Rebirth in the leisurely life of the red age

"Pfft!"

"Hey hey hey!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

Seeing that the master and apprentice were doing nothing serious, everyone in the courtyard finally couldn't help it and started laughing.

Their faces were already dark enough, but they got even darker...

Yi Zhonghai wiped his face, looked at Jia Dongxu and asked in a deep voice: "Dongxu, what's going on with this smoke?"

The guy next door to him has never smoked once in eight hundred years. It's a rare occasion for him to be filial to his disciples, and he even got a big bang in the face!

If Jia Dongxu hadn't been bombed too, he would have had to clean up his house today!

Jia Dongxu looked blank, looked down at the cigarette handle that was blown into pieces in his hand, and said slowly: "There are... firecrackers in it?"

As he said that, he turned around and started looking around, but there were still pieces of firecrackers everywhere...

Li Yuan also shook his head and said in denial: "It looks like a whip, but how can firecrackers be blown up cleanly? There will definitely be debris on the ground. Take a look, are there any on the ground?"

Everyone lowered their heads and looked for it, and sure enough they didn't see it.

Xu Damao was the most cunning and obedient, and he immediately guessed that there was probably Li Yuan's hand and tail in it. He rolled his eyes and chuckled: "Yes, it's definitely not a firecracker! Dongxu, if there is a whip in this smoke, there will be something in it." Empty it, this amount is not right."

People around him nodded repeatedly. Yi Zhonghai stared at Li Yuan, then looked at Xu Damao, and asked: "Then what do you think this explosion is?"

Xu Damao laughed dryly and said: "I don't know about this, sir, don't ask me. I've been standing here and I haven't touched Dongxu's cigarettes."

Silly Zhu scolded: "I don't know what you said!"

Xu Damao squinted and said, "Yuanzi also said it, try scolding him!"

Li Yuan smiled and said, "I may know a little bit, but not much."

Silly Zhu hurriedly said: "Tell me, tell me!"

Li Yuan frowned and said: "I once heard an interesting story from a cattle herder. If there are too many cattle, the cattle shed will often explode. Why? Because the cattle gather together, breathe, fart... and squeeze If they are together, a spark can detonate. If the first man and Dongxu smoked too hard just now, and they exhale naturally too hard, it may be possible... By the way, there is another point, in the room at home , if the flour is sprinkled, it is the kind that splashes all over the sky, there must be no sparks, it will explode."

Now everyone understands the dust explosion.

Big Brother Maozi taught...

Wang Cailiang felt confused again and said: "That's not right. This dust explosion happened in a closed room. Let's stand in the courtyard... Also, what does it have to do with cow farts?"

Fu Laosan suddenly laughed. He thought of something but didn't say it.

Xu Damao and the others also became happy and thought of something, but they didn't say anything.

Then everyone around burst into laughter.

Jia Dongxu trembled all over, looking at Li Yuan with eyes as sharp as a knife, filled with unforgettable hatred.

Li Yuan was still cheerful and said: "It's just a little idea, not much, and it may not be accurate. Logically speaking, it should be firecrackers, but there is no firecracker debris found around. As for what it is, Dongxu, how about you Go to the supply and marketing cooperative and ask? What kind of cigarettes are you buying here? You can't suffer a bomb in vain, right? Oh, I told you, stop smoking, quit smoking, smoking is harmful to health. You don't listen..."

After saying that, he walked to the stove with a smile and waited for Silly Zhu to cook, preparing to steal his master's advice.

As for the master and apprentice Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu, it doesn't matter anymore.

At this moment, even if Banggeng got mad and stood up to admit it, he would not admit it.

Because there is no evidence, I don’t even know how to do it...

"Silly Zhu! Let's start cooking!"

The second uncle, with his hands behind his back in his bangs, walked out of the backyard with square steps and looked arrogant and gave instructions.

He asked Silly Zhu to cook for money, so of course you're welcome.

Silly Zhu just moved his eyes away from the old man's face. Last time, his face was confused and looked like a hozen. This time, he turned into a chimpanzee. Phew!

Turning back and glancing at Liu Haizhong, Shazhu said: "Second uncle, it's agreed that we'll handle it as six tables?"

Liu Haizhong nodded and said domineeringly: "Six tables! Let's go to the two tables in the house first. Deputy Factory Director Sun will be coming soon, so don't delay."

Silly Zhu sneered and said: "There are only two tables of food, how can I delay?"

After that, start taking action.

Liu Haizhong was startled when he saw Yi Zhonghai. His little eyes widened and he stammered: "Old...Old Yi, you...what are you..."

Damn it, why did Lao Yi become so dark and impermanent?

Yi Zhonghai turned around and went home without saying a word.

Jia Dongxu was also full of resentment, and he lowered his head and returned to the room. As soon as he entered the room, he saw Banggeng sipping water. Jia Dongxu glared and shouted in a low voice: "What are you drinking?"

Banggeng saw Jia Dongxu's face and said carefully: "Drink sugar water."

Jia Dongxu's pupils shrank and he asked, "I've finished all the candies at home, where did you get the candies?"

Banggeng said: "Uncle Yuanzi gave it to me, red shrimp cakes!"

Jia Dongxu felt that a surge of anger was about to break through Tianling Gai. His eyes were splitting and he roared: "Did Li Yuan ask you to touch my cigarette?"

Banggeng shook his head repeatedly and said: "I didn't! When Uncle Yuanzi gave me the candy, my grandma and my mother were both there. He just brought me a candy and didn't do anything."

Speaking of this, he was so happy that he suddenly understood the reason why Li Yuan had just told him not to go there until he saw his grandma talking.

It turns out that I can find a reliable person to prove it right now...

Uncle Yuanzi, so awesome! !

Sure enough, Jia Zhang, who followed, said: "Dongxu, you really misunderstood Yuanzi this time. He heard that Banggeng gave me the candy he grabbed, so he gave him another candy. At all, I didn’t mention cigarettes!”

But Jia Dongxu experienced great joy and sorrow today. It was so exciting that he couldn't listen to it.

Yixin thought that his cigarettes had been tampered with, but his cigarettes were left at home. Who else could have tampered with them except Banggan?

Seeing Banggeng looking at him with side eyes, unconvinced and even disgusted, Jia Dongxu became furious, raised his hand and slapped Banggeng, causing Banggeng to fall to the ground and burst into tears.

Qin Huairu was heartbroken, and said angrily, "What are you doing? You have been made useless outside, and you can't come back and vent your anger on the child!"

Jia Dongxu pointed at her and scolded: "If you don't earn any money, you can't raise your children well. Do you still have the face to call me?"

News of Jia's family spread, and most people were watching.

These days, which family doesn't quarrel, and whose couple doesn't fight?

No one took it seriously.

Li Yuan, too, crossed his arms and cheerfully reminded Silly Zhu, who was full of worry: "Brother Zhu Zhu, cook well and stop arguing for a while. The second uncle is not done with you."

Liu Haizhong came back to his senses, and immediately said sternly: "Silly Zhu, you are not allowed to mess with me!"

Silly Zhu said impatiently: "I know, I know! I can't ruin your good deeds!" But he still asked Li Yuan: "Yuanzi, you are still a fellow countryman, just looking at you? You told me last time that you can't look at you. The people of Qinjiazhuang are constantly being bullied."

Li Yuan said with a smile: "Brother Zhuzi, is there something wrong with you? A couple is quarreling, how can I get involved in it? But then again... Second uncle, Dongxu is not giving you face today.

Today is a great day for Guangqi, and it is also a great day for your family, the second uncle. Their family doesn't fight anytime, so today is the day, isn't it plausible?

Look, you and your distinguished guests are about to arrive soon. You see the mess in the courtyard. Wife-beaters beat their wives, and children-beaters beat their children. The leaders thought you were too popular and the neighbors wouldn’t give you any help. Where is your face? "

Xu Damao agreed with a horse face: "That's right! Jia Dongxu looks down on you and the third uncle on weekdays, and only listens to the first uncle. For those who don't know, they think there is only one uncle in our courtyard."

Yanbu Gui couldn't help but said: "That's true. The key point is that we shouldn't make such a fuss on today's day. The deputy factory director, workshop director, etc. will be coming soon. Looking at the fuss, this is not Scan your face?"

Liu Haizhong was so aroused that he almost had a cerebral thrombosis. His whole face turned red, and he put his arms beside his body like a crab. He walked to Jia's house in a few steps, walked in, pointed at Jia Dongxu with his hands raised high, and roared: "Jia Dongxu , What do you want to do, huh? Tell me what you want to do? If it’s against you, pay back!”

Li Yuan, Xu Damao, Yan Bugui, Yan Jiecheng, Fu Laosan, Zhang Laifu and others followed behind, as if supporting the second uncle's army.

Jia Dongxu's heart skipped a beat when he saw this scene, he calmed down a lot, and asked, "Second uncle, what do you mean?"

Liu Haizhong was even angrier when he heard the words: "What do I mean? I want to ask you what you mean!"

Xu Damao made a "tsk" sound and said in a strange tone: "Dongxu, the unit leader invited by the second uncle will be here soon. Are you deliberately giving eye drops to the second uncle when you are shouting to kill him here?"

The old Yan family has always been at odds with the old Jia family. Yan Jiecheng took the opportunity to add insult to injury and said, "Absolutely. He is afraid that the second uncle will fall into the eyes of the leader, become an official, and surpass the first uncle."

Li Yuan looked at this kid in surprise, good guy, this level is good!

At such a young age, he knows how to kill and kill people!

The second uncle was originally just a matter of face for a better life, but how could the issue of face be more important than the second uncle's future?

Upon hearing that Jia Dongxu had such vicious thoughts, Liu Haizhong could no longer control the rage in his heart. He used the unique boxing technique he used to discipline his two sons at home, stepped forward and punched Jia Dongxu in the face.

Liu Haizhong is a seventh-level fitter, and his hands are very strong. If this punch is firm, Jia Dongxu will be concussed, and the matter will become a big deal, which will not be fun.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, Li Yuan stepped forward to press on his elbow, pressed down hard, and his fist finally landed on Jia Dongxu's shoulder.

Even so, Jia Dongxu still let out a scream, and his right arm drooped...

Liu Haizhong also woke up. Looking at Jia Zhang who was screaming and rushing towards him, he couldn't resist it for a moment. His face was scratched and he said "ouch" and saw blood.

Li Yuan was so busy that he led others to push Jia and Zhang away, and persuaded loudly: "Forget it, forget it! Aunt Jia, we are all neighbors. It just so happens that you and your family of three come to my place to get acupuncture tonight." . Ouch, I’m really worried about this courtyard house!”

Xu Damao looked at Li Yuan who was working so hard with complicated eyes, and felt a little cold in his heart: This person is really bad and loves to play, and he really can't be offended.

Just as he was thinking this, he saw Li Yuan suddenly turning around and giving him a crooked smile...

Damn it, Hun'er almost flew away from him.

"What's all the fuss about?"

Although the great master’s voice will be late, it will not be absent after all.

After the crowd outside made a way, Li Yuan wiped the sweat from his forehead and complained: "Master, why are you here? Come and see, if I hadn't stopped you today, something big would have happened!" "

The corners of Yi Zhonghai's eyes twitched and he said, "What's wrong?"

Li Yuan pointed at Jia Dongxu, who was hanging on his arms and said: "Dongxu, as soon as he got home, he started beating the child. It's a pity that the boy was so young. He was beaten until he was rolling all over the floor. Even Aunt Jia couldn't stop us. We Hearing Aunt Jia yelling, she hurried over to help break up the fight, and saw that he was about to beat Sister Qin again... How could the second uncle, such an upright person, watch such a thing happen and ask him to stop. What happened next... If you can’t raise it, that’s what’s happening right now.

But fortunately, when the second uncle was teaching Dongxu a lesson, I stopped him from being slapped in the face and slapped him on the shoulder instead. He was treating Dongxu like Guangtian and Guangfu, and his own son was nothing more than that. But Aunt Jia didn’t want to, so she was scratched..."

Fu Laosan, Zhang Laifu and other residents in the courtyard were numb after hearing this. They all looked at Li Yuan and were speechless.

This...this can still be like this?

However, thinking about it carefully, it seems that they are all right.

After all, this man is considered an honest man. He encouraged the second uncle to come over and even settled the matter for the second uncle...

The Jia family really didn't know why the second uncle came so angry just now. It was all explained by Xu Damao and Yan Jiecheng.

At this moment, Jia Dongxu was trembling all over, his eyes were splitting as he looked at Li Yuan, his tongue was numb with anger, Beier was stiff and couldn't speak at all.

Li Yuan said with a smile: "Dongxu, you too, when can't you beat your wife and children, but now? I just said that the deputy director will be coming soon, didn't you listen? What if the leader sees it? How can I have a good impression of you if I beat my wife and children at home? You are an apprentice of an eighth-level worker and you will have a bright future. The second uncle is stopping you for your own good!"

Yi Zhonghai's face was as gloomy as the bottom of a pot, but when he looked at Banggan who was hiding next to Qin Huairu and was still crying, Lao Gao, whose face was half swollen, and Qin Huairu who also had tears on his face, he felt very angry. After seeing his useless disciple, he turned around and left, left, left...

Jia Dongxu was completely dumbfounded and heartbroken when he saw it. He couldn't believe his eyes and kept his chin raised motionless. Only in this way could he ensure that the tears would not fall...

"It's gone, it's gone..."

Li Yuan started to worry again. After waving the crowd to disperse, he casually took out two more fruit candies from his pocket, handed one to Banggeng and the other to Jia Zhang...

Seeing her mother-in-law actually taking over, Qin Huairu almost collapsed, let alone Jia Dongxu, her mind went blank!

Li Yuan said with sincerity and relief: "Dongxu, how big of a thing can't you think about? It's just some small accidents, and it's all over with a laugh. How can a man still not be able to take a joke? Aunt Jia and Sister Qin love you so much. , Bangge is so well-behaved, Xiaodang is so cute, and there is a master who is an eighth-level worker as his master, tsk tsk, among the young people in our hospital, who doesn’t envy your life?

Look at you again, you don’t think about the good all day long, and a small thing that doesn’t go your way can cause such a big fuss. Dongxu, although I am a firm materialist, I still advise you to learn to cherish blessings. If you don’t cherish this blessing, blessing will not cherish you either. People's hearts are made of flesh. You have to be kind to others and be filial to Aunt Jia, and then people will be kind to you. "

After saying that, he said to Jia Zhang who was slurping candies with Banggeng: "Aunt Jia, don't be afraid. Bring her with you in the evening. I will connect the bones and put a few needles in, and it will be fine in two or three days at most."

Mrs. Jia Zhang nodded and said: "Yuanzi, what you said is so good! Isn't our Dongxu the first in the courtyard?" Seeing Li Yuan smile half-heartedly, he quickly added: "Of course he can't and None of the young people in our hospital want to compare with you. Yuanzi, please talk to our Dongxu more in the future. You study a lot and are smart, huh? Auntie will even make shoes for you!"

The feeling of pity for the child is also touching.

Li Yuan's eyes narrowed, he sighed, walked to Jia Dongxu, touched his shoulder, and suddenly exerted force. After Jia Dongxu screamed, Li Yuan patted his shoulder and said, "Okay. Dongxu, be good." Be filial to your mother."

After saying that, he turned around and left, but he still reminded him before going out: "Aunt Jia, don't forget to make shoes for me!"

In the cold wind of early winter, a majestic figure disappeared at the door of Jia's house...

Alas, I am still too kind and easy to be soft-hearted...

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