Returning to Before Husband’s Castration

The ingredients used in this Shandong big steamed bun are very honest. After a few mouthfuls, Wang Daxia's saliva was so dry that he couldn't go down. He had to drink water while eating. The water soaked the steamed buns in his stomach. Wang Daxia only gnawed ten mouthfuls. Stomach panicked.

He put down the big steamed bun with a gap and took out a few receipts from his arms, "This is the clothes, shoes, and other things that He Wu Dutou bought, as well as the fare for hiring a carriage to return to the capital. Laohuan Lu signed the signature. , I'll go to Yamen tomorrow for reimbursement."

Lu Ying signed without even looking at the price, "Today's mission was completed well. Acting as a slut/woman from the dusty family. If you don't act in a play, you are really a talented person in Jinyiwei."

Wang Daxia smiled and said, "I also think I am pretty."

Lu Ying finished signing and stretched out his hand: "Give it to me."

Wang Daxia folded the signed receipt, "No, just these few."

Lu Ying hooked his finger, "I'm talking about five hundred taels of silver notes. The five hundred taels of silver notes given to you by Bailu Guanguanchang."

Wang Daxia shrank, "This... I sacrificed the silver for my hue, and Commander Lu will also accept it for confiscation? This is my selling silver."

Lu Ying: "This is stolen money."

It is harder to get money from Wang Daxia than from Yan Shifan. Wang Daxia refused to return the stolen money, and said plausibly:

"Jin Yiwei posted a reward of one thousand taels. It's that I go out with the wind and sand every day to sell eye veil and wait for rabbits. Is it easy for me to drink sand every day? I discovered people first. Can't deny it? Even though we designed a trap together. People, but I cheekily say, I should make the first contribution in this matter, right?"

"Of course, in this matter, the head of Wudu and the brothers have all contributed. I can't be greedy. I don't want much. Half of the silver reward is five hundred taels. The remaining five hundred taels will be assigned to the leader of Lu. Divide? Give me five hundred taels of silver anyway, why do you have to collect five hundred taels of stolen money and then give me five hundred taels of bounty? How troublesome it is to take the left hand out, and the right hand in."

Wang Daxia and Wei Caiwei had a three-year appointment, and he only had three years to earn his wife's money! Therefore, money is valued more than anyone else. Changed from the lazy and perfunctory evil spirits of the past, became active and worked hard. In the past, I did nothing and took the first place in eating. Now I can do anything, especially the first in reimbursement.

Lu Ying said: "Jin Yiwei’s reward is definitely a reward for meritorious deeds. It’s not impossible to divide it into five hundred taels, but one yard goes to one yard. The stolen money is dirty money, and the bounty is a bounty. Don’t confuse it. The accounts will not match. Yes, give me the bank note. I will hand it to the dirty bank."

Only a real boss like Lu Ying (mainly Wang Daxia couldn't beat her) could control Wang Daxia's slippery head.

Wang Daxia took out the five silver bills in her arms as if she was cutting meat.

Lu Ying took the bank note, but Wang Daxia refused to let it go, and the bank note was straightened.

Lu Ying said, "If you don't let go, the bank note will be split in half and you will pay for the loss."

Wang Daxia immediately let go.

During the conversation, the carriage arrived near Bailuguan on Fuchengmen Street. Although there was no official curfew at this time, there were no people on the street, and the shops closed in advance.

The carriage was parked in the small alley, and the two wore white deer robes and walked under the wall of the Taoist temple. Two ropes for climbing the wall have been hung down here, which was prepared in advance by the spy who got in to meet them.

The two put on their gloves, pulled the rope, and climbed up the wall with their feet. When they climbed to the top of the wall, Wang Daxia felt a cold thing hit the eye veil, and the eye veil instantly became wet.

Then, drops of rain and salt-like fine snow fell, sleet, ice and snow would freeze the floating soil, and the windy, sandy and hazy days that lasted for almost a month are finally coming to an end.

When Lu Ying and Wang Daxia were exploring Bailu Temple at night, Wei Caiwei also went to the Yude Palace in the Forbidden City. She put on a dust-proof hat with a veil hanging down to her ankles and got out of the carriage.

A mother who also wore a drapery gave her a hand, "Be careful, Doctor Wei, it's snowing, and the road is a bit slippery."

It's finally snowing, and there is no need to cover it tightly tomorrow, and the air will not always be a bit choking and smelly.

Wei Caiwei walked into the Yude Palace and found that the Yude Palace was brightly lit, and there were deadly wind lanterns everywhere. There were even two rows of lamp stands with at least fifty lanterns hanging at the entrance of the main hall. Wei Caiwei was wearing eye veils and hanging down. I felt the light dazzling when I was wearing a curtain hat.

In addition, a tall altar was built at the entrance of the main hall. On the altar, a dozen Taoist priests were chanting scriptures with hail and fine snow. There was also a yellow-robed Taoist opening the altar, using a wooden sword. The dance is full of vigor.

This Huangpao Taoist is no one else, it is the Taoist Lan Daoxing that Jiajing Emperor currently favors the most.

The wind is more violent, the rain and snow are more hurried, Lan Dao Xing is as steady as Mount Tai, smear the tip of the wooden sword in his hand with a yellow symbol like a ghost symbol, light it in the stove, then form a seal in his left hand, dance with a fire sword in his right hand, and step on the Big Dipper. , Chanting the Big Dipper curse in his mouth:

"Big Dipper Qi Yuan, the spirit of the heavens. The great sage of Tiangang, majestic and majestic. Go up to the world, cut off the source of evil. Ride the clouds and rise to the front of the altar. Come true Qi, penetrate the water into the smoke. The three realms, ten thousand demons Raise the fist. Kill the demon and destroy the traces, and return to the dead. (Note 1

After finishing reading, Lan Daoxing moved the fire sword to the north and shouted loudly: "Heaven and Earth Xuanzong! Evil demon exterminates the line, anxious as a law!"

As soon as the voice fell, I heard three pops and sparks from the north. The fire at the tip of Lan Daoxing's sword also went out.

Lan Daoxing covered his chest with his left hand, spit out a mouthful of blood with a wooden sword in his right hand, "Heiyu has been removed."

The palace people on the side bowed to the ground in front of Lan Daoxing, "The blue **** has appeared! The evil evil and the black have been eliminated!"

Lan Daoxing said: "There is more than one black spot. Get rid of this. I am afraid there will be more in the future. The black spot is most afraid of light and will not come out during the day. You must guard these lights tonight. As long as the lights stay on all night, the black spots will not break through. Go into the palace to harm the nobleman."

The palace staff hurriedly responded, taking turns on duty, filling up the kerosene at any time.

Mother Song also bowed to Lan Dao from a distance. She did not distinguish between Buddhism and Dao, and clasped her hands together: "Amitabha, the emperor wants the blue **** to come to Yude Palace to ascend the altar to get rid of evil. It seems that our noble person's illness is about to heal. "

Wei Caiwei was silent. In fact, Lan Daoxing just changed his tricks just now. He threw three firecrackers to the north, but he exploded, but he was on a high altar, and the palace people couldn’t see him. Do small movements.

But Wei Caiwei's heart is like a mirror, knowing all about Lan Daoxing's tricks. In the previous life, after Lan Daoxing fell out of favor, he was sent to Dongchang prison. It happened to be Wang Daxia Wang Gonggong who interrogated him. Under severe punishment, Lan Daoxing confessed all his tricks and tricks. Wang Daxia told Wei Caiwei about this.

Seeing that he was cooked by fire, was worshipped by thousands of people, looked down on all beings on the altar, and looked like a god, who could predict that in a few years he would go to prison and be given a cup of bad wine by Emperor Jiajing who raised him in one hand and killed himself?

In the Forbidden City in the center of Daming Vanity Fair, it is easy to be a pet. As long as the emperor is willing, let alone a living person, even a cat can be counted, but it is difficult to get a good death if you want to retreat!

In her previous life, Wei Caiwei exhausted her scheming and contacts to help the silly white sweet Shang Qinglan still retreat after she was pet, and enjoy her life in the harem, living longer than she and Wang Daxia-anyway, when she died, Shang Qinglan is still alive, and Li Jiubao, who is already the queen mother, takes good care of her in the palace.

Wei Caiwei entered the room, took off her veil and eye veil, washed her hands and face, put on a clean robe, and even returned her shoes before stepping into Shang Qinglan's bedroom.

Emperor Jiajing is there! Sitting in front of the sickbed holding Shang Qinglan's hand, she looked tired.

Shang Qinglan is still feverish and unconscious.

Wei Caiwei hurriedly saluted Emperor Jiajing. Emperor Jiajing raised his hand and said, "No gift, come here to see a doctor for Shanggui. She burns so nonsense that she has your name."

Shang Qinglan's body is very hot, especially the forehead, the skin is bright, the color is like red pill, and it is slightly swollen, just like the birthday star in the painting.

Wei Caiwei gave her the pulse, which was as large as the number of pulses, and said: "This is frightened, too frightened, and frustrated in the heart. It becomes erysipelas. The erysipelas strikes on the forehead, which is called Baotou Pill (Note 2)."

Emperor Jiajing said anxiously: "Since I know where the disease is, I should heal the nobles quickly."

Wei Caiwei prescribed two pieces of medicine for treating erysipelas, "boil two bowls of medicine and send it over", and then took out a thin needle, and said, "Your Majesty, Baotou Pill needs to be pricked on the forehead to relieve the swelling. This is good. The fastest, just after the prick, the skin needs time to recover, at least half a month can't be accompanied by the imperial court."

Emperor Jiajing looked at Shang Qinglan's swollen forehead like a longevity star, "Just let go and treat it, it doesn't matter if the appearance is broken, what I like is not her skin appearance."

Wei Caiwei first burned the red needles with fire, and then used acupuncture to release the blood of erysipelas after it had cooled down. After the bloodletting, the medicine was filled. In the middle of the night, Shang Qinglan finally stopped burning, and Emperor Jiajing went to the next room to rest.

The next morning, Shang Qinglan screamed and sat up in her sleep, "It's Heiyu! Don't come over! Don't eat me! My meat is not delicious at all!"

After hearing the words, Emperor Jiajing was dressed in bedclothes and ran over barefoot to comfort his beloved concubine, "Don't be afraid, I am here. Lan Daoxing has already started the practice last night. After accepting the black monster, he will not come out to harm others. ."

The frightened Shang Qinglan rushed into Emperor Jiajing’s arms and reached out and touched everywhere, “Where’s the talisman, where’s Lan Daoxing’s amulet? The concubine must carry it with him in the future. The concubine is wrong, so you shouldn’t make fun of the blue god, Lan. The gods are true gods, and they drive away evil spirits for the concubines, and the concubines should reward him well."

Wei Caiwei, who was watching the night, got up from time to time last night to check Shang Qinglan's physical condition. She didn't sleep well, her eyes were red, and she thought to herself that there was something dark there. Actually, there were no monsters, they were just fucking.

Everything is a trick that Lan Daoxing wrote and performed himself, the purpose is to make the emperor's new favorite concubine be grateful to him, use his charms, drink his runes, and become his backer.

Shang Qinglan's thigh is too thick, not only I want to hold it, but many people are rushing to hold it, including Lan Daoxing.

However, with me, I won't let you succeed.

I didn't let you succeed in my previous life, and I will give you a glass of bad wine, even more so in this life.

The author has something to say: Plucking Wei: Protect our silly Bai Tian Qinglan, I use science to defeat superstition.

Wang Daxia's fake breast is Shandong Jiaodong big steamed buns, which are really bigger than the skull and are super full. I have eaten it several times. In addition, Wang Daxia's dizzy chest is also real. You go to my stomach wave. It is my pen name Mu Lanzhou, the one with yellow V certification. Looking at the previous pieces of information, there is a swimsuit model on the show. One of the models that appeared on the stage was the prototype of Wang Daxia's chest shaking. It really made you dizzy. If you don't believe it, go and see it. I'm not exaggerating.

Note 1: Both mantras are from Taoist "Sooner and Evening Homework"

Note 2: The symptoms and treatments of erysipelas and Baotou Pill are all from Tan Yunxian’s "Women Doctor's Miscellaneous Words"