Release that Man

Pure man! real man!

Not only must I go to the bathroom normally, but I also need to be able to get up to the top every morning to be healthy.

After experiencing the nightmare-like excretion experience last night, Ye Shuang, waking up with tears in her face, found that life can make her even more desperate ...

The old couple of Ye Ye turned around the other night, and fell asleep until dawn. Naturally, they woke up earlier than before.

I was very good at adapting to Ye Xiaodi. When I fell out of bed, I fell asleep darkly. I woke up full of energy the next day, and then I saw a handsome guy who was sorrowfully cooking noodles in his kitchen.

When Ye Xiaodi woke up, he was still a little confused. When he saw a strange face, he thought that it was a thief in the house. He raised his fist and conditioned to try to hit it. Fortunately, the handsome guy turned back before the fist was waved. He remembered in time that this was his abnormal sister ...

"Sister ?!" Ye Ye busy patted his face so that he was awake, surprised: "Why do you sleep so ugly all night?"

"..." Ye Shuang really didn't want to remember how hard he had waited for Chenbo to react to it before, let alone tell the boy how complicated and bitter mental journey he had experienced during that period: "... do your fart."

Ye Yeshuang's expression was obviously not bright, but Ye Xiaodi was excited.

This little brother carefully imagined what might happen to a normal man after waking up, and quickly and accurately found out what made Ye Shuang's face so ugly, and then finally he was eager to guess: "Sister, are you hard in the morning? ?! "

With a click, Ye Shuangqing couldn't help pinching a pair of solid wood chopsticks.

At first glance at this reaction, Ye Xiaodi's guess was verified, and then he was even happier: "That shows that you are in good health, what kind of anger is it, man ..."

Brother Ye Ye couldn't help but die for joy. There was a strange sense of glee and joy, "As long as the handsome guy is unlucky," even if the handsome guy is his sister.

"You can say clearly if you want to die." Ye Shuang threw the broken chopsticks into the trash bin, glanced at Ye Xiaodi, re-drew a pair, and continued to cook the noodles.

Brother Ye Ye just woke up from the excitement, remembering the hardness of the pair of chopsticks just now ... oh! This rhythm is wrong!

During the explanation and explanation of yesterday, because the "gender uncertainty" shocked everyone so much, including Ye Xiaodi, the three members of the Ye family basically did not notice another point in Ye Shuang's mouth, that is, Regarding the fact that this gene stock solution can strengthen the recipient's brain and body.

But after seeing Ye Shuang's chopsticks with bare hands, Ye Xiaodi suddenly found out that there were many more incredible changes in his older sister.

Hmm ... Yes, he also saw six packs of abdomen muscles yesterday. There is no reason for pure viewing.

I just spent a while working on it, and when Ye Xiaodi came back, Ye Shuang had cooked the noodles and served it out.

Ye Xiaodi, who was anxious to find out the truth, was chasing out, asking for feed and explanation.

"Sister, eldest sister! Come on, do you have a special function?" Ye Xiaodi snatched a bowl and politely fished the noodles from the pot, and eagerly asked, "such as perspective? Reading mind? Time is paused?" Can you help me to see the subject exam papers next semester! "

Ye Yeshuang is simply depressed: "You watch more on TV, it is physical strengthening, brain strengthening, packing memory, plus a side effect of degeneration ... If you like it, I will change it with you ?!"

"Okay, okay, becoming a woman can just take a bath with a beautiful woman." Ye Xiaodi sucked on the noodles happily, anyway, he was not afraid that he could change, so he put his mouth open without a burden: "But if you say so It doesn't seem strange, I think people have to have systems or abilities, and once again there is room. How can we only have one left when we get to our house ?! "

If this boy is not Ye Shuang's brother, she wants to throw him directly from the third-floor window.

After eating a breakfast, Ye's parents finally got up.

Obviously, the second old man was mentally prepared in his own room, so when he stepped out of the room and saw Ye Shuang handsome and packing his dishes in the living room with his sleeves packed, the second old man did not make the radical reaction expression like Ye Xiaodi ... ... Of course there are tangles, but this irreversible reality is probably used to tangling.

Ye Yema plunged into the kitchen and was busy making another nutritious breakfast. Dad Ye went straight to the living room and sat down, cleared her throat with a cough, and motioned to Ye Shuang to sit down in front of herself.

"Shuangshuang ..." The eldest daughter used the big nickname from an early age, and then looked at the handsome man Feng Shouxiu and the handsome man who was not so mortal just sitting in front of him. : "I mean, Xiao Shuang ..." Fortunately, the name of the daughter was good, and it is not strange for a man to use it. Otherwise, if you call it Rou, Wan, Jiao, or something ... Afraid after a while.

"..." I changed it with my nickname of twenty-four years ... Ye Shuang's face was also strange, and he had to accept under the reality: "What does dad want to say ?!"

Father Ye Ye coughed again: "I just want to ask, what are you going to do in the future?"

"In the future?" Ye Shuang lowered his head for a moment, then resolutely raised a handsome face like a Greek sculpture: "In order to restore female gender, I plan to find a good man as soon as possible ..."

"Keekekekekekeke !!!"

Dad Ye coughed and coughed a few times to interrupt the topic: "I'm not talking about this ... Of course this question is also very important, but you ... forget it, I mean I just want to ask, before you return to fixed gender, your life What are you going to do at work ?! "

Under the solemn expression of Ye Ye's father, tears had flowed into his heart.

多么 How embarrassing this question is, I knew that I should let my wife talk to my daughter.

Ye Shuang didn't know the tangles in his dad's heart now. After hearing such a problem, he began to worry: "I'm thinking about it. This body ... I don't want to talk about the inconvenience in life. I almost went to the toilet yesterday It ’s going to crash. The harder part is work ... If I take a vacation every three days ~ www.readwn.com ~ Will I get fired in less than a month? ”

As the head of the family, Ye Ye, of course, had long thought about these issues for his daughter, which is why he would now sit down and talk to Ye Shuang.

I ca n’t tell the truth. After all, such a problem is too rare. Even if Dad Ye uses his rich life experience as a reference, he can't find any practical way for the time being.

"The job must be changed." Dad Ye first determined the next tone: "You are sitting in the office, and it is impossible to lose attention for a long time. But what do you plan to do if you change jobs? You have to do it yourself. Think about it ... keke! And life problems, you can only overcome it yourself, anyway, it's your own body, don't feel embarrassed. "

"... I try." Ye Shuang should bite his teeth.

After the conversation came to an end, Ye Ma also came out of the kitchen with breakfast.

Ye Ye's dad was relieved and he went to wash his hands and eat. Ye Shuang continued to sit depressed on the sofa, feeling his depressed life.

Everyone has a love for beauty. The handsome guy's frowning eyebrows look like a heartbroken heart. Ye Shuang just sat there quietly, as if it were an oil painting. The loving mother, Ye Ma, didn't even care about eating, so she wiped her hands to comfort her beloved "oldest son."

"Frosty, don't be sad, you will change it in three days anyway." Ye Ma gently patted Ye Shuang: "Mom will take you out to buy a few clothes for a while, and I will wait for the future.

"Hmm." Feeling the warmth of his family, Ye Shuang raised his head and barely pulled a corner of his mouth, smiled, nodded and just opened his mouth, then ...

The beautiful boy looked up at the melancholy and smiling beauty and instantly hit Ye Ma, and Ye Ma fell down with a nosebleed.

Ye Yeshuang's face turned black.