Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Playground 3

Xu Ye touched his trouser pocket, trying to find some useful clues inside.

As a result, a crumpled banknote appeared. The banknote had been in the pants for who knows how long. It was as soft as toilet paper and difficult to detect.

But Xu Ye, who had already seen the strange coin, recognized it immediately, 100 yuan.

He was thoughtful:

“It turns out you can pay to come in.”

The barrage in the live broadcast room is already laughing like crazy:

“Yes, everyone else paid to come in. Only you…”

“Hahaha, the trafficker got beaten for nothing.”

“The trafficker thinks to himself: I’m so miserable. If you had taken out your pocket a few minutes earlier, I wouldn’t be in this situation now.”

…

He handed the ticket in his hand to the staff at the door for inspection. After confirming that it was correct, Xu Ye entered the park smoothly..

The playground is very large, with cute decorations such as balloons and dolls placed everywhere. A group of children are running and jumping inside, laughing like silver bells.

Of course, now there is one more person in this group of children, including Xu Ye himself.

There are many amusement facilities in the venue, and there are long queues in front of each one. It seems that it will be difficult to get in for a while.

[Rule 3: Only after five stamps are stamped on the ticket can you leave the amusement park. 】

If the chosen one saw this rule, they would definitely choose the safest attraction, but Xu Ye was different. What he was most interested in was… the haunted house.

“The haunted house in the ghost story should be more exciting than reality, right?”

After walking for about half an hour, a black stadium appeared in front of us.

The appearance of the entire haunted house is a giant bat lying down.

The entrance is the “mouth” of the bat, and visitors need to walk in through a carpet paved with bat tongues.

“I want to play with this.”

Xu Ye stepped forward on the “carpet” and said, it was soft and felt very real.

The staff member of the haunted house is a young man wearing a blue uniform. He is resting on the table at the door and looks listless. Hearing the sound, he didn’t even raise his eyelids, and said lazily: “I can’t play, it’s not during business hours now.”

Xu Ye: “When can we play?”

“Wait until after ten o’clock in the evening when the nightclub opens.”

Xu Ye glanced at the children’s watch on his arm. It showed that the time was four o’clock in the afternoon, and there were still six hours before the nightclub.

This period of time is a bit long…but he only needs five chapters.

Xu Ye asked reluctantly: “Besides the haunted house, what else is interesting in the nightclub?”

After repeatedly asking questions, he finally caught the attention of the staff. He raised his head and saw a child with tender skin and tender flesh standing in front of him. Greed suddenly flashed across his face, and two lines of laughter flowed out of the corners of his mouth unconsciously.

The staff said while streaming:

“Hey, it’s a nightclub, of course it’s only a haunted house.”

“Kid, don’t speak in an old-fashioned way. My uncle almost missed you just now…”

“Would you like to go with uncle? Uncle will buy you candies…”

Where did the weird uncle come from?

Xu Ye felt a chill.

The most important thing is that with his current height, he could just look up and see the staff member’s double chin and the entire process of drool dripping to the ground.

Coupled with the other person’s greedy and lewd expression, it was extremely disgusting.

Xu Ye quickly took action, and when the staff in blue uniforms wasn’t paying attention, he reached the other party’s waist, took out the mobile phone in his pocket, and made a click in front of him.

In the photo, a guy with a black bat head, wrinkled skin, and eyes the size of soybeans, was staring at him sadly.

Xu Ye put the phone away, and the staff immediately returned to their normal appearance.

He was offended by Xu Ye’s move. He put his hands on his hips and reprimanded loudly:

“Kid, have your parents ever told you that it is very impolite to take photos of others at will?”

As the words fell, he stretched out his hands to pinch Xu Ye’s neck.

Facing this kind of person, Xu Ye didn’t want to beep anymore, so he took out his kitchen knife and prepared to forcefully teach this guy a lesson in love.

If there are disobedient adults, just give them a beating.

But the moment he held the kitchen knife in his hand, he felt a strong sense of voyeurism.

Xu Ye turned his head and looked around, trying to find the source of the voyeuristic feeling, but except for the staff in front of him who was staring angrily at him, everyone else seemed to be busy with their own things and did not pay attention here. .

The sense of voyeurism is still strong.

Couldn’t this copy use weird props brought by the outside world at will, otherwise it would attract the attention of “it”?

“It” is the boss of each instance, the person who created the carrier of the entire instance. It usually possesses super powers that are different from ordinary ones, but due to certain rules, it has to hide behind the scenes.

No, just outside the amusement park, he took out a kitchen knife and chopped up the human trafficker. He obviously didn’t feel this way.

After thinking for a while, Xu Ye immediately understood that “it” should only exist in the amusement park, and it had been observing the situation in his territory through some means.

Thinking of this, Xu Ye took back the kitchen knife, pointed his finger at the sky, and said loudly:

“Look, the flying rookie!”

As he finished speaking, a dog barked from above.

The angry staff member was attracted to his attention and subconsciously raised his head, only to see nothing.

When he lowered his head again, there was no shadow of Xu Ye in front of him…

Also missing was his cell phone.

…

After leaving the haunted house, Xu Ye came to the second facility he wanted to play – the roller coaster.

the project is built on the water with windingThere is an artificial waterfall next to the roller coaster. Dropping from the highest point, the front of the car plunges directly into the water…

Before I even got close, I saw a big wooden sign standing in front of the roller coaster, which read, “Danger ahead, please choose carefully whether to ride or not. We will not be responsible for any accidents that occur.”

After Xu Ye read it, his interest became more intense, the corners of his mouth raised, and he couldn’t open his mouth from ear to ear with joy.

“What’s going on? Boss Xu Ye is acting strangely.”

“Crazy again?”

“As we all know, Xu Ye’s crazy criticism is indiscriminate. Sometimes he tortures those around him, and sometimes he tortures himself.”

“Fortunately, only Mr. Xu Ye participated in this dungeon…”

If there were multiple people participating, they were really afraid that Xu Yefei would drag Pierre or Chen Yue up to try.

But at this moment, a person appeared and blocked Xu Ye’s way.

To be precise, it was a little girl who looked seven or eight years old. She had a delicate appearance and a pair of big watery eyes. She grabbed the corner of Xu Ye’s clothes and said, “Brother.”

Xu Ye turned around,

“Brother, my mother and I are separated. Can you take me to find her?” The little girl said in a pitiful tone, pointing to the merry-go-round not far away:

“I was playing the merry-go-round just now, and my mother said she was going to buy snacks, but she hasn’t come back yet…”