Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Playground 14

outside world,

“Forest Bureau, as of now, there are still 19 chosen ones alive from 160 countries.”

“Nineteen people, a mortality rate of seven-eighths, and the dungeon is only halfway through.” Lin Guobiao frowned, and his brows could kill a fly. Things, compared toIt was even worse than he imagined.

“go on.”

“15 of them are veteran chosen ones represented by Pierre and Hoffman. They have participated in the dungeon at least once before and carry strange props with them.”

“In other words, when encountering a single-player dungeon, without the veteran Chosen One to guide him, the chance of survival for newcomers is slim.”

…

The huge bat image in the haunted house blends into the night, with only the eyes and red tongue carpet glowing, attracting people to enter.

A sign was placed at the front of the haunted house:

“Dear tourists, welcome to this haunted house. We have the most advanced high-tech equipment in the city, extremely realistic scenery, and very dedicated staff.”

“Disclaimer: 1. Not for the faint of heart, not for those with heart disease. This venue is not responsible for any physical accidents caused by fear.

2. All scenes in the haunted house are high-tech synthesis and do not exist in the real world.

3. No matter what happens, please do not beat NPCs or damage the equipment in the museum. If an NPC hits you, you can run.

4. The haunted house has three floors, each corresponding to a different theme. The higher the floor, the higher the difficulty. ”

The little girl in red took a sip of the marshmallow in her hand: “Brother, what’s written on it? Xiaoyue can’t read.”

Xu Ye: “Helping others is a traditional virtue as a child. When you see NPCs who deserve a beating, you must take good care of them.”

“Xiaoyue, remember~”

There was a new staff member at the door, and Xu Ye didn’t recognize him.

He stepped forward: “What if I’m scared to death after I go in?”

The first disclaimer, writing about a physical accident, is just a euphemism for death.

The staff member put his hands on his chest and clutched a mobile phone tightly: “I will throw you out.”

Xu Ye: “Wouldn’t that be very troublesome?”

Staff: “No, there aren’t many to throw away, usually only two or three a day.”

Xu Ye looked at the endless stream of tourists behind him. With so many people, two or three seemed to be a very small probability.

What I was afraid of was that all these people were dead, and only two or three bodies were found in the end.

He no longer has enough trust in rules and weird talk, and there are literal traps everywhere.

Then he nodded: “The phone is good.”

The staff hugged them tighter and said, “I can’t help it. In the afternoon, there was an unscrupulous guy who didn’t grab anything. He just stared at other people’s mobile phones and secretly photographed employees on the spot. The employee was so frightened that he was in a trance and couldn’t continue working for the time being. Switched shifts with me.”

“You said, secretly filming, what’s the difference between this and having your clothes taken off?

Xu Ye chuckled, stopped talking, and prepared to enter the haunted house.

What is different from the daytime is that this time there are three doors at the entrance, all leading directly to the inside.

Xu Ye entered from the door on the left. He patted the little girl’s head and asked CaiGou to lead the person through the middle.

The moment we entered the house, the temperature dropped to freezing point, and it was like two seasons from outside.

Satsuki and CaiGou came in from the other side. At the same time, the surrounding area fell into silence, and all the tourists who had just entered in front of Xu Ye disappeared.

“Boom~”

The skull lights up, dispelling the darkness in the room, and the temperature gradually rises.

“It’s a good thing.” Xu Ye was very satisfied with the weird prop he had created for the first time, and took a close-up of the skull.

Suddenly, a piece of pale human skin appeared on the screen, with eyes, mouth, and nose even more lifelike, directly giving the audience a death stare.

“What the hell!”

Suddenly, countless people’s screens fell out, and orders for the mobile phone repair industry around the world surged.

…

Xu Ye, who was unaware, observed the scene in front of him. On the table, there were two big red candles, an incense burner in the middle, and a wooden sign behind the incense burner, as if they were offering sacrifices.

Xu Ye used the lamp oil from the human skull to light the candles on both sides. In an instant, the flames jumped more than half a meter high and swayed excitedly in the air several times.

It seems that you like this lamp oil very much?

“Brother, there are words.” Xiaoyue pointed to the wooden sign on the table.

[If you want to leave alive, you must abide by the following rules. 】

[Rule 1: Different species have different entrances. Humans enter from the left door, weird ones enter from the middle, and shrines enter from the right. 】

Audience in the live broadcast room: “Damn, this is so stupid. Why didn’t you say it outside the door? You only wrote it after you came in. There is simply no way for the chosen one to survive…”

“But Mr. Xu Ye didn’t read the rules and still made the distinction very clearly. He walked to the left and let the weird ones walk in the middle. Could it be that Xu Ye still has the ability to predict the future?”

“No, the chosen ones in all Asian countries enter from the left. People and ghosts have different paths. It seems to be their default habit.vulgar. Judging from the current layout of the first floor of the haunted house, it is also based on ancient Asian culture. ”

“This is unfair. I want to complain about the strange rules and discriminate against countries outside Asia.”

“Come on, many of the previous copies were not set in the Western world, and other countries suffered.”

“It seems that if the chosen ones want to successfully pass the level, they must not only rely on their own talents, but also have to continue to learn, expand their knowledge base, and understand the famous and customary cultures of different places.”

[Ding, the Beer National Selector Hoffman was swallowed by the strange, the world of strange stories is about to come, the time is counting down to 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5…]

The announcement sounded.

In the previous dungeons, Hoffman has accumulated a lot of popularity. He is the only soldier among the many chosen ones and has iron willpower.

Therefore, when the sound sounded, everyone’s first reaction was disbelief.

“Oh, my God, he has connected two copies before, what happened this time?”

“Quick, play back the previous live broadcast carefully.”

On the screen, Hoffman’s embarrassed figure appeared in front of the haunted house.