Reborn Turtle: Picked Up By Monkey King at the Beginning

On the street, Zhu Gangxian walked listlessly, he was still thinking about his own Xiao Cui, although Xiao Cui has changed his heart, but his love for Xiao Cui will never change!

Wait for me, Xiaocui.

When I come back from Kunlun, I will ride the colorful clouds and come back to marry you.

At this moment, Zhu Ganghye swore in his heart.

The four of them continued on their way.

But as we walked, the pig just noticed something was wrong!

Everyone I met on the road seemed, like, probably had a different kind of affection for Funeral Love.

From 80 to 18 years old, it is the dish of burying love.

wrong!

Funeral love is their food.

He followed Lin Fang and the three of them away for half a month.

There are no less than a few hundred people who come to chat with each other, not to mention those who are more reserved and dare not come, but only dare to stare at the funeral love.

This guy is simply an arsonist!

She was drooling when she saw the fat, thin, and charming looks.

If it were her, she would have already owned one hand and enjoyed the blessings of everyone.

But the funeral love was all rejected!

Not one left!

The movements were clean and neat, as if they had been rehearsed hundreds of times.

Um...he did it hundreds of times!

And not only these women can't resist the charm of burial love, but even those men can't resist either.

The rich can't wait to give all their wealth to the funeral.

Those who have no money can't wait to be a bull and a horse for the funeral love.

This year, it was the first time that Zhu Gangxian was so active as a bull and a horse. You can't even agree to it. It seems that it is such a glorious thing to be a bull and a horse for burial love.

This shocked Pig Ganghya!

Big eyes!

Open your mouth!

I haven't come back to God for a long time.

Especially when he saw the boxes of gold ingots stuffed into the arms of Funeral Love, he looked very annoying and didn't want it.

The pig just felt the unevenness of the world!

the same world.

different life.

The charm of this kid is a bit outrageous!

Wouldn't he be full of talent and charm?

But it shouldn't be.

Charisma at best makes one want to possess him without making one give it willingly.

These people's performance of burial love is as if burial love is inherently noble and indescribable. If you have a little relationship with him, it will be of great benefit, and this person is very charming, emotional intelligence, and personality. , the personality charm of the whole person also convinced them.

This made everyone willing to live for him and die for him.

But is there such a person in the world?

Pig just can't figure out how to live or die!

And at this moment, Fu Ai suddenly turned around and stared straight at him.

"Want to learn?"

"I'll teach you!"

Teach me?

Zhu Ganghya's eyes suddenly lit up, and without saying a word, he knelt on the ground and hugged Fu Ai's thigh.

"Master, please accept the apprentice!"

The pig just looked at the funeral love sincerely.

As for Xiao Cui, he had already been thrown into the clouds for a long time. He was a good man, how could he give up a big forest for a tree with a crooked neck.

His dream is the sea of ​​stars!

Buried love:"…"

This attitude has changed...

He looked at his trouser legs, which were covered with snot and tears, and said speechlessly: "You get up first, and I didn't say I won't accept you. Don't do this, it will not affect you well."

Pig just woke up and snotted his nose, looking at Fu Ai aggrievedly.

"Master won't break his promise?"

Funeral Love: "I will never break my word."

Zhu Ganghye only let go of the trouser legs of Funeral Love and stood up from the ground.

And when she let go of the funeral love, she felt the killing intent around her!

All the girls on the road were staring at her.

Eyes glow red!

"Where did the shameless woman come from, actually in public, in public..."

"I'm so **** off, my Taoist brother..."

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, in front of the Taoist brother, I have to be elegant and dignified, and I can't lose the big because of the small..."

"I am so envious!"

There is no doubt that the pig Gang Mane has provoked public anger!

But she doesn't care.

As long as you can become a disciple of Funeral Love, you can get the secret of his popularity.

When he comes back from Kunlun Mountain, he will also have a group of wives and concubines, and his family will be rich. What people live for is not just fame, fortune, power, and sex, all of them!

Fu Ai glanced at him, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Since you have come under my door, you can't help but choose a name."

After speaking, he looked at Lin Fang.

Lin Fang: "???"

"Look at me for what?"

Funeral Love: "It's good for you to choose a name, give him one?"

Lin Fang looked at Brother Monkey: "Brother Monkey is called Wukong, so he should be called Wu Neng."

Funeral Love: "Wu Neng? Good name."

Zhu Ganghye was a little dissatisfied.

Enlightenment?

inability!

He stared at Lin Fang, really suspecting that Lin Fang was scolding him.

Fu Ai continued: "Since you have become my disciple, then I will set some rules for you. First of all, the first rule is to quit sex, quit greed, quit anger, quit stupidity, quit anger..."

He uttered eight commandments in a row.

Pig Ganghya's head is big when he hears it, but for the future happy life.

He still nodded: "I see."

Anyway, after leaving the teacher and leaving the group, who can control him.

Promise now, and at that time, all of these will naturally be nothing.

Fu Ai glanced at him a little surprised.

"That's good."

Lin Fang raised his brows.

"Then are you called Zhu Bajie again?"

When he realized the name Neng, he just said it casually, and he didn't think that Zhu Bajie would actually come.

Zhu Ganghye: "Then I'm Zhu Bajie!"

Funeral Love: "Okay."

"Then you will be my apprentice from now on."

When Zhu Bajie heard this sentence, he was very excited: "Master is on top, please accept the disciples one, two, three worships."

And the girls around are all envious and jealous.

They want to be apprenticed too!

But it was preempted by this broad-minded woman.

After Zhu Bajie got up, he leaned forward to Fu Ai, and then poured tea diligently: "Master, drink tea."

Fu Ai was drinking tea with a very satisfied expression.

Seeing this, Zhu Bajie laughed and said, "Master, are you still satisfied?"

Funeral Love nodded: "Not bad."

Zhu Bajie: "Master, do you think he taught his disciples two tricks?"

Fu Ai nodded: "Well, then as a teacher, I will pass you two tricks."

Pig Gangyue looked excited.

Lin Fang and Brother Monkey also looked over at this time. They knew the details of the funeral, so they were even more curious.

Can this natural thing be handed over?

Fu Ai raised a finger with a serious look on his face.

"It's all about confidence."

"As long as a person is confident, his temperament will be different."

Zhu Bajie remembered with a serious look on his face. He felt that the funeral love was right, and a confident man was indeed handsome.

"Did you remember it?"

"Remember it."

Funeral Love nodded, and then there was no more.

Pig Bajie: "???"

"Gone?"

"Well, gone."

Pig Bajie: "…"