Reborn Turtle: Picked Up By Monkey King at the Beginning

Within a short time, he found Lin Fang who was playing rocks with her daughter.

At this moment, Lin Fang pointed to a big rock and asked, "You said this rock, can you move it?"

The little girl shook her head.

Then Lin Fang brought a smaller one and found another stick.

"what about now?"

The little girl still shook her head.

Lin Fang smiled at the corner of his mouth and said to himself, "Then you can try it and see if you can move it."

The little girl tried it, although she didn't lift it up, but she did pry the stone, although it was just a move and she lost strength.

Emperor Wu of the Han was a little surprised.

Lin Fang: "What's the reason?"

The little girl thought for a while, but still shook her head.

Lin Fang smiled and said, "Follow me as a fulcrum, and I can lift up the entire Three Realms."

"In theory, as long as you are in the right position and at the right angle, you can use a small amount of force to pry heavy things, so as to achieve the effect of saving effort."

"This is the first lesson I teach you, the principles of mechanics."

The little girl was a little fascinated.

Lin Fang was very satisfied with the little girl's reaction.

The best way to deal with a person who likes to get to the bottom is to introduce him to quantum mechanics, so that he will study with great concentration, and maybe he will have some achievements in the future.

And you, not only got rid of an annoying guy, but also created a talent for the country.

Simply kill two birds with one stone.

The little girl does not have nine years of compulsory education, so Lin Fang can't tell her what quantum mechanics is, but ordinary mechanics knowledge is enough for her to study for several years.

"You can do your own research first."

Seeing that the little girl had taken the bait, Lin Fang decisively chose to get away.

But when he stood up, he saw Emperor Wu of Han behind him, with a smile on his face.

"I have seen your Majesty."

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked: "Those you said are true?"

"It is true in theory, but let's not talk about where to find such a long stick. It is impossible to find such a large support, so it can only be a theoretical matter."

Emperor Wu of the Han knew it well.

Lin Fang had a bright smile on his face at this time.

"Your Majesty is looking for me this time, I am afraid it is not for this matter, right?"

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty returned to his senses and said: "You used my hand to drive away Buddhism. After a while, Chanjiao and you will have a faith battle here."

"I want to know your attitude."

He was straight to the point.

Lin Fang didn't expect him to be so direct. After thinking for a moment, he said, "The base camp of evangelism is in Dongsheng Shenzhou. Although they are preaching in Nanfang Buzhou, they are not active."

"But now that Buddhism has left, of course I am vigorously developing Buddhism."

Emperor Wu of the Han frowned slightly: "Develop vigorously?"

Lin Fang saw that he looked different, and asked, "Is there any problem?"

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty considered it, and said: "The problem is not a problem at all. I also investigated the interception education. I know that in order to win this battle of faith, you have made a lot of great benefits for the people. To the point."

"I just want to ask, aren't you afraid that the people will be insatiable?"

As an emperor, Emperor Wu of the Han was very aware of the terrible lack of human minds.

Lin Fang's expression remained unchanged.

"afraid!"

"But if it is really an insatiable request, we will not pay attention to it. We will do our best to help the people and solve their problems, but if the problem is beyond the scope, then we can only apologize."

Lin Fang's answer stunned Emperor Wu of Han.

"Once the people are disappointed, what you did before will be wasted?"

If the promise is not fulfilled, reputation will be lost.

At that time, the preaching of the interception will be affected to a certain extent.

Lin Fang sneered at this moment.

"Old Liu, my tutor understands this question, why don't you understand it?"

Just then, Brother Monkey came over, heard their conversation, and became curious, but after hearing what Lin Fang said, he laughed.

Emperor Wu of the Han was even more puzzled.

Did he misunderstand something, or was he negligent?

He went through it again in his head, no.

After laughing, Brother Hou explained: "This is actually very simple, because we will listen carefully to the requests of believers, and only we will give help."

This is afraid of shopping around.

Lin Fang really didn't worry about their insatiable greed.

Anyway, if you just ignore it, you can say it well, and we will do it well. If you don’t say it well, we will ignore you.

"Your Majesty, you must know that believers ask gods, not gods ask believers."

"And whoever has the power, who has the right to speak."

These two sentences stunned Emperor Wu of Han.

Lin Fang's meaning is actually very simple, that is, the dominant power has always been in the hands of the interceptor, so they are not worried about what water can carry and overturn the boat.

After Emperor Wu of the Han fell into thinking.

He thought of himself.

But in the end he came to the conclusion that he should have gone to bed.

When the emperor and Jiejiao were in situations that were two different things, if he wanted to learn from Jiejiao, it would be tantamount to looking for death.

Waited until the next morning.

After the Manchu dynasty civil and military came to the palace, many of them wore dark circles under their eyes.

Since yesterday, many temples and dignitaries in Dahan have been ransacked. After they got the news, they couldn't sleep well for a long time. They didn't feel a little sleepy until this morning, but it was time for them to go to court.

They went to the front of the temple with a sense of anxiety.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty sat on the dragon chair.

These ministers have different thoughts, some are heartbroken, some are worried and scared, and some are filled with righteous indignation.

Wei Qing was thinking, will he hit Dongfang Shuo's left eye, right eye, or both eyes together to make dark circles?

This question is so complicated!

Dongfang Shuo and Sima Qian looked at each other, both with wry smiles.

Maybe we will plant Weiqing in the hands of this time!

Emperor Wu of Han glanced at the ministers below, and asked with a smile: "The ministers may have important things to tell you, if there is nothing to do, then retreat."

Then the ministers, look at me, and I look at you, the last minister stood up.

"Your Majesty, you shouldn't drive away those monks. Wouldn't that offend Buddhism? If the Buddha blames it in the future, how can I afford it?"

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "It's okay, there is a heaven against it."

The minister suddenly didn't know what to say.

Then a minister stood up: "Your Majesty, Buddhism has many believers among the people, so the people will complain."

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "In this way, it must be eradicated as soon as possible."

The minister also stopped cooking.

Then a minister stood up and said, "Your Majesty, acting so recklessly is really misguided. Today, I am going to make your Majesty change his mind. If I can't, I'll hit and die here."

Dongfang Shuo and Sima Qian suddenly lit up.

They didn't have the courage to kill them, but they had the heart to block a few punches with each other, and it was great.