: The turnover that night must be enough to reach 500 yuan, otherwise it will be deemed that the performance is not up to standard. 】

[Rule 9: Convenience store business hours are from 12pm to 5am the next morning. 】

[Rule 10: The store needs to be kept clean. 】

Xu Ye glanced at the clock on the wall. It was eleven fifty, ten minutes before business hours. Without saying a word, he picked up the bucket of instant noodles from the shelf, filled it with hot water, put it on the wooden table and started eating.

This time the Rules and Ghost Stories were transmitted earlier than before, just in time for Xu Ye, who had not had breakfast.

The time came to twelve o’clock, and the sound of pushing the door sounded.

A man comes from the door. The distance between his two eyes is very wide, giving people the feeling of being long to the temples.

The head is narrow at the top and wide at the bottom, and the face is shaped like a big fish.

Xu Ye put down the instant noodles with a bite left in his hand and stood up: “Welcome, may I ask?What is needed? ”

Looking at Xu Ye getting up from the wooden table at the side, the man was obviously stunned for a moment, and then he saw clearly the clerk’s apron with the logo on Xu Ye:

“Oh ho ho ho, that’s good. New clerk, you are very polite.”

Xu Ye raised his eyebrows and walked quickly behind the cashier.

The man who just stretched out his hand and almost touched the corner of the apron had a look of regret on his face. He patted his head and accidentally poked two fingers into his eyes, but he didn’t care:

“I need a new hook.”

Xu Ye took a look at the man in front of him. He looked like a fish and wanted to buy a fishhook, which was very suspicious. Don’t be some new type of water monster.

The next moment, the man walked from the door to the inside of the store. In just a few meters, the place he walked followed his trouser legs and soles of his feet. Two long water marks were dragged on the ground.

Not surprisingly, if this man is allowed to go to the inner shelves and search for the so-called fish hook, the entire store will become dirty, and other items may get wet.

It will definitely be troublesome to clean up by then, and this violates Rule 10.

But if he goes out from the checkout counter and helps pick up things from the shelves, judging from the man’s behavior just now, he would like the clerk to get out of the checkout counter quickly.

Xu Ye guessed that the cashier might involve some hidden rules, but he hadn’t discovered it yet. What a man has to do is to allow himself to break the rules in order to achieve some unknown purpose.

While Xu Ye was thinking about these few seconds, the man on the ground walked forward a few more steps. He walked deliberately very slowly. The traces of water on the ground became more and more obvious, mixed with black mud, leaving obvious traces that were indistinguishable at a glance. Good to clean up.

Xu Ye curled his lips and said, “Wait a moment, I’ll get the things for you.”

The man seemed to be waiting for him to say this. He immediately stopped and stared at Xu Ye: “Okay, I’ll wait for you, cute little clerk.”

Xu Ye turned around and shouted into the store: “Hey, that fishhook is in the last space of the second to last row. Don’t make a mistake.”

The man looked at him with interest, as if watching a clown at the end of his rope: “Just act, act hard.”

If he hadn’t been to this store before and knew that there was only one clerk on duty every night, he would have almost fooled him.

Besides, this tone of voice comes and goes when you call it, just like barking a dog. No dignified adult can be commanded like this.