Reborn Turtle: Picked Up By Monkey King at the Beginning

"Hehe, what? I suddenly felt that my clothes were confiscated at home, so I won't go."

Lin Fang wanted to run away.

It won't work if you don't run! !

After this, I really went to the Zixiao Palace. If Yuanshi Tianzun was upset, he would slap him and beat him into a half-body discomfort, and he would call someone to reason.

Zhenren Tongdi glanced at him.

"You stay."

"As the body said, the others can not come, but you can't."

Lin Fang: "..."

What else can he do?

The saint has spoken, he can't help but give face.

Madam Taiyi stood aside, looking at his sad face, and suddenly felt very comfortable! !

Ah~~

You also have today.

Long live Master! !

He patted Lin Fang on the shoulder, with a smile on his face, and said, "Oh, what's wrong with Lin Daoyou? His face is so ugly? Is there something wrong with his body? Does it matter? Don't be a young man. Died young."

Lin Fang: "..."

If you want to curse me to death, just say it straight, don't make a fool of yourself.

Master Taiyi feels really cool, no wonder Lin Fang is so cheap, it turns out that he feels so cheap.

"Don't be angry."

"We will be partners in the future."

"I care about you."

Lin Fang's face was even more ugly.

Zhenren Tongdi didn't give them a chance to speak more, he flicked his sleeves, and then disappeared with the people.

When Lin Fang and the others recovered, they were already in a magnificent hall.

The hall was brightly lit.

Outside the temple thunder flashed, darkness shrouded, countless gray fog surging, and the sky full of thunder, giving people a sense of oppression of destruction.

Lin Fang looked curiously.

This is the Zixiao Palace.

Brother Monkey also looked around curiously.

Compared with the appearance of the two of them who had never seen the world, Taiyi real person, Antarctic immortal Weng, Guang Chengzi was much calmer.

After all, although they had never been here, they heard Yuanshi Tianzun talk about it.

So it's no stranger to here.

In front of them, there are three old men.

Lin Fang shrank his neck subconsciously after looking at the old man sitting on the right.

Yuanshi Tianzun! !

Yuanshi Tianzun also looked at him.

Real Taiyi and the three of them stood silently.

Only Brother Monkey subconsciously pulled out the golden cudgel and stood in front of Lin Fang.

Lin Fang was moved.

Brother Monkey still speaks of loyalty.

But he is no longer the little tortoise that needed the protection of Brother Monkey. He can now protect himself, so he also stepped forward and stood beside Brother Monkey.

When Yuanshi Tianzun saw this scene, a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"I heard you plan to talk to me?"

Lin Fangcai's courage disappeared in an instant.

He narrowed his neck.

"Then what, you must have heard it wrong, I'm planning to ask you for advice."

"Oh~~"

Yuan Shi Tianzun made a sound of something.

He continued to ask: "I heard, you still call me old man?"

Lin Fang was even more confused: "Nonsense, why are you old? You are always young and handsome. The lights in this hall can't cover your brilliance..."

Lin Fang just blew the rainbow fart down.

The corners of their mouths twitched! !

This Nima...shameless.

This is the first time they have seen a monster that blows rainbow farts so loudly.

Yuanshi Tianzun also looked at Lin Fang, not to mention the rainbow fart blowing down, not only did he lose his breath in his heart, there was actually a little bit of coolness in his heart.

But he didn't say anything.

Lin Fang didn't say anything when he saw that he naturally didn't dare to stop.

then……

He just kept blowing, just blowing.

It was only when his mouth was dry that he stopped.

"In general, you are in my heart, that is definitely a tall and magnificent image, and the small admiration for you is as continuous as a torrential river."

"Woo~~"

Lin Fang was a little tired from what he said, and took a few breaths.

As for the real Taiyi and them, they all looked at Lin Fang blankly. Lin Fang's uninterrupted, non-repetitive rainbow fart was simply amazing.

Even Brother Monkey smashed his lips.

good! !

Lin Fang looked at Yuanshi Tianzun cautiously.

Yuanshi Tianzun was still expressionless.

He waited for a while, seeing that Lin Fang really couldn't blow it out, and then he said, "You have something to ask me?"

Lin Fang nodded, but then shook his head again.

"Aren't we all partners? How can we ask for it."

"This is help."

He looked embarrassed.

Yuanshi Tianzun looked at the embarrassment on his face, always feeling that it was the tears of a crocodile.

He then asked, "Then what do you want me to help?"

Lin Fang chuckled and said, "I didn't fool around in order to develop believers... Bah! I made a lot of promises, some of which are not easy to complete, so..."

Yuanshi Tianzun understands.

This guy is a thief! !

Although the interpretation of education and the interception of education are already in a state of cooperation, Lin Fang's promise is still a state of drawing a big pie.

You haven't cashed out anything yet, so you plan to let me help.

Isn't this the empty glove white wolf?

However, he didn't resist Lin Fang's behavior. He dared to empty his white wolf. If the pie can't be fulfilled in the future, it would be very miserable.

Lin Fang is not the kind of demon who only looks at immediate benefits.

He dared to do this, but it shows that he has the confidence to honor the pie he drew.

So Yuanshi Tianzun waved his hand and said boldly: "Then tell me what you asked for, and I will do it for you."

As a saint, is there anything in the Three Realms that he can't do?

No! !

No matter what Lin Fang's requirements are, he can meet them.

As a small group of beings at the apex of this world, standing on the apex of the pyramid, he still has this confidence.

Lin Fang smiled brighter when he heard this.

"It's actually nothing, that is, I promise that believers will have preferential treatment when they go to hell."

"But I have nothing to do with the underworld here, so..."

Before he could finish these words, Yuan Shi Tianzun's expression suddenly became embarrassed.

The self-confidence just now disappeared.

He felt like he had fallen into a pit.

And it's still a deep pit.

He is a sage, he is the existence of this world standing on the apex of the pyramid. Nothing can hardly stop him, but the underground palace is an exception.

This matter...he really can't handle it.

Yuanshi Tianzun suddenly thought of the way he was ridiculing the Master Tongtian just now.

This is really feng shui in turn.

And the Lord Tongtian on the side couldn't help but smile a little at this time.

He patted Yuanshi Tianzun on the shoulder, and said, "I'm sorry, I am bragging, and I need you to help with the aftermath. You are such a good person. I have blamed you all these years."

Yuanshi Tianzun: "..."