Rebirth of the Great Era 1993

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Seeing his brother-in-law saying these weird words without blushing and heartbeat, Ouyang Yong next to him opened his mouth and his outlook was shattered!

The usually polite brother-in-law actually has such a side?

shocked!

Astonishing!

Zhang Xuan was too lazy to pay attention to these idiots. After recording the sound, he listened to it again and the effect was okay.

But the momentum is slightly lacking.

After thinking about it, he recorded it again.

Listen again, the tone is terrible! Hate it! This is the effect he wants.

Zhang Xuan didn't know if this thing would work, but he gave it a try with the attitude of treating a dead horse as a living horse.

Anyway, Yang Yongjian's home court is in the county seat. This is just a temporary position. Now that it has been so smeared by other businesses, what else can we worry about?

Walk back to the booth, turn up the speaker volume as loud as possible, and turn it on full blast.

The next moment!

The jokes that are out of this era are like the eruption of a volcano. The sound of explosion is like the roar of thousands of troops and horses, and the mountains collapse and the ground cracks, which is shocking.

At that moment, the passers-by around the farmer's market looked sideways as if they were under a spell!

The people going to the market were turned to stone!

Yang Yongjian was confused!

Sun Jun was dumbfounded!

The same thought flashed through their minds involuntarily: What the hell is this? What the hell is this!

After listening patiently, Yang Yongjian hurriedly pulled his sleeves and couldn't help but ask: Who did you learn this set from?

Zhang Xuan rolled his eyes: Over there in Guangdong Province, I heard it by chance at a street stall.

Yang Yongjian asked anxiously: Will it work if I scold him so rudely?

Zhang Xuanshun glanced at him and asked, Do you have a better way now?

Yang Yongjian's eyelids drooped due to being choked, and he was speechless.

She had seen how Zhang Xuan set up a street stall, his eloquence, his emotional intelligence, his courage, and his ability to observe people's emotions. She and Sun Jun were thousands of miles away!

During these days, she and Sun Jun wanted to learn but couldn't, so they could only be convinced in their hearts.

Seeing that the girl in front of him was knocked out by him in one round, Zhang Xuan stretched proudly and said slowly:

Let's try it first. Anyway, you didn't sell a few items all morning. It doesn't matter whether you succeed or fail, right?

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The loudspeaker was played, and at first the passers-by just watched curiously, as if they were watching a peep show. I just don’t want to buy clothes.

This made Zhang Xuan's heart beat.

But he didn't turn off the speaker and insisted on playing it, shamelessly!

At the same time, he pulled Ouyang Yong aside, who was gloating about his misfortune and watching the show, and asked quietly: You often go to town, do you know anyone here?

Seeing his brother-in-law glaring at him, Ouyang Yong quickly put away his playful expression and tried to pretend to be serious: I'm an acquaintance, why are you asking?

Zhang Xuan took out a hundred, stuffed it into his hand and said, Go and help me find more than a dozen people to buy clothes for me, preferably all of them are sisters-in-law.

Hearing this, Ouyang Yong's eyes widened. He originally wanted to ask a lot of questions, but seeing that his brother-in-law was impatient, he could only keep the story short:

Does this work for you? Don't end up wasting money.

You just go, why are you asking so many questions?

Ouyang Yong stopped asking. Knowing that his attitude towards the theater had made people dissatisfied, he stuffed a hundred yuan back into Zhang Xuan's hand, and ran into the rain again, heading straight to the place where he played cards at Shimen Station.

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The trumpeting continues.

This miserable scene did not change until the afternoon, until Zhang Xuan secretly asked Ouyang Yong to find more than ten people to buy clothes.

These days, rural aunts and sisters are all like this. When someone joins in to buy something, everyone likes to watch it and watch. Then they follow what others say. When someone says it is good, they will buy it in a daze.

Starting at 2pm, the stall was packed with people!

Zhang Xuan was forced to retreat again and again by these aunts, and finally he was squeezed out of the circle.

Ge's clothes seem to be wider than that?

It's a pretty wide dress! The style is good-looking, and the color is just right for my youngest sister to wear to junior high school. It's just right.

This seems to be a brand product, like the commercial on TV.

The one in your Hong Kong is from the Montagut advertisement, right? Ge's clothes are from that brand.

This boss Huang He is not a nice guy. He actually took his sister-in-law away with him.

Isn't it just running away with my sister-in-law? Well, have you heard that there is a gray man named Liang in Shangcun, who holds his daughter-in-law in his arms and takes a bath? It would be a big scene.

Hahaha... The old ladies laughed together.

Listen to a few verses, it's like being in the bathtub for half an hour.

Bah! How shameless. That woman mustn't have been squealing like a pig for half an hour.

Oh yo, yo big yo rough!

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Grandma is a bear! These dirty bitches, my feet are almost swollen from being stepped on.

Seeing that the clothes were getting less and less, Zhang Xuan directly ordered Sun Jun: Old classmate, while my brother-in-law has a motorcycle, you should go back with him and get 200 more clothes.

good.

Sun Jun sweated with his right hand and followed Ouyang Yong happily.

Sunjialong is only 4 miles away from the town. If you go there quickly, you can come back quickly.

As soon as the 200 new clothes landed, they were snatched up by more and more old women.

Now there is a phenomenon: everyone is gathered here, and then more and more people come around curiously.

Some people buy it, and then more and more people follow suit.

A knowledgeable person said that these clothes were comparable to those in stores in the city, so I ordered several pieces at once. Then everyone followed suit.

All 200 pieces of clothing were gone in less than an hour.

This time, there was no need for Zhang Xuan to greet him. Ouyang Yong had already taken Sun Jun back quickly. He made several trips back and forth and brought 500 items over.

crazy!

These dirty bitches are crazy!

The people at the entrance of the farmer's market went crazy, grabbing clothes like crazy.

The whole afternoon was crazy!

At first, the people in the nearby stores were still watching the excitement. Later, when they saw that these adults were being unreasonable, they couldn't help but squeeze in and buy a few items.

From 2 pm to 6 pm, Zhang Xuan and others kept moving and were so busy that they didn't even have time to take a sip of water. They didn't dare to breathe boldly until there was no one in front of the stall.

After wiping the oil on his face and the sweat on his neck with his sleeve, Zhang Xuan asked Yang Yongjian, who collected the money and kept accounts: Yongjian, how many pieces did you sell today?

So many! Yang Yongjian was so excited that his hands trembled, and he spat and said, 714 pieces! We sold 714 pieces!

Yeah! Upon hearing this encouraging news, Sun Jun, who has short legs and big teeth, jumped up with excitement!

Zhang Xuan looked at this idiot and laughed out loud.

While Yang Yongjian was sorting out the loose change, he sincerely praised: Zhang Xuan, you are so awesome!

Zhang Xuan nodded sheepishly: Awesome!

Yang Yongjian looked at him with a smile, Yeah, awesome!

Zhang Xuan teased her: I want to say: Zhang Xuan, you are so awesome!

Yang Yongjian raised his eyelids this time and silently concentrated on counting the money.

After she finished counting the money, Zhang Xuan asked: What's the turnover today?

Yang Yongjian held his bulging pocket tightly in the palm of his hand, lowered his voice and said, 6,369 yuan.

Ouyang Yong, who had not interrupted at this time, couldn't help but shout a series of: Are you selling so many in a day? How much money can you make by setting up a stall? You can make more money than me by driving a motorcycle!

Zhang Xuan smiled and explained: How is it possible? If street vendors could make so much money, everyone would be setting up street vendors.

This batch is just an exception. Because the price is really low, there is such a considerable income. I will never get clothes at this price again.

As he spoke, he made up a lie to confuse the source of the goods.

After packing everything properly, Ouyang Yong took Sun Jun and his clothes back to Sunjialong.

After cleaning up the garbage on the ground, Yang Yongjian suddenly said to Zhang Xuan:

Zhang Xuan, you must be very hungry. I'll invite you to a restaurant.

For the first time in more than ten years, Zhang Xuan was surprised to hear the words go to a restaurant from this girl:

Did I hear you right? You are actually willing to go out to a restaurant?

Yang Yongjian forced a smile, then calmed down his expression and said solemnly: Thank you for always helping me. I should have treated you to this meal a long time ago.

Seeing that she was serious, Zhang Xuan also put away his playful mood and said with emotion:

We have known each other for 12 years, so there is no need to talk about these nonsense.

Yang Yongjian looked into his eyes and said, I will always keep your kindness in mind, but I still want to thank you today.

I know this girl’s character, she is a donkey.

The old man was too lazy to talk, so he pointed to the Qian Yuejin Chaos shop across the road: That's okay, I happen to be hungry too, so just treat me to a bowl of Chaos, a big one.

Across the street, Yang Yongjian stared at the graceful figure of the landlady surnamed Qian for a while, and finally became speechless: Zhang Xuan, you are such a bastard, you really can't change your mind and eat shit!

Zhang Xuan didn't take it seriously, and smiled cheekily as he walked: Don't talk about me like that, this is our only hobby.

Yang Yongjian criticized: Can't Mi Jian and Shuang Ling satisfy your hobby?

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Zhang Xuan rolled his eyes and was embarrassed to say: How do you, a little girl, understand the true nature of a man?

ps: Please read it! Please read it! Reading has dropped too much these days.

Thanks to Guangbei Smida for being the helmsman of this book.

Thanks to Song Dahei for being the deacon of this book.

Many thanks to other old comrades for their tips.

Oops, it took more than 20 days of saving before two big guys made me miss them like this.

This book is still missing a hall master, a master, where are you guys who have made a fortune...

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