Returning to Before Husband’s Castration

Qionghua Island, Guanghan Palace.

Shang Qinglan was sober. After all, she was young, she could hold her body, and recovered quickly, and most of the chrysanthemum wine she drank was vomited out. After sleeping for nearly an hour, she opened her eyes.

Shang Qinglan’s last memory was lying on a rock as big as a bed, surrounded by flowers, but after waking up, he was lying in the bed with a scent of ambergris, and there was a golden dragon tent hanging on the bed. Shang Qinglan counted After counting, a total of nine five-clawed golden dragons hovered on the head tent.

Mother Song once taught the rules of the palace to show ladies that only the emperor could use the pattern of the five-claw golden dragon. The rest of the feudal lords, including the prince, had four claws.

Did I wander around after getting drunk and quietly slept on the emperor's dragon bed?

I didn't mean to sleep here!

Shang Qinglan was so scared that she got out of bed barefoot. She found that the chrysanthemum patch python robe on her body was missing. She was wearing a new tufted silver-red robe with long hair scattered.

I don’t know what kind of material the robe is made of. It’s as soft as a cloud when worn on the body, as light as not wearing it, but it’s warm, ubiquitous, like a Weaver girl cutting the red clouds of the setting sun. Wearing it on her, she can't even feel the presence of stitches!

How much is this robe worth?

It must be much more expensive than chrysanthemum tonic python robe.

Thinking of this, Shang Qinglan immediately no longer felt sorry for the missing python robe. This robe was valuable. I didn't lose any money after changing my clothes.

Shang Qinglan touched her robe silly, faintly heard a sound outside, she searched for the sound, pulled aside the layers of golden curtains, and saw a Taoist priest wearing a black gown wearing a Taoist bun and a Taoist gown with a black gossip picture on the futon. Meditate on.

He closed his eyes and muttered words in his mouth. While chanting the scriptures, while holding a small hammer, he hit a copper magical instrument like a long ruler, making a melodious sound.

Shang Qinglan was a little panicked, but when she heard the sound of chanting scriptures and magical instruments, her heart could not help calming down gradually.

She slowly approached, sitting on the futon opposite the Taoist priest, learning to meditate with the Taoist priest, and coughed slightly, "Old god, may I ask where is this place? Do you know how to get to the chrysanthemum garden? I seem to be lost."

This Taoist priest was the Emperor Jiajing. The Drunken Beauty was still asleep. He was already agitated, and his desires were alive. However, out of the emperor's dignity, he would not take advantage of the dangers of men and women, so he simply meditated and recited the scriptures to suppress desire.

He was chanting the scriptures while hitting the chime, and when he reached the state of selflessness, he heard the drunk beauty call him "old god".

Emperor Jiajing suddenly awakened from the scriptures. The small hammer in his hand hit the wrong place and hit the wooden shelf with the bronze chime.

The voice immediately changed from melodious to a clumsy "boom".

Shang Qinglan thought it was funny and giggled.

The servant who squatted in the corner as an invisible man immediately reprimanded: "Boldly show women, dare to laugh at the emperor!"

It turns out that this old **** is the emperor!

Shang Qinglan's newborn calf is not afraid of tigers. The image of the "old god" in front of him is preconceived. Shang Qinglan feels that his whole body is immortal, and he seems to be able to return by the wind at any time and become immortal. Similar.

In Shang Qinglan's eyes, the immortals are like Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, who are omnipotent and save hardships, and the emperor should be the person who is closest to the gods.

Therefore, Shang Qinglan was not afraid, but became more and more excited, exclaiming: "So the emperor looks like this!"

The in-house attendant reprimanded: "Bold show girl! Dare to talk about Long Yan!"

Emperor Jiajing said: "Go out."

"Oh." Shang Qinglan stood up.

"It's not you." Emperor Jiajing said to the waiter: "You all go down."

Where is Huang Jinren? Why are there things that don't wink all around!

The servant retired silently, and only Shang Qinglan and Emperor Jiajing were left in the hall.

Emperor Jiajing asked: "What do you think I should look like?"

Shang Qinglan grew up spoiled by her father. She was blindly confident and strong in her heart. She didn't know what fear was. She bluntly said: "I thought I was an old man with a white beard, dressed in a dragon robe, and didn't need to do anything. Hundreds of individuals serve, like Concubine Jing, who don’t need to peel the grape skins or even spit out grape seeds. Someone peels the flesh and removes the grape seeds, and puts them in a bowl for use."

The woman Jiajing emperor saw was either she was stubborn, petting, or strangling him with a white silk. This naive and courageous woman who was not afraid of Long Wei met for the first time. Her words were ridiculous, but they were Very sincere, this is her truth.

She is like a trickling clear stream, and you can see the swimming fish underneath at a glance, and even the roots of aquatic plants can be seen.

At this time, Emperor Jiajing was still sitting in meditation. Shang Qinglan forgot to salute and stood and talked. Instead, Emperor Jiajing still looked up at her.

Huang Jin knows that Long Xin Da Yue, today is afraid that she will be lucky to this beautiful girl, so when Shang Qinglan was carried to the Guanghan Palace, she was ready to accept her favor, and ordered the mother in the palace to wipe her. I changed my clothes and wore a silver-red feather robe. This robe is woven from the softest feathers of a white swan, so it is very gentle. If the feather robe is splashed with some rain, it will be like dew on a lotus leaf. If it shakes, it will roll down and will not wet the clothes.

In addition, there is nothing under the robe, which is convenient for Emperor Jiajing to spoil him. Don't tire the emperor. After all, the emperor never peeled the skins by himself when eating grapes.

Emperor Jiajing saw her ten slightly raised toes, her nails showing a matte and healthy color, delicate ankles, and her ankles were covered by feather robe, making it difficult to see.

Emperor Jiajing lifted his feather robe with a small hammer that hit the chime, and when he looked up, there was nothing, the old candle that had been silent for a long time was lit!

Or Huang Jin, who has been with me since childhood, understands me! It's all ready!

The lighted candle couldn't wait to shine with red makeup. Emperor Jiajing threw a small hammer, grabbed Shang Qinglan's hand, and grabbed her into his arms.

Shang Qinglan exclaimed, "Don't...I...I'm not used to sitting on a man's lap. My lord, I'd better sit on a futon."

Emperor Jiajing looked at the little beauty in his arms, "You are not allowed to go there, I am your meat/futon, and you are sitting here."

After that, Emperor Jiajing opened her robe, revealing fleshy double chins. Shang Qinglan didn't eat for nothing these days, and gained more than five catties in less than fifteen days.

Sitting on the lap of the old emperor, Shang Qinglan, who realized afterwards, realized that she was not wearing pants. No wonder it seemed to be leaking when she walked just now!

Emperor Jiajing gently stroked her neck and pushed the broken hair in the double chin behind her ears, "It seems that the food in the palace is very suitable for you."

This young girl is slightly fat but not strong, and her childishness has not escaped, just like a pot of pill that has just been refined, pink and full, surrounded by fairy qi, it can't help but want to eat one.

Being touched by the old **** who had just met in this way, Shang Qinglan suddenly became nervous, and her body trembled, "The emperor... the emperor, I... the concubines don’t know anything, so the concubine Song hasn’t had time for the concubine how to serve her bed. Seeing that it's late, it's dusk, and the concubine has not eaten dinner yet. When the concubine is ready another day, he will show off what he has learned throughout his life and give the emperor a good night's sleep, so that you are satisfied."

Shang Qinglan still doesn't know anything about men and women. She thinks that going to bed is like practicing etiquette in Chuxiu Palace. If you practice more, you will become proficient.

Emperor Jiajing was startled, then laughed. He hasn't laughed like this for a long time. Suddenly, the old man talked about his youth frenziedly. He picked up Shang Qinglan and put it on the Dragon Tower, "How to serve the bed, I will teach you personally. Only a famous teacher can make a good disciple."

For fear of falling asleep late at night, burn red candles and red makeup.

When Ewha was about to overwhelm Begonia, there was a loud noise suddenly outside.

Shang Qinglan is not only not afraid, but also got up from the bed with excitement, "It seems that someone is setting off fireworks and firecrackers. I like to watch fireworks the most."

The rules of the Forbidden City are strict. Who dares to set off fireworks and firecrackers in the wild?

Emperor Jiajing was always suspicious. Although he didn't know what was happening outside, his instinct was gunshots and the old candle went out immediately.

Emperor Jiajing said: "You are here, don't move around, I will do something and wait for me to come back."

Emperor Jiajing strode out of the bedroom and ordered the waiter, "Quickly fly the pigeon and pass the book, Xuan Lu Bing enters the palace to escort!"

The Emperor Jiajing was over half a hundred years old and suffered two extremely dangerous blood and light disasters, one was the palace fire, and the other was the palace maid strangling him with white silk. Lu Bing rushed in to rescue him.

Emperor Jiajing regarded Lu Bing as a lucky general, as long as he had him, no matter how bad the situation was, he could control it.

The Guanghan Palace was immediately under martial law, all passages were sealed, and Emperor Jiajing sat in the main hall, quietly waiting for news.

On the surface it is calm, but inside is actually like the sea in a storm, with turbulent waves.

What happened? The first thing that Emperor Jiajing thought of was King Yu forced the palace!

It must be the rebellious son of King Yu! I hate that I refuse to let him see his birth mother for the last time, I hate that I don't plan to enter the palace, I hate that I don't care about my ancestors' family law, I prefer King King, and I still refuse to make him a prince!

As he was thinking about it, Huang Jin’s people returned, “The servants and maids sent by Huang Gonggong told his Majesty that the gun was released by Huang Gonggong’s guards in order to save the commander Lu and disturb the emperor. Please ask the emperor to make atonement."

Huang Jin guessed that the old candle of Emperor Jiajing was shining red makeup, but he had to fire his gun to sweep the emperor's interest.

It turned out not to force the palace, Emperor Jiajing let go of his heart, and then hung up again, "Who is so bold and critical to Lu Commander?"

Nanny's precious daughter can't have an accident in the Forbidden City, how can I explain to Nanny.

The **** replied: "Look at the costumes, like the guards of the King's Mansion."

Emperor Jiajing asked again and again: "The King Jing has entered the palace? What is he here for? Why does he want to do something with Lu Ying?"

The **** replied: "The subordinates didn't know. After the gun was released, Huang Gonggong was worried about the emperor, so he sent slaves and maidservants to explain to the emperor."

Never thought that King Jing, who has always been obedient and obedient, would do such crazy behavior. Lu Ying was on duty in Xiyuan these days, protecting Emperor Jiajing on behalf of his father. King Jing's people pursued and killed Lu Ying. Could it be that he wanted to force the palace to rebel?

The Emperor Jiajing was suspicious at first, and the same to his son, saying, "All the guards of the King's Mansion will be disarmed, and they will all be locked up. Also, the Forbidden City will start martial law from now on, close the gates of the palaces, and order Jin Yiwei and the Imperial Horse Prison The Zhuangshi camp of the empire rushed to Qionghua Island to support. The people from the East Factory immediately went to the King’s Mansion and controlled all the exit gates of the King’s Mansion.

The author has something to say: the 53-year old pear tree overwhelms the 13-year old crabapple, a difference of 40 years!

However, don’t be surprised at first, there will be even more jaw-dropping couples in the future. I’m old cp.