Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Playground 17

Xu Ye’s current height is 1.35 meters, roughly above the waist and abdomen of an adult.

But now he needed to look down at the thing in the doorway.

He is a short man with a wide body, and his butt is the same size as his height. He looks like a ball.

His body was covered with gold foil, and the golden light shone when he walked. Under the reflection of the candles, he looked bright and beautiful.

“Be brave and don’t kneel down when you see this shrine.”

The little figure said such arrogant words, which was somewhat joyful.

Xu Ye raised his eyebrows and looked at him condescendingly.

At this moment, Jin Qiu felt insulted, a kind of… contempt due to his height.

He angrily jumped onto the table, crossed his legs, and clasped his palms together, making a majestic gesture.

At this moment, Xu Ye and the audience in front of the screen saw Jin Qiu’s appearance clearly.

This is a golden statue.

It’s just an ordinary statue of a god, with a serious or kind expression.

The person in front of me,

The eyebrows are upright, the mouth is under the right eyebrow, and the right eye that should be there has gone to the chin.

The main theme is a crooked mouth and squinting eyes.

Not to mention how weird it is to look at someone with such a face.

The golden statue snorted coldly: “You are blaspheming the gods. You are impatient to live.”

He was very satisfied with his current posture. He was high up and could look down at Xu Ye:

“Especially you, you deserve to die.”

He hated Xu Ye so much that stupid humans dared to use the incense burner as a toilet. It was a tool used to attract disciples.

The golden statue itself exuded a pressure. With the emergence of this pressure, a strong wind blew around, and the walls and floors cracked and shattered.

“Stupid human being. You will pay the price for your actions soon.” It laughed wildly, with a cruel expression on its face, and crushed several people to death, as casually as an ant.

However, after the strong wind passed, the people on the ground, one large and one small, stood in place, seemingly unaffected.

The little one even took out a windmill and ran whirring on the ground, screaming happily: “Brother, the wind is blowing.”

“The little windmill squeaks and spins, puff puff~”

The golden statue rubbed his eyes: “I pressed——”

Another strong wind blew, and the little girl jumped up happily.

He doesn’t believe in evil: “I’ll press again——”

Before he finished speaking, a big cock appeared out of thin air and slapped him away from the desk.

“It’s not over yet.” Xu Ye approached and picked his ears impatiently: “Let us go to the second floor quickly.”

“How is it possible? I am a noble god and you are human beings. How can other creatures contend with me?” The golden sculpture was immersed in its own world and automatically ignored what Xu Ye said.

He didn’t understand how the attack methods that used to be all-powerful suddenly failed. Then what’s the point of working hard to become a god? It’s not as powerful as a human being.

Being slapped away by someone would be an embarrassment to all the evil gods.

“You talk too much.” Xu Ye took out his kitchen knife and chopped off his head and face.

The evil god subconsciously shrank his neck to avoid it,

But he forgot that his body was too fat and had no neck.

The kitchen knife hit the shoulder.

There was a loud bang.

In the shocked eyes of all the audience and Xu Ye, a gap appeared in the kitchen knife.

I walked through many copies of [Mom’s Kitchen Knife] with Xu Ye, but it was broken directly.

“Hahaha.”

The Evil God stretched out his neck and laughed: “How powerful I think I am, that’s all…”

Seeing that the kitchen knife didn’t work for him, for a moment, it became “branched” again.

Xu Ye is very powerful, but there is nothing he can do about it. His body is indestructible.

“Young man, don’t know that the sky is high and the earth is high.”

“Give me the lamp in your hand, and I can barely let you live.”

He finally showed his fox tail. The reason he appeared here was because he wanted the headlamp in Xu Ye’s hand.

“You dare to make conditions with me.” What greeted the evil god was a fist like a violent storm, and Xu Ye was furious.

“Fight, you won’t die anyway. If you don’t give me a light, I won’t let you out.”A majestic shrine is now in disrepair, and you are saying something like this.

His idea was very simple. When he first came here, he had the purpose of killing Xu Ye, and then get the lantern with the human head in the opponent’s hand.

Seeing that this path seems undesirable, I can’t do anything to the other person.

Fortunately, it seems that the opponent can’t kill him, and he can only vent his anger by beating him.

Then just give him a beating, since his golden body can withstand beatings anyway.

Let’s see who is more anxious when they can’t get out of the haunted house in the end.

Seeing that this guy’s face was thicker than the city wall, Xu Ye took a deep breath,

“What, actually there is a god in front of me.”

He yelled softly: “Caigou.”

A big khaki dog appeared with its tail wagging. When it saw the evil god, it bared its teeth and barked twice: “Woof~”

? ? ?

A look of confusion was visible on the evil god’s face: “Let me tell you, no matter how much you want to humiliate me, I will not let you go.”

Xu Ye commanded CaiGou to jump on the table and sit down where the evil god was originally worshiped.

Light the last three sticks of incense and say: “The heavens are spirited, the earth is spirited, and the vegetable dogs are here to show their spirits.”

Pointing at the evil god:

“Why don’t you come and kneel down?”

He looks like a complete charlatan.

The evil god looked disdainful and stared at Xu Ye as if he was crazy.

Xiaoyue’s eyes shone: “The dog is so cute, can I pet its head?”

In an instant, the collar around Cai Gou’s neck emits a beam of red light, hitting the evil god.

[Satan Brand Necklace: It has the function of absorbing divine power, storing it temporarily, and releasing it for your own use when necessary. 】

The collar releases a suction force,

Xu Ye saw that the figure of the evil god was gradually becoming blurry, and the original golden statue began to melt like a lump of ice cream.

“Noble temple, why is it a dog?”