Reborn Turtle: Picked Up By Monkey King at the Beginning

Lin Fang nodded unexpectedly.

"if not?"

Sima Qian was going crazy this time, he had never seen such a lack of vision.

No, Lin Fang is not a human being at all.

Don't you know how to find a step down?

Even Emperor Wudi of Han Dynasty became serious, and he could be seen as a joke just now, but now you have openly insulted the Han Dynasty, how could you be calm.

But without waiting for him to speak, Lin Fang blurted out: "Of course I don't care about it, I always care about it."

The Emperor Wu of the Han dynasty swallowed what he had said.

"Ahem!!"

He coughed involuntarily.

Lin Fang glanced at him and said with a smile: "We monsters are different from human beings. We are born to be raised, free, and hate **** the most, so the etiquette of your human race is ridiculous to us."

"For example, now, many of the people present want to swear."

"But you won't do that."

"Because it's impolite."

"But our demon is different. We can say whatever we want, and do whatever we want."

Lin Fang paused, scanning the hundreds of officials present.

The hundreds of officials dodged their eyes.

"But this doesn't mean that we are ignorant and shameless. We are also shy, angry, and emotional. Parents raise children, and children report to their parents."

"Except for the difference in identities, there is no difference between us and you."

Lin Fang's voice became heavy.

The expressions of the hundred officials present were even more weird.

They naturally heard what the Monkey King did on the road, and they also heard what Lin Fang meant.

We are no different.

But you kill my compatriots, sell goods, and even develop a complete business chain. Some people hunt and kill, some process, and some sell, for people to eat, drink and play.

You are here to mention courtesy, justice and shame, are you worthy?

Sima Qian opened his mouth, but didn't say a word in a daze.

He suddenly understood how Dongfang Shuo pretended to be asleep today.

At this moment he also wanted to pretend to sleep.

Brother Monkey glanced at the hundred officials present, and took a mouthful of disdain.

Emperor Wu of the Han frowned slightly and changed the subject: "The two come from afar, do you want to waste time on this kind of verbal argument?"

"I have prepared a banquet for the two of you, please move."

Lin Fang waved his hand at this time and said, "It's not in a hurry. Let's talk about business first."

Emperor Wu of Han's brow furrowed even tighter.

"Business?"

What business can you do?

Regarding the matter of interception and preaching, he has directly agreed.

This time Lin Fang and the Monkey King came over, and it was only the nominal upper-level leaders to meet, exchange feelings, eat and drink, drink, and brag about each other.

There should be no business.

But at this moment, Lin Fang suddenly showed a treacherous smile.

"Your Majesty, are you short of money now?"

Can it be missing?

Although Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty had a lot of merits, none of these can conceal the fact that he was militant.

Attacked the Huns many times, forcing people to move.

This war is fought for money.

It seems that the big man is now rich and powerful, and the people are prosperous, but there is really not much left in the hands of Emperor Wu of the Han. This is because his father left him with a wealth of money to toss.

Emperor Wu of Han wanted to hold on.

But after thinking about it for a while, he confessed it frankly.

After all, this matter is not a secret in North Korea.

Just the few people in his court, all of them are human spirits. Even if you don't know how much money is in the treasury, you can guess the military expenditures a little bit.

"Then do you want to make money?"

Emperor Wu of the Han was stunned again: "Are you planning to negotiate business with me?"

Lin Fang shook his head and said, "I am not responsible for the business. Let's talk about it later."

"What I told you today was a windfall!!!"

Emperor Wu of Han was even more confused.

Windfall?

Damn it, don't you want me to rob?

Dongfang Shuo couldn't sleep anymore when he heard the words "Winner". He opened his eyes suddenly and shouted, "Your Majesty, we won't make this windfall."

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "..."

"I haven't agreed yet."

Dongfang Shuo: "Oh...it's embarrassing. Would you like to agree now, Your Majesty?"

Emperor Wu of Han: "Get out!"

Dongfang Shuo responded, then ran out of the court, walked all the way out of the palace, and went home to sleep.

In this court, he couldn't stay any longer.

The hundreds of officials present were stunned.

Damn it! !

Good operation! !

Then they looked at Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.

How could Emperor Wu of Han didn't know the thoughts of these people, he became angry, and just wanted to shout out, but when the words came to his lips, he swallowed it back.

He rolled off with this sound.

It is estimated that there are only three or two big cats and kittens left.

The hundreds of officials looked at your majesty's words and swallowed for a while, and their faces were inevitably disappointed.

Emperor Wu of Han was already out of anger.

But his ability to regulate emotions will not be enough.

Soon, he recovered his calm.

"The windfall you are talking about is..."

Lin Fang opened his mouth.

As soon as he wanted to speak, Sima Qian next to him yelled: "Your Majesty, I won't make this windfall."

This time Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty didn't even explain, he blurted out.

So Sima Qian carried the skirt, ran out numbly, sat in the carriage parked at the gate of the palace, and went home to sleep.

In this court, he couldn't stay any longer.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "..."

The remaining hundred officials: "This is all right?"

Emperor Wu of Han took a deep breath, then took a deep breath, barely squeezing out a smile.

"you say."

The remaining hundred officials said in unison: "Your Majesty!!!"

"To shut up."

Baiguan: "Oh~ (wronged

Why do they shout, you just get out; we shout, you just shut up?

This is a double standard! !

Lin Fang also twitched the corners of his mouth.

He didn't laugh at all, but after taking a few breaths, he explained: "This Buddhist temple will collect a lot of land, population, and wealth. If you destroy Buddhism, don't you have money?"

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "Is this the windfall you are talking about?"

Lin Fang nodded.

"Is there a problem?"

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty dismissed: "How much money can a group of poor monks who need relief from the people have?"

"You don't want to tell me."

When Buddhism came to preach, he also studied Buddhism.

The final conclusion is that although the teachings of Buddhism are different from Taoism, the business model is similar to that of Taoism, and it is to build a temple to be enshrined.

So he naturally brought Taoism into it.

And as we all know, Taoism is built on mountains where birds don’t shit, and life is simple.

Even some ruthless experts just stopped eating.

Not to mention money.

Money is something outside of the body, and it is worthless compared to cultivating immortals.