Rebirth: The No.1 Dandy

"You just slept in the first class! Say, what did you do last night? Did you read another night's martial arts novel?" the old lady's tone was quick and angry, like a machine gun shooting.

Xiao SA remembered. Isn't this Xiao Qiming, his math teacher in high school? The old lady's knife mouth and tofu heart are really good to the students and her teaching level is also very high. She is one of the few teachers who can be remembered by Xiao SA. Xiao SA has visited her alma mater many times after she joined the work. The old lady must be more than 80 this year. How can she still have classes in the classroom? I'm dreaming. Xiao SA pinched his thigh and shouted with pain.

Xiao Qiming scolded: "Ah, what? Crazy! Xiao SA, you let me down! Do you remember what rank you entered our liberal arts class 55? You're the first in the grade! But now you're the last in the grade! I really admire you! In a year, you've regressed from the first to the last in the grade. You're a genius! You didn't call your name wrong, Xiao SA, you're so natural!"

"Teacher, his name is Xiao silly, silly fool!" A classmate sitting in the front row of Xiao SA turned around and looked at Xiao SA with a smile. Xiao SA remembered that his name was Liu Ge. He was his classmate in high school. His grades were terrible. Later, he didn't even pass the preliminary examination. After graduating from high school, he went to the Municipal Grain and oil machinery factory to work for his father. His father was not old enough to retire, but he retired in advance in order for his son to work smoothly Retired. The Municipal Grain and oil machinery factory is a state-owned enterprise. It has a golden job. It envies many students who can't go to college and come from rural areas.

Xiao Qiming grabbed a book from Xiao Sa's desk and smashed it on Liu GE's head: "don't laugh at monkeys. Rabbits don't have tails! You're not a good thing! If you come second to last, you'll have a face?"

Many students laughed at Liu Ge. Liu Ge was thick skinned and not angry. He bent down and picked up the book that Xiao Qiming had just hit him on the head. After reading it, he shouted with great exaggeration: "Wow! Shoot the carving!"

Xiao Qiming snatched the book from Liu Ge. It was really Jin Yong's biography of Shooting Heroes. He was even more angry and pointed to Xiao Sagan's iron can't become steel tunnel: "Are you still reading martial arts novels? You're enchanted! Don't you know that you're a senior three now? You're going to take the college entrance examination in less than a year! You're not Liu Ge. If he can't go to college, he can take his father's job and still get a golden job. What do you have? Your parents are farmers. Do you want to work in the countryside all your life? Are you going to be angry with your parents?"

Xiao SA pinched his thigh again to make sure that this scene was not a dream. He was actually sitting in the classroom of class 55, senior 3, Tanzhou No. 1 middle school. It was the golden autumn season. The familiar tall osmanthus tree outside the window was full of golden osmanthus, and the ground was full of English guests and fragrant.

Rebirth. He's reborn!

I meet you again in the falling flower season.

Last night, because he made a lot of money in the stock market, he was proud. He had a barbecue with several old friends in a small street shop, boasted and farted, drank a few cups of wine, got a little confused, went to sleep when he got home. Unexpectedly, he woke up and went back to the past.

Xiao SA looked at Xiao Qiming and smiled foolishly. Now the old lady was even more angry and frustrated: "are you funny? Tomorrow is the first senior three month exam. If you want to get the last one, call your parents, or you won't come to school. At least it's my Xiao Qiming's student. I can't afford to lose this person! I haven't taught a student who eats duck eggs!"

Xiao Qiming tore the "shooting carving" into pieces, tore it to pieces and smashed it hard on Xiao SA. Only then did he turn around and return to the podium.

Xiao SA looked at Xiao Qiming's back and his nose was sour. How could I be reborn? What kind of dog blood drama is this?

What about my family that has gone through thousands of hardships, talked thousands of words, traveled thousands of mountains and rivers and tried every means to take care of it? What about my wife? What about my children? What should they do when I'm gone? How can they be reborn if they live a better life?

With a long sigh in his heart, Xiao SA returned to reality, stretched out his foot and kicked Liu Ge sitting in the front row of him. He whispered, "pot shovel, what's the date today?"

Liu Ge replied with some surprise, "you really slept silly? Today is the 26th, September the 26th."

Xiao SA thought carefully in his heart. He took the college entrance examination in 1986 and now entered the third year of senior high school. It was 1985 and September 26, 85, the day of his rebirth.

Is there anything special about this day? Xiao SA seriously recalled it, but she couldn't remember anything. Thirty years later, where can she remember such a small thing?

Xiao SA shook her head and focused her attention on the podium. She saw that old lady Xiao was explaining a three-dimensional geometry problem. Xiao SA listened, opened the book and looked back and forth. She was happy. High school mathematics is still those things: trigonometric function, plane geometry, three-dimensional geometry, analytical geometry, number series... These things are just a piece of cake for Xiao SA, who has two world memories A dish, especially not long ago, I tutored my son. But my son trained him and sent him to Tsinghua University. The math college entrance examination score was the same as that of my college entrance examination, but my son was 150 and I was 120. At that time, the full score of Chinese and mathematics was 120 and that of other subjects was 100.

Xiao Sa's grades in all subjects were excellent in his first year of high school, especially in mathematics and chemistry. Almost every big exam was the first in the school. Xiao Qiming just said that it was realistic for him to rank first in grade. But when he was a sophomore in high school, Xiao SA chose to read the liberal arts class, which made the teachers and students of the school lose their glasses. The reason is very simple. His goddess went to the liberal arts class. As for whether the goddess is a loser or not, he Regardless, the young man's passion became so crazy that it was so dark. But the end was very tragic. In his sophomore year of senior high school, Xiao SA wrote many love letters to the goddess. The goddess didn't reply to a letter. Finally, Xiao SA couldn't help but secretly find an opportunity to confess to the goddess on the spot, but the goddess refused him.

Xiao SA collapsed, abandoned himself, and fell in love with martial arts novels. From then on, he never recovered. As a result, his grades were terrible in the final exam last semester. He simply ate duck eggs in two courses and shamelessly became the last but one in the grade. It's not that his grades really regressed so fast, but that he was not in the mood to take the exam. He didn't take the exam at all for two subjects and recorded 0 points. He also dealt with several subjects at will. What's more ridiculous is that he didn't answer a question on one test paper, but filled with the name of the goddess and made a big joke in the whole school.

Xiao SA scanned the whole class with her eyes. There was no mistake in her memory. As expected, the goddess still sat in the third seat in the third row of the classroom.

Xiao SA sighed in her heart again. She didn't know what magic she had, but she was so fascinated and madly in love with her!

"Xiao SA, come up and solve this problem." at this time, Xiao Qiming called out on the podium. The old lady was obviously very dissatisfied with Xiao Sa's sleeping in in the first class and deliberately wanted to punish the bastard.

Xiao SA was stunned. Liu Ge gloated back and smiled at Xiao Sa: "Empress Dowager Xiao called you. Why don't you go up quickly?"

The students joked that Xiao Qiming was called empress dowager Xiao. Liu Lanfang's review of the Yang family general was in full swing two years ago. Among the villains was a vicious empress dowager Xiao of the Liao state. A student who was tortured by Xiao Qiming's test papers and homework gave her the title and soon spread it. The students privately called Xiao Qiming, only she didn't know.

Xiao SA got up and slapped Liu Ge on the back of his head when he passed Liu GE's seat. Liu Ge screamed. Xiao SA had already stepped onto the podium.

The whole class looked at Xiao SA sympathetically. This guy has to stand punished by Empress Dowager Xiao again!

Sure enough, when Xiao SA stood in front of the blackboard, picked up the chalk and stared at the questions on the blackboard for no more than three seconds, Empress Dowager Xiao snorted coldly: "don't know the answer, right? Don't know, just stand aside and look carefully. I'll ask someone to help you answer. Dai Xuewen, come up and tell him how to answer."

Dai Xuewen, the study committee member and mathematics representative in the class, heard Xiao Qiming call him to stand up immediately and was about to go to the podium, but saw that Xiao SA had brushed his answer on the blackboard, so he went up and sat down. He stared at Xiao Sa's back angrily and said coldly: "it's strange that you fool can do this three-dimensional geometry problem. Wait to make a fool of yourself!"