Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

"You bad guy ... uh ... don't hold me ... hooligan ... you're pressing my chest ... um ..."

Luo Bodi drank the piece completely, and lying on Chen Xiaobei's bed, mumbled slang.

"Sister ... Is your chest pressing me?"

Chen Xiaobei was lying beside her with an innocent expression on his face.

His entire right arm was held tightly by Lobodhi, deeply trapped between two proud snow mountains, and he could not pump out.

This girl is still writhing around, so that Chen Xiaobei's arm is constantly under astonishing pressure!

"It's really big ... so flexible ... forget it, I'll give you a hard time."

Chen Xiaobei couldn't pull his hand, and he didn't want to pull it away. He simply took out his mobile phone and opened the Three Realms red envelope group.

Nezha: Wow! Xiao Bei Shang Xian is online! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! (Three selling cute expressions)

Monkey King: Little North Brothers! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

King Yan: Xiaobei Shangxian, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! (Three smiling faces)

Chang'e Fairy: Little North Up! (嘤 嘤 嘤)

Chen Xiaobei: Hahaha! Thank you all for your blessings! I also wish everyone a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

God of Erlang: Don't say a word, the red envelope is up!

Monkey King: OK! You send first! After you post, we all follow!

Erlang God: Hey! The moon is so round today! (Pretend to be silly)

Monkey King: Shameless! Want to pit my little North brother's red envelope again! (Three despise expressions)

God of Erlang: Splash Monkey! I didn't say I had to send a red envelope. Why did you scold me? Do you want to quarrel during the festival? (Chopper knife)

Monkey King: Come! Noisy! Afraid of you I am not your grandfather! (Hook your finger)

Chen Xiaobei: Keke! Just be calm and calm! Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival. With such a beautiful view, it should be a lively red envelope! It just so happened that I got some moon cakes, and now I will give you a big red envelope!

God of Erlang: Cut, what's so delicious about moon cake? A ball of dry noodles is not rare to eat!

Howling Dog: Right! I don't want moon cakes! I want ham sausage!

Nezha: I want Wahaha AD calcium milk!

King: Don't moon cake! I want spicy bars! I want spicy bars!

Everyone: We all do n’t want moon cakes! It's ugly!

Chen Xiaobei: Really don't you guys? The moon cakes in our hometown are very different! If you do n’t try it, you will definitely regret it!

God of Erlang: Don't! No one can grab such a bad thing!

Everyone: Don't! No!

...

"This group of funny comparisons is really too shameless! See how your brother hits your face!"

Chen Xiaobei raised her eyebrows, and in the treasure box, removed the more than 300 boxes of moon cakes that she had previously bought.

Almost 10,000 moon cakes in bulk were stuffed into a big red envelope at once.

send!

Ding-Chen Xiaobei sends a red envelope in a group chat!

If it were normal, all the members in the group would be speedy, and within a few seconds, the red envelopes would have been stolen.

But today nobody really grabs it!

However, this is not surprising. They eat plain moon cakes all year round.

It was embarrassing that no one snatched the red envelope.

"No one grabs a red envelope, and no one knows that Brother's moon cake is delicious! How can he still pretend to be happy?"

Chen Xiaobei frowned.

Just then, someone in the group spoke.

Chang'e Fairy: Wow! The moon cake of Xiao Bei Shang Xian Fa is really delicious! (Three drooling expressions)

God of Erlang: Really?

Chang'e Fairy: Of course it is true! I grabbed a snowy moon cake, which tastes super good, and the moon cake is filled with fruit filling, which is very sweet and delicious! I like it so much! Thank you Xiaobei Shangxian! (Eyes are little stars)

God of Erlang: Can moon cakes still be stuffed? Who lied? I also grab a try! (Pout)

God of Erlang: Lying on the grass! !! !! The red envelope was stolen! !! !! (Three shocked expressions)

God of Erlang: You people are too credulous! He whispered not to rob, but one robbed faster than the other! (anger)

Monkey King: Stupid! When Chang'e spoke, we started to grab, and you still stupidly answered, the intellectual injury was indeed a hard injury! (Disgusting)

Monk Tang: Amitabha! This ten-ren mooncake is simply delicious! I feel my tongue bathed in the holy sunshine!

Devil King: My sauerkraut moon cake is also awesome! This sourness is almost going to heaven!

Li Bai: Your weakness has burst! My old godmother moon cake is king! Fresh on the outside and hot on the inside, my saliva has flowed!

Monkey King: My grandson's is a kiwi fruit moon cake! Hahaha! good to eat!

Clairvoyance: My one is a durian fruit mooncake! It smells so smelly, it's so refreshing to eat! Xiaobei Shangxian! I still want! Guiqiu durian moon cake! !! !! (N drooling expressions)

Howling Dog: I grabbed Jinhua Ham Mooncake! Delicious to explode! Xiaobei Shangxian is mighty and handsome! (Worship)

...

For a while, the group of friends who grabbed the moon cake began to show off wildly, as if they had gotten some rare treasures ~ www.readwn.com ~ one by one, they were all happy.

And those who did not grab, of course, had to be forced.

In particular, King Yan and Erlang had the deepest grievances.

King Yan: Niu Tau Ma Ma Xiao Yasha was grabbed, why didn't the king grab it! (Crying)

God of Erlang: Why do n’t you say that Xiaotian dog was grabbed, why did n’t I grab it! My dog, give me your ham moon cake!

Howling Dog: No!

God of Erlang: Your boy! It's itchy, right?

Howling Dog: Just don't give it!

God of Erlang: Ergou! Don't be ungrateful as a dog! Don't you forget, how did I pee and pee and pull you from a small milk dog? You stiffen your wings and you don't recognize me? It's so chilling! (Heartbreak)

Xiaotian Dog: Come on, don't say it ... Can I still give it? (sweat)

Erlangshen: It's almost the same! (proud)

Xiaotian Dog: Friendship reminder, this moon cake has been bitten by me, and it has stained my saliva.

God of Erlang: ... get away! (kitchen knife)

King Yama: Xiaobei Shangxian! Begging for moon cakes! Tears are streaming down! Roll around and ask! (Tears)

Erlang God: Xiao Bei Shang Xian! I beg you! Send out a few more months of cake! (Begging)

Chen Xiaobei: Hehe, wasn't it the loudest of the two of you just now? I do n’t want moon cakes, I just regret it now? It's late!

King Yama: Xiaobei Shangxian! I know it's wrong! Please read that I am an old foodie and send me a moon cake! Half is OK! (Crying)

Erlang God: Xiao Bei Shang Xian! Please give me half moon cake, I really want to eat it! You have to be pity me! (Work)

Chen Xiaobei: Two great gods, it ’s no use asking me! The moon cakes in my hometown are very rare food, there is no one more! I did n’t grab it just now. (Cool)