Reincarnated as the butt-spanking Knight with a System

== Author Note ==

These are the special chapters to celebrate Chinese New year on 12th Feb 2021. Now, let's relax for a bit. After the Chinese New year. The heavy content will bound to come.

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"Ahahaha!! I should repay his bills later. Sorry to land the damage that hard!"

"Not needed, Lady Technoknight. Rather, I should be the one who repays the damages instead. Name the foods. I will cook for you!" The orc woman replied to her earnestly as she called her other fellow orcs to bring their meats in. It led Kuso to ask her suspiciously,

"You guys didn't torture those animals before killing them. Am I right?"

Then, Kuso looked at the dozen of female orcs who bought the well-cut red meats in the wide basket that placed on their head. And that led her to say,

"Magnificient. If someone asked me to do this. Then I would break my own neck!" While imagining that she had her neck being loosen thanks to bringing the chunks of meat. Thus, she was felt awed which led her to proceed as she said,

"That was... Epic... I have never seen this thing in my life before."

"Glad you're happy to see it. Lady Technoknight."

"Ehehehe... It's fine. I told you before that you don't have to do something like this. I have no grudge against you guys. I just merely disciplining someone. But... I have overdone it. That's the problem I have. Maybe I have to..."

"Trust what I told you before, Lady Technoknight. You can't beat yourself on it." The female orc replied to her in her soothing tone. And Kuso looked at that woman. She stated shortly as she stared at her,

"Alright then. Let's focus on it. Sorry for troubling you guys."

"It's fine." The female orc replied to her and she whistled to the gang she bought to put the meat in the order of the odd number in the left, even number in the right while the soup was still in the boiling state.

Plung!! Plung!! Plung!! Plung!!

The meat was being dripped one by one gently by the orcs. While Kuso commanded,

"Let's mix it again!"

And both of them were started to mix it again gently. Kuso explained to her,

"This cook will take two hours ahead. Stirring for two hours nonstop. If you are tired, then you can take a rest first. I will handle the others. Corona, call over those who had cut the vegetables. And Reili, call over those who had done the pre-cooking chicken and the palm oils."

"Roger." Both of them answered together. Then Kuso had continued to stir the cook in sync with the female Orc while the fairies were assisted them by balancing their weight in order not to trip when cooking. 

Then, Kuso used her system as she commanded,

"System: Enable Anti Heat protection!"

#Protection added!

And she started to climb in the wok with ease. As someone who was an expert in climbing. Climbing that red hot wok was not a big deal for her. Thus, she asked one of the fairies in yellow hair to give her the spoon. And the fairy had given her those which led her to continue by placing the spoon on the soup. 

Then, she took some drip of it and tasted it herself. Which led her to comment,

"Perfect!" And she returned to the ground while asking the orc who did the same.

"Are you ok? The heat is..."

"Damn! The taste is unique. Sweet and sour at the same time! I liked it." The female orc commented as she did the same thing with Kuso. And then, Kuso had acclaimed her braveness to climb without protection as she stated,

"That was... Epic! To be honest. I can't stand that heat without protection! But you can!"

"That's the power of emak emak*, Lady Technoknight!" The Female orc replied to her by the thumb by stated so. Then, she asked the fairies to extinguish the fire as the cook was completed. 

They kept preparing the food until four hours ahead. And finally at the time. The hours that were about to reach evening with Kuso, Reili, Corona who looked at a lot of feasts in front of them.

"Tom Yam Soup, Ayam Penyet, Sushis, Chao Guo Tiaos,** soda drinks, juices, infused waters. Hmm.. Not going to lie, Reili. This is the most epic reunion dinner I have ever made in my life."

"Ahahaha!! I never thought that we will share the same idea in the thirty***" Reili replied to her as she laughed in her cute tone. Thus, Corona replied to her,

"I never thought that this would work as well. I never thought that you were this brilliant..."

"Pin Corona down, Reili!!"

"Aye aye!!" Brak!!! 

"Woi! What are you doing?" Corona reacted shockingly as he was being pinned down by Reili which his butt had visibly seen. Then,

"SINCE WHEN I WASNT THAT BIG BRAINED, DAMN YOU BRAINDEAD GOD!" 

Then, she kicked his butt after Reili had done so. And time passed with many people who had queued up and eating together. While Kuso had tasked some medic members in that village to gather together and giving the vaccine through her invention.

One by one of them had come and left, come and left and then some of them were stays as the person who were hanging out with each other. It led Kuso to say,

"They were pretty friendly huh."

Meanwhile. She remembered her day when she was a human on the earth. She remembered that everyone has their own hidden agenda. The hidden agenda led her never being happy before with the people together. It led her to live alone in Tokyo. 

Thus, for the first time, she was delighted as she commented.

"Happy to know how they were willing to stay and happily chit chatter to each other. You won't see this at my village, Reili." 

"Is that so?" She replied Kuso with a questioning tone. And it had been intrigued her as she seemed to be clueless about it. However, Kuso was only simply waiving her by saying.

"Either way, let's enjoy this view while it lasts. And, Corona. Are those fireworks ready?"

"Ready, You just need to command them. And they will do it for you." Corona replied to her gleefully. It had made her felt ease which led her to say,

"Good. I think... It's time."

She waved her right hand and then, 

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

Piuuu!! Srrrr!!!!

"What was that?" The citizens were looking at the massive amount of fireworks being shot to the skies. 

One and other fireworks being shot to the skies. And Kuso reacted as she stated on the skies,

"I wish... I have a good family like these villagers. My first and my ever regret that had been fulfilled this year. Maybe it because that I have a rat horoscope****? I don't know. But either way, I'm happy that I can fulfil my unfulfilled wish."

Kuso looked at the skies that were being colored by the colorful fireworks. Which was following by the citizens who had looked at the fireworks happily while eating. Thus, her tears being flown. Not a saddening cry. But a touching cry led her to hug both Reili and Corona as she stated,

"Thank you for giving me this chance to host this event. I'm deeply touched with it!"

"Kuso..." Corona reacted to her gratitude... And... he patted her head who cried happily with Reili who smiled as she said,

"It's fine. You are the Technoknight. Which is why we hear you. And we love this event too... You're welcome and thank you too. Kuso."

Thus, the fireworks last for a half-hour as three of them eating together, and then, Kuso was casually talking to them while handing out the red packets as she said,

"Thank you for that help. Happy new year, everyone."

Both of them were not realized that Kuso was that nice person ever. They thought, she always being a butt-spanking maniac. But as for this time. They had seen her as a person. Not as a Technoknight who uses butt-spanking as the main plot of her. Thus, they never once doubting her anymore after what she had done at this village.

Special Chapter: End

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*power of emak emak = the power of aunties (Indonesia's slang that often being used to show motherly badassness. But, it was often being misused to discredit them. Sigh)

**Chao Guo Tiao = Singapore dishes that were made by rice which had been processed into strips like a noodle.

***thirty or usually Chinese said it as Chu Xi, is a day before Chinese New Year which was opened by reunion dinner, ancestor praying, etc.

****according to the Chinese yearly horoscope. Anyone who has a Rat horoscope will have all his/her unfulfilled wishes to be fulfilled this year.