Rebirth: I Want to Surf

Hahaha!

Outside the recording studio of the radio station, several people leaned forward and back together happily. Dapeng went to a teahouse to listen to the scene before, and he still felt so happy when he heard it again, he really found a treasure!

He is a professional host, he knows cross talk, and he knows Guo Degang's routine as soon as he listens to it.

This is the so-called three vulgar cross talk in small theaters, old jokes plus popular memes, with a little edge. But Dapeng didn't care. The more people who study traditional folk art deeply, the less they care about the scale.

As mentioned earlier, old artists are more or less yellow, and Exploring the Qingshuihe is a yellow song.

On the contrary, he thinks it is very good, because it is fresh and close to life. The audience has suffered from cross talk stereotypes for too long and urgently needs a new trend.

Good job!

Hard!

Three people, Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Zhang Wenshun, recorded two passages and praised them respectively. Lao Guo came out and waved his hands in circles, feeling uneasy in his heart, and asked, Is it okay if I say so?

What's the matter?

Chicken, wheat shop, you can't talk about it on TV.

Dapeng said with a smile: It's not allowed on TV, but on the radio. The scale of the radio station is too large.

Anyone who has heard of radio stations knows it, especially emotional chat programs. The audience called in, one said I cheated, the other said I was cheated, chatting and chatting with details:

My daughter-in-law took the photo below and showed it to other men...

Then the host sprayed: Your daughter-in-law is so shameless. If you let her show her breasts, she will show her breasts, and if you let her be photographed, she will be photographed. You still have no affection for her. Let's say something bad, are you cheap?

This scale is too big.

Guo Degang was relieved when he heard this, and he got close to Dapeng again, and Balabala said something. Dapeng is a very professional host, just to do a good job of the show, he took over politely.

Finally, when he was about to leave, Lao Guo couldn't help but ask, When will we be able to broadcast this?

There are arrangements for the last few episodes, and they will be aired next month.

Next month, hey, okay!

The three left, and Yu Qian went to drink first. The two of them were together, and they were very excited, because I had a feeling whether something would be accomplished or not.

The two of you started chatting on the bus, and Zhang Wenshun said, If it happens this time, what are your plans?

I have no plans for now...

Lao Guo paused, and said: I took out the contract yesterday, and went through it carefully again. To be honest, I regret it.

What do you mean?

I am very grateful for Mr. Yao's rescue and help, but I was too excited at the time. I saw the contract yesterday...

Lao Guo scratched his head and said: Although he doesn't get involved in Deyun Club, all the commercial performances and ticketing of Deyun Club will be taken care of by Mr. Yao...I didn't cross the river and tear down the bridge, I thought it was a bit sloppy at that time.

There are misfortunes and blessings, and blessings and misfortunes. Everything has two sides. If you didn't accept it at the time, you might not be able to live now.

That's true.

Does Mr. Yao have any follow-up plans?

It is said that it will be promoted on the radio for a while, and after a period of time, two new episodes will be recorded to attract the small theater and fill up the venue first.

Okay, it's quite safe. I don't think he is such a person who shows his teeth and claws. Now that we have come to this point, let's do it steadily.

After some enlightenment by Zhang Wenshun, Lao Guo also followed suit a lot.

Old Zhangtou is the head of the Deyun Society. He can still take care of it when he is alive, but it is a pity that he left early.

…………

Blink to November.

The ginkgo trees in the capital are turning yellow, and there are many tourists on the ginkgo avenues everywhere, and they don’t wear thick clothes. A sweater and a coat are enough.

The capital is in the Guan, so it is not as cold as the Northeast. November is like late autumn, and it starts to feel like winter in the second ten days of the month.

In the afternoon, a bus station in Haidian.

A passenger turned his back to the street and looked at the large advertisement on the platform: Mai Wo, My World! Voting for the first online original song contest is about to close. From now until December 20th, voters can choose a ringtone and get free Balabala...

Below is the URL.

Passengers looked very carefully, they should have checked Maiwo.com, looked at it for a while and turned around, but the bus hadn’t arrived yet. He checked the time, didn't wait any longer, and reached out to hail a taxi.

Where are you going?

He mentioned a sunny place, the distance is not close.

The car started and ran over the slightly cold streets of the capital. There was no heating at this time, and the weather was dry and clear. After driving for a while, the driver tuned the radio to Happy Tea House, which played a cross talk by Hou Baolin:

Come and general name!

Tang General Qin Qiong! Who are you?

Han General Guan Yu!

It is the old joke Guan Gong Fights Qin Qiong.

The driver was happy, but he also complained: Happy Teahouse is nothing else. I play these things every day, and I can memorize them all by heart.

Then what? Leader colon? asked the passenger.

Hey, I don't like this, I dare not let it go now.

Taking a taxi is like talking to the airwaves. You are still reluctant to let go of the chatter all the way, and you are embarrassed to ask for money. Sorry, there is no word, the whole process is boring.

As soon as the two of them started talking, they knew they could chat. The driver said: The cross talk used to be so good. You can get whatever you want, and a hundred flowers bloom. Now it's all a routine, like stereotyped essays. It's easy to come out with a strange soldier. Just nodded, Hey! I was eunuched by those grandsons!

Yeah, when Dabing Qizhi wasn't very popular, his work was really interesting, but when he became popular, it wouldn't work.

There are so many people who are popular! Especially don't go to the Spring Festival Gala. If you want to ensure quality, don't go to the Spring Festival Gala.

Is this over?

Not at all, the Spring Festival Gala is not what it used to be, and you won't be allowed to say anything, and you're just looking for castration yourself.

Including TV cross talk, what is that thing called, a while ago there was a cross talk contest, I watched the whole process to the end, good guy, it’s like folding a basket.

While chatting, Dapeng's voice came from the radio:

Recently, many friends have responded that our jokes are too old and we are tired of listening to them. We have always aimed at the audience's wishes, and worked hard to find new jokes, and we really found two.

This is a folk art troupe. The performers are Guo Degang and Yu Qian... Please enjoy their work Buying Mian Cha below.

Buying Noodles Tea is an old joke, and almost no one talks about it now.

But the driver had heard it, and thought it was according to the script, and heard a few words that were wrong. Why did Iraq come out?

I'm rich now...All the boxed lunches of the US military, I supply...the company commander goes up, tomato eggs, the company commander goes down, pepper and potato shreds...

Ha ha!

The passenger laughed: Isn't this news?

News? Really?

Well, it's true!

Many of Lao Guo’s stalks come from the news, such as selling boxed lunches, the protagonist is a young man named Liu Lei, who works in IT in Shenzhen. The Iraq war broke out this year, just look at it like we did, but people have a strange mind and went to Iraq to open a restaurant!

He opened a Chinese Dragon restaurant in the local area, and when Phoenix Satellite TV went to the battlefield to interview in September, it also interviewed him...

The driver listened to Buying Noodle Tea for a long time, and the ramblings were completely different from what he remembered, and the jargon was not suitable for his work.

But it doesn't matter if you don't work, it sounds funny and fresh!

A kind of Korean fried chicken is popular nowadays, brushed with tomato sauce, half a chicken sells for 140.

I've been looking for it, and someone told me, where is it, the wheat shop!

Do you have any chickens here?

Shh... that's me!

Take me to a small private room. It doesn't look like a place to eat... The waiter also came in, locked the door, and turned off the light... The next morning, it's sunny!

Hahaha!

The two of them couldn't stop laughing, wheat shops and hair salons were too familiar to people in the capital, but they suddenly caught the driver's laugh, watching a car slowing down and waiting for a red light in front of them, whoops... bang!

Good guy, tailgating!

(besides……)