Returning to Before Husband’s Castration

This man was too indifferent and fainted as soon as he fell. How did he become an Ouchi guard?

It must have gone through the back door and sent money to clear the relationship and stuffed it into the Forbidden City.

Hey, in this world, you can basically do whatever you want with money, and you can also spy on the emperor's woman in the Forbidden City!

Fortunately, I met a hateful of me. I hate wretched men the most!

Wang Daxia searched his body. There was nothing that could indicate his identity. There was no waist badge or paperwork. Even the clothes on his body were plain, without any special patterns.

"Wake up." Wang Daxia patted his face, but still did not wake up. Fortunately, his breathing and pulse were normal, but he was fainted.

There is no one here, it is all steps. It is impossible for Wang Daxia to bring him down and bring him to justice, but Wang Daxia went down to find some helpers to lift people, and was afraid that he would run away after waking up.

When Wang Daxia entered the palace for the first time, it was a great achievement to catch the wretched guards.

Wang Daxia's goal is to get promoted and get rich and marry a wife. He can only be promoted after he has done meritorious service, so he will certainly not let go of this great opportunity for meritorious service.

How to do it?

When Wang Daxia had an idea, he simply untied the person's belt and took off his pants and shoes-this is a technique learned in Jinyiwei. People without shoes and pants can't run far.

Wang Daxia split the belt into two, tied his hands and feet separately, and then tore his pants into strips and tied his mouth so that he could not escape, nor could he call his companions to rescue him, so he could only wait. Wang Daxia asked someone to carry him down the mountain.

Of course, if you wake up when I bring people back, you can walk down the mountain by yourself.

Wang Daxia almost applauded for her wit.

It's going to be promoted again.

Wang Daxia tied the people into rice dumplings, and then went down the mountain to find a companion of Jin Yiwei.

Let’s talk about the chrysanthemum feast. After finishing three cups of chrysanthemum wine, Shang Qinglan felt a little uncomfortable. The pungent smell of Yingshuang Spicy Rabbit in his stomach kept pouring up, as if she was about to overturn her Tian Ling Gai.

I seem to be vomiting again.

Shang Qinglan had a bad heart and couldn't vomit at the chrysanthemum banquet to swallow others' happiness, so she said to Grandma Song: "Grandma, I want to show respect."

Spit in the toilet.

Mother Song has completely given up on Shang Qinglan, and has high hopes for Li Jiubao, who is presenting Mo Jutu to Concubine Lu Jing. If she accompanies Shang Qinglan to show respect, Li Jiubao will be unattended at the banquet.

Mother Song looked around, Wei Caiwei is not here, it is said that she went to rest elsewhere.

Grandma Song called a little flamer, rewarded him with a small silver scorpion, and asked him to take Shang Qinglan to the toilet.

Although this place is called Juhuayuan, there is no toilet. If the palace people can’t help it, they usually solve it on the spot—this is not an exaggeration at all. The Emperor Jiajing moved to Xiyuan for more than 20 years. People's natural toilets smell of excrement and urine all year round.

The nobles come to admire the flowers, their own attendants carry toilets and curtains, and they can build temporary toilets anytime and anywhere.

But Shang Qinglan is just a show girl. Without this treatment, it is impossible to solve it on the spot. It is even more impossible to borrow Lu Jingfei's toilet. So the little fireman took Shang Qinglan out of the chrysanthemum garden and brought him to a place on Qionghua Island. At the palace, I found a toilet for Shang Qinglan and said:

"Our family still has to serve the chrysanthemum feast. The father-in-laws will be scolded if they can't find anyone. After you use it up, just go back on your own way."

Shang Qinglan waved her hand, "Thanks to you, I will go back later, I still remember this way."

The fireman left, Shang Qinglan leaned down and vomited, vomiting faintly.

Shang Qinglan deeply regretted: Alas, the chrysanthemum feast was eaten for nothing.

After vomiting, Shang Qinglan rinsed her mouth with water, adjusted her clothes, and walked out of the palace. At this time, the autumn wind was blowing. Shang Qinglan felt that the wind was too strong and made her dizzy.

In fact, it is not the intoxicating autumn wind, but the self-drunkenness. The chrysanthemum wine in the palace is mixed with nectar. It tastes sweet and the wine tastes light, like drinking sherbet. It is actually very intoxicating. Because of the sweetness, I drank it without knowing it. Many, fortunately, I vomited a little earlier, otherwise Shang Qinglan was afraid that she would be drunk by the toilet.

So Shang Qinglan didn't think it was the cause of the wine. She thought she had just vomited and was blown by the wind. She was a little dizzy and could not stand firmly. There was a flower stand on the side of the road. The stand was just set up, with green bamboos. Insert it in the soil.

Shang Qinglan's father was a squire. She grew up in the country and was no stranger to farming, and she had some strength. She held a bamboo with both hands and exerted force from left to right. First, she loosened the bamboo and got out of the soil. Then, she squatted and held the bamboo pole tightly. She exerted force all over her body and lifted it up with a "Hi" sound. The bamboo pole in the flower stand was smashed.

The length is just right for a walking stick, Shang Qinglan walks with a bamboo pole, not to fall, according to the memory of the time he came, stumbled and walked towards the circuit in the memory.

Turning around, walking around, came to a pavilion, the pavilion wrote the three characters "Peony Pavilion", and there was a garden next to it, with the plaque of "Peony Garden" hung.

"Wrong wrong, I'm going to the Chrysanthemum Garden." Shang Qinglan walked back with the bamboo poles, but saw three branch roads at the intersection. Each road is made of artificial hills and stones, shaded by trees, and the same flagstone. The road is like triplets, I don’t know which one is the way to come.

No one was seen all around, Shang Qinglan chose the middle road and pointed at the bamboo pole, "You are the only one, you can't let me down."

Shang Qinglan walked on the small road, following the steps for a while, and then down, like a maze, drunk and confused, roadside lilies, hibiscus and other flowers blooming, she walked all the way, picked all the way, and planted it on her head. Dai, with his head all over his head, the flowers in the bun are full of beauty, which is very lively.

Later, I couldn’t walk anymore, Jiu Jin was on my head, and I couldn’t even hold the bamboo poles firmly. There was a smooth boulder in front of it. The stone was warm and not hot by the sun. Shang Qinglan lay down on the boulder, heart. Close your eyes if you think about me, get the news for a while, and then find your way back when you feel relieved.

Thinking like this in her heart, but as soon as her eyes closed, she immediately passed away drunk and became unconscious.

Knowing that Concubine Lu Jing held a banquet in the chrysanthemum garden on the east side of Qionghua Island, Huang Jin, the eunuch, the eunuch, ordered the boatman to stop at the wharf on the west side. It was a little cleaner, because the Jiajing emperor was happy and the rebellion left a deep impression Psychologically, he didn't like being surrounded by a group of women, so he deliberately avoided it and went ashore from the west dock without telling Concubine Lu Jing.

Concubine Lu Jing likes to pay attention to pomp and good face. If he knows that Emperor Jiajing is coming, she will definitely bring a hundred people to honor him and forty-nine show girls to visit him.

So this time Jiajing Emperor quietly landed on the island, similar to conducting a private visit on a microservice at home.

Emperor Jiajing didn't want to enjoy the scenery, but to observe the relationship between Lu Ying and Wang Daxia, to test whether Wang Daxia was worthy of the cherry blossoms, so after he went ashore, he immediately ordered Wang Daxia to come. Then climb up the stairs and go to the Guanghan Palace at the top of Qionghua Island to see the scenery.

The heights are so cold that it is indeed the cleanest place.

But as soon as Emperor Jiajing walked halfway up the mountain, he heard a faint snoring sound in front of him, just like the sound of a cat snoring beside a heater in winter.

Qionghua Island is home to all kinds of rare birds and animals. Lu Ying immediately became vigilant, fearing that the animals would collide with the emperor. She walked to the front to protect her, but saw a girl with a head full of flowers sleeping on a rock. Rise.

The autumn wind blew the alcohol, and Lu Ying said, "The emperor is a drunk palace lady."

In September, people in the palace would put on chrysanthemum flapping python robes for the scene, and the show ladies were all at the chrysanthemum feast, so Lu Ying thought Shang Qinglan was a court lady.

Emperor Jiajing glanced at it, what a little beauty who was sleeping in the spring of Begonia!

Shang Qinglan uses her arm as a pillow, lying on her side on a rock, her large python robe is close to her body, the girl's soft and charming figure can be seen under the cover of the python robe, which is infinite reverie. very.

The head is full of flowers, but it is not vulgar, the vigorous white round face is like a piece of white paper, which can be painted in any color, like a fairy in a flower, supporting her flowery face and moon appearance.

The sleeping little beauty's chest rose and fell slightly, making cat-like snoring noises, making the "girl-fearing" Emperor Jiajing unguarded and slowly approached.

The autumnal equinox blew, and the petals of Furong on the bun were blowing on her face. In her sleep, she felt a little itchy on her face, frowned, her nose moved, and her breathing gradually became quicker, as if she was about to wake up.

Like a ghost, Emperor Jiajing gently lifted the petals from her face.

Her face no longer itch, her breathing became smooth again, Shang Qinglan continued to fall asleep, she seemed to be a little cold, curled up.

Behind the rock is a cliff. If you roll in your sleep, you will be crushed by the fall.

Lu Ying was about to go over and ask the palace lady to get up. Don't fall down. Huang Jin, the supervisor of the ceremonies who accompanied him, said: "It's cold and dangerous here. It's not a place to sleep. You guys carry this drunk palace lady to Guanghan Palace to sleep. "

Huang Jin was the great companion of Emperor Jiajing. He grew up with Emperor Jiajing. It was a roundworm in his stomach. Emperor Jiajing raised his brow and he knew what the Emperor wanted.

The emperor was obviously interested in this court lady, and he took the initiative to help her uncover the petals on her face.

However, with the presence of a junior like Lu Ying, Emperor Jiajing could hardly say to send this court lady to the dragon bed to wait on her.

At this time, it is necessary for Huang Gong to speak publicly and make preparations.

Emperor Jiajing continued to go up the mountain to Guanghan Palace. Several strong eunuchs wrapped the sleeping Shang Qinglan in their outer robes, and took a shortcut to go to Guanghan Palace first.

But at the foot of the mountain, Wang Daxia found Jin Yiwei's companion, and was about to talk about the capture of the wretched guard halfway up the mountain, but Jin Yiwei Wu Xiaoqi spoke first, "We found Wang Baihu! Wang Baihu, the emperor secretly summoned him in Guanghan Palace. You, go quickly, we've been looking for you for a long time! I'm afraid of mistakes!"

Wang Daxia and Wei Caiwei had a private meeting in Penglai Pavilion, so Jin Yiwei could not find him.

As soon as Wang Daxia heard that the emperor had summoned him, he immediately forgot about the wretched guards, "What? The emperor has come to Qionghua Island? You want to summon me? What's the matter?"

Although Wang Daxia patrolled Xiyuan for half a month, she had never seen Longyan. So when he heard that the emperor was going to see him, his brain buzzed, and for a moment he even forgot his surname and name, and he still remembers the wretched man there.

Wu Xiaoqi hissed: "The emperor came here in secret, so I don't want to say anything. The emperor wants to see Wang Baihu, where do we know the reason? Marked the guess, the emperor probably wants to ask Wang Baihu about the white lotus religion. We have already asked Wang. It's been a long time since the hundreds of households, Wang Baihu hurriedly went to see the emperor, don't delay, do you want the emperor to wait for a hundred households to fail."

When Wang Daxia listened, she ran towards Guanghan Palace. When he ran halfway, the soul possessed his body and patted his head, "Oh, how did I forget the wretched guards of Penglai Pavilion? It's the same if they want to catch them."

Wang Daxia walked back two steps and stopped again, "No, I would rather let the wretched man tie up for a while, or let the emperor wait for me. The commander sends another person to Penglai Pavilion to arrest people."

Wang Daxia continued to rush towards Guanghan Palace.

The author has something to say: the more the water gets mixed up, the more it gets mixed up