Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Wei Xiaobao: Uh ... pull! late! Amazing my brother! (Hahaha) You can think of it!

Marshal Canopy: I wipe! Xiaobei Shangxian! You are too dirty! (Cattle fork)

Anxious ghost: This answer is no one anymore, I serve ...

Red baby: Xiaobei Shangxian! Your wife is really dirty ... but! I like! One more thing! (Smirk)

All friends: Xiao Bei Shang Xian is too talented! Really old driver! One more ... one more ... (cheers)

"These guys haven't seen the world too much, right? You can enjoy such a joke, too?"

Chen Xiaobei poked his lips and grinned: "Look at my brother to show his killer! Who else dare to call himself an old driver in front of my brother?"

Chen Xiaobei: Now that you have a strong demand, let me talk about one more! But be prepared! This question is very important! (Cool)

Members: Quiet! be quiet! Xiaobei Shangxian is about to show his might! (look forward to)

Chen Xiaobei: It is said that the three brothers were trapped on a deserted island. A few days later, the third brother wanted to cut jj to fill his hunger. The second brother quickly stopped and said, ‘SB! I'll cut it when I grow up! That's so meaty! ‘At this time, the elder brother has already opened up! The second child and the third child were surprised: ‘brother, did n’t you say that the third brother was cut? What are you doing? ’

Marshal Canopy: One serving is not enough, he wants to cut off his own too!

Bull Demon King: That elder brother is really talking about morality!

Wei Xiaobao: Yeah! What a great brother!

Chen Xiaobei: Oh, it seems that your pollution level is just that! Too tender, pure like pure water! (Cool)

Anxious ghost: Did they guess wrong? impossible? What is the correct answer?

Red baby: Xiaobei Shangxian! Seeking answers! Anxious me! (Can't wait)

All members: seek answers ... seek answers ...

Chen Xiaobei: The elder brother showed a deep smile, and said, "Put out some sauce and dip it! ’

...

Suddenly, the whole group fell into a dead silence.

After exactly three minutes, it was like a volcano ready to erupt, erupting completely.

Wei Xiaobao: Put some sauce out! !! !! My God ... I can't do it ... Xiaobei Shangxian! You are simply the Super Invincible Supreme Lich King!

Marshal Canopy: still dipping! !! !! This wife is so heavy! (Crazed)

Anxious ghost: Xiao Bei Shang Xian! I only have one word for you-service!

Bull Demon King: The old cow served five bodies! Compared with Xiaobei Shangxian, I am a younger brother!

Red baby: Xiaobei Shangxian, boundless power! Throughout generations, dominate the polluted world!

All members: Xiaobei Shangxian, boundless power! Throughout generations, dominate the polluted world!

"Well ... this group of funny comparisons! Brother didn't want to unite any filth, hahaha ..."

Chen Xiaobei was happy.

Being able to convince a group of old drivers with one's own power is also a matter of fulfillment.

Will they dare to look down on the little virgin in the future!

Wei Xiaobao: Everyone is quiet! I have something to say!

The group owner spoke, and everyone went quiet.

Wei Xiaobao: I used to think I was a super dirty person! Today, when I saw the pollution power of Xiaobei Shangxian, I found out that there are people outside, and there is more pollution outside. I am just a primary school student in the dirty world. There are still many shortcomings to learn ...

Wei Xiaobao: Here, I solemnly decide to give up the position of owner to Xiaobei Shangxian! Let him be the lead brother of our old driver group! In the future, let ’s study together with Xiaobei Shangxian and improve every day! Strive to improve the pollution level, not to shame the big brother!

All members: Xiaobei Shangxian, boundless power! Throughout generations, dominate the polluted world!

...

Ding-congratulations! Wei Xiaobao has handed over the old driver group to you!

"Uh ... what's going on ... I don't want to take the lead in big brother ... If this is passed on, wouldn't my good reputation be completely ruined, how can I play happily with Chang'emei paper in the future?

Chen Xiaobei was aggressive and was figuring out how to refuse.

But at this moment, five big red envelopes popped up on the screen.

Ding——Congratulations! Grab Wei Xiaobao's red envelope and get a high imitation Ma Liang magic pen, which has been deposited in a treasure chest!

Ding——Congratulations! Grab the red envelope of the anxious ghost and get a bottle of obedient water, which has been deposited in the treasure chest!

Ding——Congratulations! Grab Marshal Tianpeng's red envelope and get a green lotus fairy bellyband, which has been deposited in a treasure chest!

Ding——Congratulations! Grab the red envelope of the ox demon king, get a book "Grasping Wave Dragon Claws", has been deposited in the treasure chest!

Ding——Congratulations! Grab the red envelope of the red baby and get a volume of "Seventy-two Ways to Push the Girl", which has been deposited in the treasure chest!

"Lying on a big grass! Five red envelopes at once! What is going to happen?"

Chen Xiaobei was tricked, and happiness came so suddenly that he was caught off guard!

But if you look closely, except for the high imitation Ma Liang's magic pen, the others are not serious red envelopes!

However, whether it is serious or not! Red envelopes are the last word!

For these five red envelopes, why don't you take the lead in doing so?

Chen Xiaobei: What are you doing? I have no power but no power. How can I accept so many red envelopes?

Wei Xiaobao: Xiaobei Shangxian need not be embarrassed! This is the rule of our group, the administrator sends a red envelope to the group owner, and the group owner gives everyone benefits!

"Fuck! I know there is no free lunch in the world! Actually, I have to give me welfare!" Chen Xiaobei pouted his lips.

Chen Xiaobei: I wonder what benefits do you want?

Wei Xiaobao: Very simple! Just draw a moving spring palace map with high imitation Ma Liangshen's pen, and then share it with the group!

"Well ... want me to draw a little yellow book?" Chen Xiaobei almost sprayed old blood on the ceiling.

I thought that the magic pen was a serious treasure and it was dirty for a long time.

Chen Xiaobei: What if I can't draw?

Red baby: If you can't paint, you can't be the owner, you have to return the red envelope to us!

Chen Xiaobei: Uh ... just a joke, I can draw, properly, rest assured that it will be right for me!

Marshal Canopy: With the pollution level of Xiaobei Shangxian ~ www.readwn.com ~, you can definitely draw amazing works! It's really exciting!

All members: Wait for Xiaobei to go to Xianfa welfare! (greatly awaited)

Chen Xiaobei: Uh ... it's okay, I'll think about it first, and I'll find you after I finish painting!

All members: Xiao Bei Shang Xian walk slowly! We wait for you!

"Ah ... I haven't been painting since I was a kid, let alone draw a little yellow book ... can this be tidy?"

Chen Xiaobei scratched his head and was worried. The voice of his mother came downstairs and let him go down for dinner.

...

After dinner, Chen Xiaobei brought a first love peach to the hotel where Song Qingcheng stayed.

Because the room was unlocked in advance, Chen Xiaobei twisted his hand and went straight in.

But it was good. As soon as he entered the door, Chen Xiaobei's face turned red!