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Upon hearing that Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng were about to appear, the audience immediately applauded.

Everyone who has seen the crosstalk said yes, word of mouth has long spread, plus Xu Yiyang is really the number one character of China Overseas, so when he wants to debut, his classmates are naturally enthusiastic.

As a result, Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng stepped onto the stage in coats.

Before taking office, Xu Yiyang whispered to Chen Meng: "I'll just say a few words to warm up the field later, and you'll follow the basic way of praising and follow me to say two words. When we are hobbies, we start to work directly from there. "

Chen Meng was very spiritual, and after practicing many times with Xu Yiyang, he immediately understood what he meant, so he nodded and said, "I know Brother Xu, rest assured."

At this time, the students who were busy setting up had quickly ran up and put up the table and the microphone shelf.

Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng walked to the table, and the audience continued to applaud.

Xu Yiyang adjusted the angle of the microphone and deliberately sighed with a bitter face: "Oh, this is just the first time I play, I am particularly stressed."

Chen Meng hurriedly started improvising: "Why are you so stressed?"

Xu Yiyang said: "Look, our program is performing cross talk, what art is cross talk you know?"

Chen Meng said: "I know, crosstalk is the art of language!"

Xu Yiyang shook his head and said seriously: "Crosstalk, in the final analysis, it is an art that makes people happy."

"The two of us came to the stage to make more than 10,000 students, teachers, school leaders, and school staff happy. The best thing is to make them laugh after listening to our crosstalk. This is our success! "

Although Chen Meng didn't know what the burden was behind Xu Yiyang, he still made a sudden enlightenment and nodded, "What you said makes sense!"

After talking, I thought to rush back to the topic and asked Xu Yiyang: "You haven't said yet, why are you so stressed?"

Xu Yiyang gave him a glorified look and said, "Oh, you know, our task is to make everyone happy and make everyone laugh, but we haven't played yet. And, I just watched it in the background. The audience below laughed back and forth, and some of the students laughed at their noses. Can you say that I am not under pressure? "

As soon as Xu Yiyang said this, the audience burst into laughter.

No one expected that Xu Yiyang had been paving for a long time in order to kick off the performance just performed by Li Haiyang and Ma Bingbing!

This is the live link in the crosstalk, which is improvised directly according to the actual situation on the spot.

As soon as Xu Yiyang came up, he lost an impromptu baggage. In everyone's view, this baggage was really awesome!

Chen Meng did not expect that Fenghuan turned around Li Haiyang. He smiled on the spot and said, "It turns out that your pressure came from here!"

"Yeah!" Xu Yiyang nodded and said seriously: "Look, we are talking about the show just now, everyone is still laughing very comfortably, we can see how much cola the show just has!"

With that said, Xu Yiyang gave an exaggerated thumbs up.

Chen Meng said with a smile: "Yes!"

Xu Yiyang paused, then looked at the audience and said, "Look, everyone laughed, and you laughed, but do you know why I didn't laugh?"

Chen Meng shook his head: "I don't know, why don't you laugh?"

Xu Yiyang said seriously: "I am professionally trained. On the stage, no matter how funny I am, I will not laugh unless I can't help it."

After finishing speaking, Xu Yiyang raised his head and looked up and smiled: "Ha ha ha ha, sorry! The show just now was so funny, I can't help it ..."

As soon as Xu Yiyang's second baggage came out, the audience burst!

Many of the classmates ’tears came out, and the two burdens were improvised as soon as they came up. This also surprised everyone with the speed of Xu Yiyang ’s reaction and his ability on the spot.

At this time, after the audience's laughter ended, Xu Yiyang said: "Everyone has some hobbies, such as Brother Li Haiyang. I can see that Brother Li Haiyang must be a person who particularly likes singing."

"Ha ha ha ha ..." The audience laughed again.

Chen Meng knew that when Xu Yiyang talked about hobbies, this was the serious crosstalk.

In front of the scene is to play live, to mobilize the atmosphere, but to really enter the job of "I want to travel" is to cut in from a hobby.

So, Chen Meng hurriedly asked: "Then Xu Yiyang, I would like to ask you, do you have any hobbies?"

Xu Yiyang said seriously: "My hobbies are also very extensive. I love singing, dancing, changing, and practicing."

"Really?" Chen Meng asked, "Do you have such a wide range of hobbies?"

Xu Yiyang waved his hand: "I haven't finished speaking yet. I still like many cultural aspects. I love the dance, the poetry, the astronomy and geography, and the foreign famous books!"

Chen Meng asked in surprise: "So many of you like coming here?"

"Come here!" Xu Yiyang said seriously: "I have studied a lot of this classic masterpiece, celebrity calligraphy and painting. For example, there is a big painter in the Northern Song Dynasty called Zhang Zeduan, do you know?"

"Yes! This is a great painter, who doesn't know?"

Xu Yiyang nodded: "The" Picture of a Tomb in Qingming "painted by Zhang Zeduan, I honestly like it very much."

The audience suddenly laughed again.

Xu Yiyang continued: "It describes the scene of the funeral of the little widows at the time of Qingming in the Northern Song Dynasty ..."

Another burst of laughter!

Subsequently, high-energy and nuclear energy appeared one after another.

When Xu Yiyang talked about the "national dance without clothes", many people offstage laughed.

Because Xu Yiyang and Chen Meng had a perfect start on the stage, the more they talked, the more comfortable they were, and the easier they were, the better they were in good condition, so the "laughing fruit" felt by the audience was more intense.

Moreover, Xu Yiyang's two appearances are now available, which perfectly complements the time of the last program vacated. The rhythm of the entire game is particularly well grasped, and the time is completely pulled back to the normal planning arrangement.

When the audience laughed, Li Haiyang was behind the stage, in an unmanned corner, with his teeth clenched and his face black.

He was going to hate crazy in his heart, and his face was as hot as a slap in his mouth.

The meticulously planned cross-thousand-year performance is so complete!

Not only did he fail to raise his image, but he stepped directly into the bottom!

The point is that this is an important party in 1999 that spans 2000 years!

In life, it is impossible to meet the second one, such a time window of significance for the times.

Just as the whole country celebrates the whole country, he has lost such a big face in front of more than 10,000 people!

How do you face the teachers and students of the school in the future?

I really want to die!

Ma Bingbing said nothing.

She has always liked Li Haiyang, and it can be said that he is one of his fans ~ www.readwn.com ~ It is because he likes him that he is willing to cooperate with him in this kind of show that completely accompanies him, but unexpectedly, the show went to another one. The opposite direction.

Looking at the beloved boy's unwillingness, she summoned the courage, touched Li Haiyang's hand, and comforted: "Ocean, don't go too far in your heart, and then tell everyone that the accompaniment is wrong, everyone should understand."

Li Haiyang opened her hand anxiously and said in disdain, "Don't touch me!"

Li Haiyang knew that Ma Bingbing liked himself very much, but he had no interest in Ma Bingbing.

Ma Bingbing is very general, short and dark, and usually Li Haiyang is too lazy to talk to her.

If it were not for knowing that Ma Bingbing was dead to him, Li Haiyang would not find her to sing this song.

However, the chorus smashed the pot, so Li Haiyang didn't like Ma Bingbing's eyes. When she touched her hand, she felt as disgusted as being taken advantage of.

Ma Bingbing thought he was the reason for his bad mood, so he was not angry at all when his hands were knocked off, but said very thoughtfully: "I will tell everyone that it is a misunderstanding."

Li Haiyang asked angrily: "Misunderstanding? Can misunderstanding eliminate the face I just lost? There is that **** Xu Yiyang, shit, he dare to ridicule me even when he came on stage, isn't he **** against me?"

Ma Bingbing said helplessly: "He said everything, we have no way!"

Li Haiyang gritted his teeth and said in a cold voice: "My mother now wants to know what is wrong with the accompaniment! I am obviously looking for my part recorded in a male voice. Why does it become a female voice? This **** is not logical!"

Ma Bingbing subconsciously said, "Will someone estimate you to be punished?"

"Full me?" Li Haiyang frowned, "You mean, someone changed the accompaniment?"