Return of the War God

"She's like a fairy straight out of a fairy tale!"

"Appeared before my eyes!"

"Brother! She is so beautiful! She is so beautiful! She is wearing a skirt and has a unique fragrance all over her body!"

"From the moment I saw her, I knew I was... in love!"

"She was even more concerned about me. She said she suddenly saw me on the roadside and thought I needed help, so she came over."

"What a wonderful goddess!"

"You are kind. When you see uneven roads, you come to ask me personally and help me up.".??.

"Everything about her is so perfect!"

"Brother, you have no idea how fast my heart was beating at that time! It was about to explode!"

"Later, she invited me to her gorgeous carriage, and ordered her men to arrange delicious food for me, and let me have a good rest. She was so kind to me!"

"It turns out that this is love at first sight!"

“We are the perfect attraction for each other’s souls!”

"This is love, brother!"

The little fat man was talking about Tumo stars flying around, his eyes full of sweetness and trance.

"If this is really love and she is your goddess, why did you come to a place like this?" Ye Wuque said directly.

"ah?"

The little fat man's fantasy was shattered by Ye Wuque's words, and he seemed to be brought back to reality, but immediately he felt a little embarrassed and said coyly again, "Brother, this is...a test!"

"The goddess said it!"

"She also believes in love at first sight, but she also believes that love at first sight is 'love at first sight'. I said I like her, she, she believes it!"

"But she wants me to prove it to her!"

"Otherwise, this isn't love at all!"

"And what is love? Love must withstand tests, ups and downs, life and death!"

"The goddess said that if I can stay in the filthiest, most secluded, most terrifying, and terrifying place for three months, then I can prove that my feelings are the purest. This is the first thing the goddess has given me. A test!”

"As long as I can complete it! I will be eligible to accept the second and third... a total of nine tests!"

"As long as I can complete all the tests without resorting to external force, just relying on my perseverance and sincerity, she will believe that I really love her, and she will believe that this is true love!"

"Now my first test is completed,

I really stayed for three months! "

When the little fat man said this, his face lit up, and his big eyes became extremely pious and yearning.

Brother Ye…

There is nothing left to say.

But he noticed the key message in the little fat man's words.

"Three months?"

"It's been three months since you came to this time and space??"

"Yes!" The little fat man nodded subconsciously.

"What did Ancestor Tianling give you?" Ye Wuque continued to ask.

"Ancestor? Ancestor told me to wait for you here! He told me that you would come back later."

"So you're waiting for me to fall in love here?"

"Hehe! Brother, love! Once it comes, you can't stop it! Love doesn't know where it starts, it goes deep!"

"Your so-called goddess, in order for you to prove that you love her, you stay here for three months. Do you really believe that this is love?"

"Of course! Brother, what you don't understand is love!"

The little fat man was categorical, with a noble and sweet look on his face.

Brother Ye couldn't help but close his eyes.

Because he was afraid that he couldn't help but give the little fat man another slap in the face.

Unexpectedly, this kid is still a love brain? ?

I really didn’t see it before!

What is this when you grow up?

Ye Wuque scratched his forehead, changed his mood, and asked a different question, "Ancestor asked you to wait for me! After waiting for me, what should we do? What?"

"Ah, I don't know this either! But my ancestor gave me something and said that I would open it after you and I meet up!" The little fat man replied immediately.

Hearing this, Ye Wuque's eyes also brightened slightly.

The little fat man touched it subconsciously, but immediately his face froze and his expression became a little embarrassed.

Ye Wuque, who was watching closely, immediately said, "Where are the things??"

"In, in my storage ring."

"Where's the storage ring?"

"T-taken away by...the goddess!"

"But brother, don't worry! This is just a test for me by the goddess.

One ring! Including the ‘Haotian Battle Armor’, ‘Wind God Boots’ and ‘Xuanming Battle Helmet’ that I wore before! I, I have left it to the goddess for the time being! "

"Because the goddess said that only passing the test with my own strength can count."

"So she asked me to hand over everything I have to her first!"

"Brother, don't worry. The goddess is only keeping it for me temporarily. As long as I successfully pass the test and return, the goddess will return everything to me intact."

"Really! Brother! You must believe me!"

Snap!

"Ah! Brother, please be gentle! It hurts! Don't do it! Brother!"

Brother Ye really couldn't bear it now!

Another solid head hit the little fat man on the head.

"So, for your so-called love, you have forgotten all the important things we need to accomplish?".??.

"Ah? Brother, no, this is love!"

Snap!

"It hurts! Brother, you can't insult my love!"

The little fat man protested weakly.

"This is not love, this is meeting Xiao Kaizi and meeting a green tea hooker!"

Ye Wuque, who was already speechless, picked up the little fat man again, went back the same way, and flew upwards.

"Ah? Brother, what is Kaizi?"

The fat man being carried asked.

"You take a pee and look at yourself, you are a Kaizi."

"I'm not! Brother, why don't you believe what the goddess says? She loves me too! She will care about me!"

"Then has she cared about you in the past three months?"

"No, no! But, she must be very busy. She is a eldest lady, and she has many things to do every day. I can understand her! The goddess must still be thinking of me!"

"Oh! I didn't realize that your boy is not only a handsome man, but also a warm man!"

"Hehe! Brother, I am indeed quite warm!"

"But Nuan Nan is standing behind the dog! You can't even be considered a dog licker. At least you can get some emotional value from the goddess by licking the dog every three days. No one cares about you for three months."

"Ah! No! Brother! You don't understand! This is true love! The goddess said that love is more than just day and night!"

"Stop talking, I forgot.

Your body is a big iron rod! If your goddess finds out, will she be scared to death? "

"Of course not! Brother, love can transcend race! You are too old-fashioned! You don't understand at all!"

"Love can indeed transcend race, but dog-licking does not distinguish between races. Moreover, you are still a big iron rod."

"Brother! Stop talking!"

The little fat man was still resisting weakly.

Soon, Ye Wuque returned to the third floor.

True God Xingdou has gone on a killing spree, razed this place to the ground, and moved all the girls trapped here out.

The whole process was completed quickly and swiftly by True God Xingdou.

Looking at all this, Ye Wuque's eyes moved slightly and he was thinking.

"It seems that small-scale, or innocuous changes to the past, killing some miscellaneous people, will not have much impact, and will not interfere with everything established in the past and future."

"Or…"

"Ancestor Tianling is endorsing us and shouldering the backlash of cause and effect..."

Through the behavior of True God Xingdou, Ye Wuque also seemed to be verifying something.

"Brother Ye."

After completing all this, True God Xing Dou nodded immediately when he saw Ye Wuque's return. Immediately, True God Xing Dou also saw the little fat man being carried by Ye Wuque.

"hello!"

The little fat man immediately said hello to True God Xing Dou politely and put on a funny smile.

True God Xing Dou immediately nodded in greeting, although she felt a little strange.

Ye Wuque looked directly at the little fat man and said, "Where is your own storage ring? You can't feel it, right?"

"Of course! It's right above. The goddess and my things are always in the 33rd floor attic above!" The little fat man answered truthfully.

Hearing this, Ye Wuque raised his eyebrows, and then smiled jokingly, "So, your goddess has always been close to you, but it has been three months and she hasn't even been able to look at you?"

"Brother, this is love!"

The little fat man was still talking harshly.

"I am the true God of pure love!"

Ye Wuque was too lazy to talk nonsense.

He directly brought Star Dou Zhenshen back to the ground, once again looked at the thirty-three-story gorgeous attic that was so close at hand, towering into the clouds, and then walked in with such a swagger.