Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Celebrity Wax Museum 10

Maybe God heard his thoughts. Chen Yue touched the table for about an hour. Finally, his hard work paid off, and a golden badge reappeared in his hand.

[Ding, congratulations to the chosen one for successfully using his talent. The success rate of fishing next time has been increased to 35%. 】

Chen Yue was overjoyed, hugged the security badge and kissed him hard several times, then hid at the door of the kitchen.

Sure enough, after a while, the chef who lost his badge reopened the back kitchen door. He looked confused. He really didn’t know how the duck he got could fly in just a few dozen minutes, just the time it took him to sleep.

Chen Yue saw the opportunity and shot the chef in the chest before he could react.

boom!

As the gunfire rang out, the bullet with strange power entered the chef’s body, leaving a huge hole in his body.

The wax spreads and the wound blooms like a flower.

Chen Yue breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that he was completely dead. He went into the kitchen and successfully found the oven and ate the cooked burrito.

His mind returned to clarity, and the despair that had been lingering in his heart finally dissipated.

However, except for some countries, they swore to follow Xu Ye’s footsteps and did not hesitate to use an opportunity to issue instructions to their chosen ones to seize the badge.

There are also many small countries that seem not to care.

“Why do you have to wear a badge?”

“Except for that idiot from Sakura Country, who died because he looked at the wax figure. We still haven’t seen the use of the badge.”

“Xu Ye’s judgment may not always be correct.”

Similar remarks are still fermenting, but Lin Guobiao, who is in the Weird Talk Bureau, has not expressed any opinions on this.

He picked up the Longjing on the table and took a sip: “The one from Mingqian tastes good. I will send five pounds to Xu Ye’s villa later.”

“As for those who slander and ridicule, they will pay the price for their actions.”

…

In Dragon Kingdom, Xu Ye came to the second floor wearing a tablecloth.

It was still a freezing situation, but this time no one dared to make any noise.

Several wax figures turned their heads to the other side in tacit agreement, pretending that they couldn’t see me.

But they heard the chef down below screaming in agony.

When others are unhappy, the most they can do is threaten them verbally, and if not, they can kill them.

This guy really dares to burn it, not even a whole corpseLeave it.

Wax figures and other things are most afraid of fire.

They still err on the side of caution.

I sat upstairs and waited for a while. During this period, even though I was sneezing from the cold, Xu Ye did not turn down the air conditioner.

The sky gradually became brighter, and a few roosters crowed in the distance.

A blue door appeared out of thin air in front of Xu Ye, with a few rays of white light shining through the cracks in the door.

The door was knocked from outside,

“Is anyone there? I’m the security guard on duty during the day. I’m here to take over the work.”

Xu Ye walked to the door, circled around the door handle, and turned around again just when he was about to touch it.

He put his hands behind his back and looked at the wax figures in the room with a half-smile, “If I guessed correctly, this place would have been abandoned long ago.”

“If the wax museum is really in the city center, why is there a rooster crowing?”

“Besides, if there were guests during the day, the cleaners wouldn’t be able to clean the place so clean that not even a hair would be left on them.”

“Hair is the hardest thing to clean.”

“The most likely scenario is that the chef lied. There has been no living person in this wax museum for a long time.”

Xu Ye was leisurely and leisurely, and he put on a bed sheet, not covering up his aura at all. Like a king in charge of everything, all he needs is a scepter.

Facing the increasingly violent noises outside the door,

“Let me guess what you will face when you get out.”

“Meeting a more powerful monster, tearing me to pieces, and giving the opponent a tooth sacrifice?”

“Did you make a deal with something outside and get me some benefits in exchange?”

There was silence in the wax museum, giving off an air of despair.

Xu Ye shouted,

“Wow, no way, no way, there really is a deal. Fortunately, I counted the time carefully. It is clearly four o’clock in the morning, one hour away from five o’clock.”

Xu Ye hung the brass pendulum in the security room and rang it every hour. From ten o’clock to now, there have been seven rings in total, and there is still one ring left, indicating that it is not really time to get off work.

After he said this, the knocking on the door outside suddenly stopped.

Xu Ye adjusted the temperature back to fifteen degrees.

“Okay, I’m leaving now so I won’t torture you anymore.”

He walked up to the man in the suit, picked up the two arms that fell from the ground, and reattached them to them.

The man in the suit regained his arms and raised his hand to point to the corner.

There, there is a box.

Xu Ye walked over,

Inside was a thick stack of identical posters, as well as some miscellaneous items.

Celebrity Wax Museum recruitment security conditions:

He is between 18 and 40 years old and looks good.

Night shift, part-time hourly salary is 100 yuan/hour.

“Hey, it’s such a generous reward. I can make seven hundred in one night.”

He flipped through other miscellaneous items, and a black wallet caught Xu Ye’s attention.

The wallet is the most popular style for men nowadays, and it has eight wolves painted on it.

Opening the first mezzanine, there is a work ID card. The photo in the upper right corner is exactly the same as that of the man in the suit.

“Wu Chengrui, male, 35 years old, senior Internet programmer.”

The second layer of the wallet is Zhang’s resignation certificate.

“Congratulations, you have finally graduated from our company after ten years. I wish you smooth sailing in your future!”

“Thirty-five years old, proof of resignation…were you fired by the company?”

Xu Ye had heard a joke on the Internet before, saying that thirty-five years old is a threshold for middle-aged people, and they will be fired when they reach that age.

Unexpectedly, I saw a living example today.

A string of tears slowly left the corner of the man in the suit’s eyes.

There was nothing he could do. The layoffs came suddenly without any warning from the company.

He asked the leader if it was because of his age, but he denied it and said it was just a simple adjustment of company personnel.

But he still has a mortgage, a car loan, and the cost of his children’s schooling.

He had no choice but to go to job interviews from house to house, but when the other party heard that he was thirty-five years old, he immediately rejected his resume and did not even give him a chance to interview.

Until he saw the recruitment poster of the Celebrity Wax Museum. Although his professional skills were not suitable for him, what choice did he have now?

He was also too anxious, and he was obsessed for a moment. With such a high salary and no need for other skills, there was something wrong with it at first sight…

No matter what, if you die, you will die.

The moment he was stunned and put into the wax figure, he breathed a sigh of relief.

The first reaction is that those car loans and housing loans should no longer need to be repaid, right?

He has accident insurance, and his wife should be able to get a sum of money, which is enough for mother and daughter to live on.