Return to the Earth as a Bully

"What to do now, you must find a place to live first." Zhang Ziling looked at the twenty thousand yuan lying in the ring, and sighed softly.

The ring that can hold the entire Pacific Ocean, now only 20,000 yuan is left lying in it.

"I didn't expect that this space storm could break the space barriers of my taking the ring. All the things I brought were rolled out. It was really a night to return to before liberation!" Zhang Ziling sighed, "That's all the miscellaneous spiritual medicines. Anyway, the cultivation base can be recovered slowly, but my four magic weapons and six divine weapons have also been lost. Those ten are the cornerstones of the entire continent, and I have to find them some time!"

While Zhang Ziling was planning, he looked around for a place to live.

Now Zhang Ziling has cut his hair short, and puts on clothes sold by a clothing store he can find on the roadside.

Although he was cheap, but Zhang Ziling's entire image instantly became refreshed, and he looked much more handsome than before.

Of course, this is seen from the eyes of people on earth.

Soon Zhang Ziling randomly found a house that looked good in the advertisement for rent. According to the address written on it, Zhang Ziling came to the suite.

The location of this suite is very partial, almost considered a suburb, but Zhang Ziling likes this environment very quiet.

The landlord is a middle-aged woman, very refreshing, signed a contract with Zhang Ziling within a few minutes, and when he got the money, he threw a key to Zhang Ziling. After asking a few nonsense about caring for the furniture, he hurriedly left, saying it was Catch a plane to go out of town.

Although Zhang Ziling felt that the landlord had a problem, he had already moved into the house anyway, and Zhang Ziling was not afraid of being deceived, so he settled in with a carefree attitude.

"It seems that this landlord is pretty girlish, just doesn't like to clean up." Zhang Ziling shook his head, "I don't know how to clean up if I rent out the room!"

This suite has a total of two rooms plus one bathroom and one living room. It is a hundred square meters, which is not big.

Zhang Ziling opened a closed room casually. There were all kinds of rag dolls. The bed sheets were also pink. There were even lace panties, bras and stockings all messed up on the bed.

Thinking of a middle-aged aunt wearing the equipment on the pink bed, Zhang Ziling felt a chill in her heart, and quickly closed the door and walked out.

"Forget it, clean up next time!"

After calming down, Zhang Ziling opened the other room and nodded in satisfaction.

The other room is very clean, with gray and white as the main tone. It can be seen that no one has lived in it for a long time.

"Just live here!" Zhang Ziling soon sat cross-legged on the bed and started practicing.

Now that Zhang Ziling was seriously injured and there was no elixir, he could only use the zhenqi in his body to recover this one way.

Because nothing on the earth could threaten Zhang Ziling, Zhang Ziling did not pay attention to the changes in the outside world and healed his injuries wholeheartedly.

There is no concept of time for a monk to practice. In a blink of an eye, it is late at night, and Zhang Ziling still has no signs of awakening, and is still immersed in the cultivation.

Just outside the house, a beautiful woman in casual clothes was drunk on the door, dangling her hand and hardly inserted the key into the lock, and slowly opened the door...

"Ben, Miss Ben can still drink again!" The woman fell to the ground as soon as she entered the door, whispering on the ground, her eyes blurred, and the smell of alcohol filled the house instantly.

Because the woman was too drunk and didn't notice Zhang Ziling's shoes at the door, she climbed onto the sofa and fell asleep.

But Zhang Ziling, who was sitting cross-legged in the bedroom, had no idea that a big beauty had entered his house.

In the early morning of July, the cool breeze moved the curtains and brushed the woman's cheeks on the sofa, and the sunlight hit the woman's face through the gaps.

"Hmm..." The woman opened her eyes slightly and sat up.

"Hiss! It hurts!" The woman was holding her head and cried out as soon as she sat up. After a while, she picked up the glass of water the landlord poured Zhang Ziling on the table yesterday and drank it.

"How did I come back yesterday?" The woman curled up on the sofa with her arms around her knees and thought, "I didn't expect that I could pour water when I was so drunk, I really admire myself!"

The woman smiled foolishly, then frowned.

"I can't drink so much next time. The whole body smells really uncomfortable. Let's go take a bath!" The woman smacked her lips, took off her clothes in the living room, and jumped into the bathroom.

When the woman jumped into the bathroom, Zhang Ziling also happened to finish her practice. After exhaling a suffocating breath, Zhang Ziling raised his eyes to look out the window, and a light flashed in his eyes.

"The earth's aura is too thin, and the recovery of the cultivation base is still too slow. You have to think of other ways!"

With a long sigh, Zhang Ziling stood up and took off his clothes. The angular muscles suddenly appeared, and the perfect figure was thoroughly in contact with the air.

"Remember that the last time I took a bath was three thousand years ago? Although there is a body of Reiki, I don't need to take a bath, but now that I'm back, let's relax!"

Zhang Ziling stretched out, took off only a pair of underwear, and walked out of the bedroom slowly.

Because Zhang Ziling had been thinking about how to quickly restore his cultivation, he didn't notice the clothes on the sofa, went straight to the bathroom, and opened the door with a bang.

Patter...

The air seemed to freeze, leaving only the sound of water from the nozzle hitting the ground.

Looking at each other, the two of them stayed silent, as if they had forgotten that they were not wearing clothes.

Boom!

After a long time, the shampoo in the woman's hand fell to the ground, a high-decibel scream pierced the sky, and a few sparrows on the tree outside the window flew away.

Half an hour later, Zhang Ziling and the woman were sitting face to face. The woman's right arm was still slightly bruised, and tears were in her eyes, which was about to overflow.

"Miss, this is really a misunderstanding!" Zhang Ziling looked at the aggrieved woman in front of him and smiled bitterly.

"What's the misunderstanding! You broke into my house without authorization, rushed into the bathroom naked again, and drove others..." The more the woman said, the more aggrieved, tears flowed out.

"..." Zhang Ziling looked at the crying woman speechless, after all, it was indeed his fault just now.

However, how could Zhang Ziling think that the woman who was seen by him in front of him, after seeing Zhang Ziling, the first reaction was not to cover her important part, but to kick Zhang Ziling with a side kick, Zhang Ziling subconsciously retreated After a step, the woman slipped on the soles of her feet and fell heavily to the ground.

"I have to say, you are really strange!" Zhang Ziling said to the woman thinking of what happened just now.

"You still say!" The woman slapped the table suddenly, and then accidentally pulled the wound again and cried out in pain.

"I said, can you be quiet first and tell me what is going on?"

Zhang Ziling did not feel sorry for the woman, but asked directly.

"What's the matter? I said the thieves are so arrogant these years?" The woman glared at Zhang Ziling, "Sleeping into my house and asking me what's the matter?"

"Your home?" Zhang Ziling raised his eyebrows, a little funny in his heart, but seeing that there was a big beauty on the opposite side, Zhang Ziling didn't care about her too much.

"Of course, I have rented it for half a year. Isn't this my home? Is it yours?" The woman glared at Zhang Ziling with the bruise clutching her right arm.

"Coincidentally, I also rented this house yesterday."

"Humph!" The woman snorted, "Your excuse is too bad, if you rent a house, then I..."

Zhang Ziling handed her rent contract to the woman.

The woman looked at Zhang Ziling suspiciously, then weakly picked up the contract and looked at it, her face changed, and then looked at Zhang Ziling and shouted: "Lend me the phone!"

"No."

"Stingy!" The woman snorted, then ran to the sofa and picked up her mobile phone. After hesitating, she finally didn't call the police, but called the landlord.

"Hey, Xiao Chu!"

"Sister Qian, why did you rent the house to others again?"

"This..." The person on the other side paused, and then said, "Xiao Chu, it's not that Sister Qian didn't help you. You haven't paid the rent for two months. Sister Qian made you stay in vain for so long as a benevolence. "

"Sister Qian, didn't I say that I would pay it! Why didn't you tell me to rent out the house again?"

"This is my fault, but I have already rented the house to him, and that kid also paid a deposit of 20,000 yuan!"

"Twenty thousand!" The woman paused, and then reacted, "Twenty million won't work! Sister Qian, you are like this..."

"Xiao Chu, I have a bad signal here, I will hang up first! By the way, remember to pay the rent, otherwise you have to move out!"

"money……"

Toot toot!

The landlord opposite has hung up the phone.

The woman threw the phone on the sofa bitterly, and then looked at Zhang Ziling with a joke on her face.

"Hi..." The woman greeted Zhang Ziling weakly, forgetting that she was still aggressively before.

"I owe my rent?"

"Ok……"

"No money?"

"Ok……"

"Then you still don't move out?" Zhang Ziling was merciless.

"Huh...huh? No, no, no!" The woman suddenly reacted and waved her hand quickly, "I can't move out!"

"Oh?" Zhang Ziling came to be interested, put his hands on his chest, and raised his feet on the table, "Now the house is mine. You and I have never known each other. Why should I let you live for nothing?"

The woman's complexion was extremely complex, she was obviously experiencing an extremely fierce struggle in her heart, and then her eyes changed abruptly and she stared at Zhang Ziling fiercely.

"Big deal...I...I'm here as a nanny!" After the woman said this, her face flushed.

Looking at the woman whose ears were red, Zhang Ziling's smile grew stronger and stronger. He looked at the woman and asked: "Nanny? Which kind of thing are you talking about?"