Repugnant Gateway

The northern border of Qingzhou is the Chi River, which is the second largest river in the Central Plains of Kyushu. Even the narrowest place is two to three miles wide. The widest place is said to be almost five miles. Some people say that the Chihe River does not reach the bottom, and there is a dragon palace at the bottom of the river.

Lao Chen's family was dispatched to the coolie camp on the edge of the Chihe River. The most important work of the coolie here was to inspect and repair the embankment day after day. Old Chen's Tongxiang told him that his family was in the Motaihe coolie camp. The Motaihe is not a river, but a town. There are 5,000 troops stationed in this town and 18,000 laborers.

In addition to inspecting the levee, the coolies have to reclaim wasteland and grow food, and a large amount of food is delivered to Qingzhou City every year. The coolies are both craftsmen, farmers, and auxiliary soldiers. If there is any conflict with Youzhou, they are the first to rush up.

There are quite a few people in Motaihe Town, with tens of thousands of people there. One part is the family members of the garrison, and the other part is the locals.

When they arrived, they just caught up with the annual **** of worship.

The common people rely on the mountains to eat the mountains and the water, and the people along the Chihe River rely on this river to live their lives. The people here are all very good water, even children of six or seven years old can swim in the river. The **** of worship is a big event for the people in this area, so even the people in the coolie camp follow the light, and can watch the ceremony of the **** of worship on the river embankment under the guard of the garrison without having to work in the field.

For the coolies, this is a rare and leisurely day, even standing in that silly way, watching the dragon and lion dance in the distance, and watching the cattle, sheep and pork that they ca n’t eat all year round. Pour it inside.

Lao Chen asked An Zheng to find a place to rest, and he went out to find out for himself. He was originally from Qingzhou and his accent is still there, so he won't attract attention. It is to fight against them, one mouth can make people hear from a distance.

Du Shoushou squatted on the river embankment, watching the people happily transport the carts of pigs, goats, chickens, chickens, and ducks, and then drove them into the river.

"If I were the river god, I would be angry."

Du Shoushou pouted: "Who loves eating raw ... to be honest, looking at the lives of ordinary people in Qingzhou, I'm afraid that ordinary people's families don't want to kill their pigs to eat all year round. You said that if the **** of the rivers fell down, he wouldn't make waves, it would definitely be dead. "

Chen Shaobai glared at him: "Jie on the mouth, these people are counting on Chihe to eat and live, which is also a kind of sustenance. Bye, they will have a psychological comfort."

"I still feel wasted."

Du Shoushou suddenly laughed: "An Zheng, I have an idea."

An Zheng narrowed his eyes: "The **** I see in your eyes."

Du Shoushou: "Yeah, really, very serious."

He brought An Zheng over and laughed while speaking his thoughts. After listening to An Zheng, he couldn't help but sigh: "You don't look like, how can you be such a fat river god!"

Du Shoushou: "I don't care, I'll be a river god."

He flipped out a set of armor and put it on his body, holding the sea trident in his hand: "Look, don't I look like a river god?"

After speaking, he plunged into the Chi River while the crowd was not paying attention. There is no way for An Zheng to say that the power should be relaxed. He teleported to the river, and there were people everywhere anyway, and no one noticed how he got there.

Just as people were about to throw their sacrifices into the Chihe River, everyone knelt down and just prayed that the weather this year would be rainy, and suddenly a huge vortex appeared in the river. Following the river, it bubbled like a boil, and it didn't take long for a fat river **** with a helmet and a trident to rise slowly from the water. Anzheng snapped his fingers in the crowd, and the power of Yuanlei appeared behind Du Shou's thin body, circling around like a long dragon.

"Look, the **** of the river appears!"

Chen Shaobai shouted in the crowd, then bowed his head and knelt down: "Worship the God of the River!"

The ordinary people heard this voice and all knelt down, the scene was quite spectacular.

Du Shoushou coughed a few times: "Cough ... that, every household paid attention ..."

I feel a little soiled after saying this. After sorting out the words, I continued: "I am the **** of the river in Chihe. I felt your desire, so I came out to meet you. There is nothing else, I just want to tell you , I do n’t need these things. Cows, sheeps, pigs or something, you all pull it back. "

Some people cried like, "Master Heshen, do you think we don't have enough?"

"That's right, we are willing to offer more, just ask Lord Heshen to bless us."

"Master Heshen, I hope the Chihe River will be calm and calm this year, we will catch a few more fish."

A group of people shouted there, and Du thin and waved his hand: "You listen to me, your heart, I took it, but you people who are reluctant to eat for me, I accept it. I'm ashamed. I'm just a **** of the river, what's the name of what you received? What is corruption? You take everything back and keep it for yourself. Besides, I am the river god, I eat fish Yes, do n’t eat those things. "

He is serious.

"I am a fair and honest river god, you can rest assured that with me, I promise Chihe will not infringe you. You obediently take everything back, don't throw it into the river. You don't know, these Pigs and sheep drowned in the river and they smelled so special. "

An old man knelt there and shouted, "Hehe, this is our heart."

"Yeah, it's our heart."

"We are willing to dedicate to you."

Du Shoushou stared at the beads: "Aren't you disobedient? That line, I accepted the things, and I will rush back to you with a big wave. I look at your house, Liangtian, you don't feel distressed. . "

Chen Shaobai crouched next to Anzheng, and the corner of his mouth almost cracked: "Give him an electricity and let his **** smoke."

An Zhengpo laughed out loud and snapped his fingers. Du Shoushou was giving a generous speech, and suddenly the purple electricity behind the buttocks shocked, and then a burst of smoke rose.

"Look, the river **** is smoking!"

Chen Shaobai shouted in his throat, and the monkey couldn't get up with a smile.

"He Shen, why do you smoke ?!"

The monkey shouted coquettishly.

Du Shoushou smiled embarrassingly: "I'm angry with you! I tell you, don't take everything back, let alone **** smoke, I smoke all over the body."

At this time, a group of wild geese in the sky flew back from the south, lined up for a while, and lined up for a while. An Zheng's finger clicked, and the smoke on Du's thin and thin **** was thicker. One line of stupid characters, one line of strong characters ...

Du Shoushou coughed a few times: "I'm He Shen, don't face me."

Chen Shaobai sat on the ground with a smile, almost laughing. The monkey looked at Anzheng and said, "I have done it. Give him a face. Anyway, he is also doing good deeds. So many things are poured into the river, and I also feel distressed. The people take everything back to the right thing. I hope that after this incident, there will be no such custom in the future. "

Du Shoushou waved away the smoke around him, feeling that his **** might be black. But in such a serious time, he had to endure.

"You all remember, not only today, but in the future, you will not be allowed to send me these things anymore. This, the reason why I came out this time is because I was not the river **** last year. The last river **** was corrupt. Corruption has been taken care of, and my head has been cut. Think about it, would n’t it hurt me if I collected your stuff? You can rest assured that as long as I do n’t collect your stuff, I will continue to do this Chihe River God will always bless you. "

I do n’t know who slammed his head first: "Thank you God for your favor! We are really blessed."

A group of ordinary people followed the kowtow, all of a sudden the voice of gratitude and head crashing to the ground. Even those coolies who lined up on the river bottom to watch the ceremony, many of them kneeled down. Du Shou was content with satisfaction, standing on the river and waving his hand: "Well, it's all gone, why should we go. To get rich and work hard, we don't do these feudal superstitions, you see I am a river god, and I take the lead in breaking up feudal superstitions! "

He thinks it's almost the same, and then he has to expose the stuffing, and finally coughed a few times and said, "I'll keep looking at you here. One is to protect the people on both sides of the Red River. See if you all do good deeds and do good deeds, and whether anyone does evil or evil. Good guys, I give him good rewards. Bad guys, hum ... I let him die without a burial place! "

After he finished speaking, he began to sink, and the water turned up again.

Chen Shaobai couldn't help but sigh: "Don't you say, this hand is pretty, how did he do it evenly?"

Monkey: "Booting."

An Zheng thought about it, it is indeed possible.

Du Shoushen sank slowly into the Chihe River in cheers and thanksgiving. When he dived, his face was filled with a satisfied smile. When he entered the river below his waist, the river began to bubbling, which further confirmed the monkey's guess ...

"Look, the effluent is a splash of water, which is sprayed out of the water. When it enters, it bubbles ..."

"Du Shou Shuang can drown you in the water if he knows what you say."

The three men returned to the height of the river embankment while talking and laughing, squatting there waiting for Du Shou to return. The common people were reluctant to leave for a long time, and most of them were still kneeling on the side of gratitude. No one doubts that Du Shoushou is a fake river god. After all, that purple electric dragon looks so realistic. In this scene, the props are much more realistic than the actors.

The three people did not see Du Shou back after a while, and An Zheng's face was a little wrong. Standing up and looking at it, it was found that the place where Du was thin and deep, deep in the river, vaguely seemed to have a huge black shadow flashing away.

"not good."

An Zheng whispered, a teleport rushed towards the river.