Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Playground 1

1s, 2s, 3s,

Neither of the two parties in the room spoke because they didn’t know what to say. Do you want to explain:

“Hey, this is our comic. The drawing is pretty good. I’ll take a look at it if I have nothing to do.”

No matter how you listen to it, you feel like you are being deceived.

partialAt this time, Lin Guobiao turned his head and glanced at his phone curiously: “Yes, this comic is really good.”

“Haha, there should be love among young people. You work together in the Weird Tales Bureau and you must be more united.”

Chen Yue stammered: “It’s good. As for what’s good about it…” Oops, he couldn’t make it up.

Xu Ye calmly changed the subject: “Are there any clues about the portrait on the strange coin?”

When talking about business, Lin Guobiao’s expression became serious: “We are investigating. The only thing that can be confirmed is that this is a person from the Dragon Kingdom.”

“People from the Dragon Kingdom?” Chen Yue wondered: “How to judge? Shouldn’t it be Asian?”

“Haha, you don’t know something about this. We are all Asians, but people from different countries have subtle differences in appearance, hairstyle and temperament.” Lin Guobiao pointed to the profile of the man on the coin:

“Take the nose as an example. Although the Sakura Country was separated from our country, after thousands of years of development, their noses are small and their nose wings are narrower. In addition, their teeth are not neat and tidy, and the rate of buck teeth is high.”

Xu Ye nodded: “Check it carefully. I have an intuition that finding this person may be of great help in deciphering the reason why the strange stories came to the earth.”

…

Three days later, the announcement of strange stories sounded,

[The 11th round of the Ghost Story Challenge has begun. The chosen ones to participate in the challenge are now randomly selected. The list of participants this time is as follows: Dragon Country, Romantic Country, Beer Country, Bald Eagle Empire… a total of 160 countries. 】

160?

The moment the announcement sounded, the audience was stunned.

It is understood that there are currently a total of 249 countries in the world. After many rounds of weird rules talk, 32 small countries have been completely enveloped by the weird rules talk, and the remaining 200 are just over 200.

In the past, the number of countries selected to enter the strange rules was more than ninety and never more than a hundred.

One hundred and sixty…70% selection rate, many smaller countries feel deep fear.

After a feeling of weightlessness, Xu Ye opened his eyes.

In fact, he also tried keeping his eyes open during this process, and even used two toothpicks to completely open his upper and lower eyelids, just to observe what the transmission process looked like.

Unfortunately, it’s of no use. Every time I come, I still start with my eyes closed.

What appeared in front was a large iron door decorated with colorful lights.

The lanterns are surrounded by seven characters, four small characters “Dream World” on the top, and three huge characters “Playground” written below.

If you don’t look carefully, you can easily lose the “dream world”.

The entrance to the playground is surrounded by iron bars, and there is a small room next to it with the word “Ticket Office” written on it.

Xu Ye stepped forward and said to the conductor: “Give me a ticket for the amusement park.”

Unexpectedly, the other party looked up at him with a disgusted expression and waved his hand impatiently:

“Go, go, where are you, you naughty kid? Didn’t you see what’s written on the sign? Ask your parents to come over.”

“Parents?”

Xu Ye was stunned for a moment and looked at the notice board:

Welcome to the dream world – the playground!

Adult ticket price: 100 yuan/ticket

Children under 1.5 meters: half price ticket

Children under 1.2 meters: free

There was also a ruler for measuring height painted on the wall next to it. Xu Ye had a bad feeling in his heart and walked under the ruler.

135cm,

“Knock~”

“Why have I become a child again?”

Xu Ye knew that Rule Strange Talk had the ability to change the physical appearance of the chosen one, but he never expected that he would become a minor without the right to speak this time.

The most important thing is that minors cannot buy their own tickets to enter the amusement park.

Not far away, several adults were sneaking around, looking around. Xu Ye caught their attention when he walked to the ticket office.

After Xu Ye measured his height, he stood there slightly troubled, not knowing what to do.

Several people in the distance observed for a while before cautiously sending someone forward.

The woman had kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and her clothes were very simple. She had a natural sense of intimacy. When she saw Xu Ye, she asked gently:

“Kid, I see you are unhappy. What’s wrong with you?”

Xu Ye followed her words and said pitifully: “Auntie, I can’t enter the amusement park, can you help me.”

“That’s right. Auntie happens to have a ticket and can take you there. But the ticket is on the car, so you need to pick it up with me.”

The woman pointed to a van a few hundred meters away, in a somewhat remote location.

Xu Ye took two steps back, his eyes rolled, and he asked defensively: “Why do you have children’s tickets in your car? You can’t be a human trafficker, right?”

The smile on the woman’s face paused for a moment. She didn’t expect that looking at the stupid child, she would react quite quickly.

Just keep smiling: “How could it be? My aunt also has children. The ticket was originally bought for my daughter, but she was ill today and was delayed.”

Xu Ye still looked unbelieving: “Auntie, you think I’m a fool. Your child is sick, and you still have the heart to come to the amusement park by yourself.”

Just when the woman felt that this baby was not easy to deceive and wanted to change her target, Xu Ye spoke again.

He pointed to the ticket office:

“Let’s do this. Auntie, buy me a ticket on the spot, and I’ll go with you.”

“real?”

After being rejected several times in succession, the woman was also involved. At this moment, she actually asked a child a question.

Xu Ye nodded without hesitation.

The two held hands and came to the ticket hall.

The conductor still remembered Xu Ye and began to educate: “That’s right, minors must be under the supervision of their parents before entering the park.”

Then he handed two pieces of paper to Xu Ye from the window.

One ticket, one visitor rule.

“Can we leave now?” The woman grabbed Xu Ye’s arm with far more strength than a minor, for fear that he would regret it.

Xu Ye nodded: “Of course, I promised you.”

ten minutes later,

Xu Ye clapped his hands and walked towards the entrance of the amusement park: “Fighting is also hard work. My hands hurt after the fight~”

Not far away, a van stopped in front of a tree, and blood was seeping out from the tightly closed door.

Xu Ye suddenly thought of a question:

“How can those whose talents are not added to the force value get in? You can’t just pass the murder dealer, you can’t beat him!”

…

In the beer country, when faced with being approached by human traffickers, he decisively refused.

Just kidding, he’s not a child anymore, how could he be abducted by such a clumsy trick?

He touched his pocket and took out a hundred dollars.

“A currency with weird rules? I’ve never seen it before.”

As a child, since I can’t buy myself a ticket,

Hoffman’s eyes passed through the gate of the amusement park and saw a middle-aged uncle who was bringing his children to play. He handed the money to the other person and asked the other person to help him buy the ticket, and said that the remaining fifty yuan after buying the ticket would be considered as reward.

A few minutes later, he managed to get his ticket.

Most of the Chosen Ones adopted the same approach as Hoffman, which was both simple and fast.

Taking a strange child into an amusement park without permission is a violation of the rules and requires certain risks. There is no human kindness in the weird world, so you have to spend money to bribe others to do your favors.

This does not include Pierre,

The moment the conductor refused to sell the ticket, he did not hesitate to activate his talent – true acting.

I saw Pierre pointing seriously to a woman not far behind: “My mother is over there. She came first with her younger sister. She has already bought the tickets. I have to buy the remaining one myself.”

Pierre held up the hundred yuan in his pocket and said happily: “Look, she gave me the money back.”

“Really?” The conductor’s attitude wavered for a moment. The boy in front of him really sounded like what he said, but the amusement park had rules and couldn’t sell tickets to children alone.

At this time, Pierre suddenly smiled sweetly towards the woman with the child, waved and called: “Mom.”