Rebirth: I Want to Surf

After all, Sun Xiaozhi didn't choose to restart, he wanted to play until the end first.

The current charging model of Legend of the Merry Jianghu is a single subscription, 30 cents for ordinary replies, and 2 yuan for individual replies.

Because of the need for interaction, the game sends one, or even two, and the user returns one, all of which have to be paid to the mobile communication fee, and one is 10 cents.

Therefore, the minimum cost of SMS games is 20 cents, and this communication fee must be earned.

The Legend of the Merry Jianghu will cost about 44 yuan to finish all the main and branch lines. But if you follow the guidelines, the easiest way is to just complete the main line, which only costs more than 20 yuan.

Sun Xiaozhi played for more than an hour, got a copy of the most common peerless cheats, a most common magic weapon, and passed the level for the first time.

But after clearing the customs, another article popped up:

Please enter your screen name, check your history and ranking, and reply xx to blah blah... this article is 2 yuan.

Fly on the grass!

You have defeated 12 martial arts masters, your unique skill is Sorrowful Wind Sword Art, your magical weapon is the Bishui Sword, you have met 3 confidante, and your reputation is a generation of heroes.

You are ranked 798th on the Jianghu Billboard, and the top ten are Balabala!

Your comprehensive score is 32, with 5 unlocked branches, 11 unlocked characters, and 15 unlocked props. Please continue to work hard. Reply xx to view non-hidden branches, characters, and props... This article costs 2 yuan.

Fuck!

Sun Xiaozhi, a self-proclaimed game master, was slapped in the face.

There are still 5 branch lines, and 11 characters... He tried hard to recall again, and felt that he had played it all!

Just as I was about to reply, I suddenly received another message: Five years into the sky, on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, the boy chasing the wind took the lead in unlocking the S-level hidden companion——Little Dragon Girl, congratulations!

...

This hated Sun Xiaozhi is a bit stupid, his favorite is Xiaolongnv!

He pressed the button with his fingers, but he dared not play again, because he reckoned that he had already spent dozens of dollars, and if he played again, he would be beaten to death by his mother.

And he searched in his mind, who in the class has a mobile phone?

Immediately dialed several numbers.

Hello? Sixth, what are you doing? Looking for a game... Haha, I just recommend you one, you can play it with your mobile phone, I just tried it and it's okay.

Hello? The monitor... recommends you a game, you can play anything! Great!

If he was able to surf the Internet, Sun Xiaozhi went to BBS to communicate, and suddenly found a friend, and immediately said: Have you cleared the level, and how much is your score?

I've played it three times and the highest score is 75.

You are awesome, I only have 32 points.

Then you must have followed the guide, how many girls are you?

3.

Hey, I'm one.

Why are you only one?

Don't bear it! I met a Miao girl, who gave me a double life Gu, and said that I would love her for the rest of my life. God lied to her, and then she died to save me. I can't bear it, anyway. The ending is to grow old together. Hey, Yunniang, did you save her?

The first one was saved, but I reopened it at that time, and this one couldn't be saved.

Oh, after saving Yunniang, he will pretend not to know you, for fear of being blackmailed by you, but the kid will give you his favorite treasure, a rattle.

Tsk!

Sun Xiaozhi was depressed, what about a game like this, but why did he want to play it more?

After communicating for a while, the squad leader hung up the phone and said that the overall situation must be unlocked.

Sun Xiaozhi gritted his teeth and reopened while pitying his mother's phone bill.

Most people who play games are addicted, this is called collecting addiction, what cards, characters, props, events, looking at 99/100 makes me feel uncomfortable.

…………

night.

Sun Xiaozhi turned on the desk lamp, sat at the desk, and wrote and drew in the notebook. Those who didn't know thought he was studying, but in fact he was recording each selection node of the game, and then what kind of plot would be triggered.

It's addictive to tinker with this stuff.

If you don’t fall in love with math classes, let you calculate output, defense, and how to get the maximum optimization value of props. You are better than Newton.

If you choose to go to the back mountain in Green Willow Villa, you will bump into Jiangnan Hero, his wife and senior brother...

Sun Xiaozhi paused his pen, his face constipated. When he unlocked this branch line for the first time, the feeling was indescribable.

I didn't marry you because he likes wives!

He was very surprised, who is the hero who designed such a coquettish game from inside to outside, and from time to time, it hurts the heart and the liver? ? ?

But you will get the martial arts cheats of Jiangnan heroes and a hidden weapon with a flying needle.

This flying needle is behind...

Sun Xiaozhi looked at his little book and found a node.

It must be here at the inn!

He took the phone, opened the halfway game, and made a choice with confidence. Indeed, he chose the right one, but he didn't expect the operation method of the plan.

You saw that the flower picker was about to rape that woman, so you ran over quickly... Seeing your red lips and white teeth, the flower picker couldn't help but have evil thoughts, and secretly set off ecstasy cigarettes on you.

You didn't notice it right, you used the flying needle on the flower thief...

The smoke of ecstasy in your body is about to explode and die. There are two people in front of you who can save your desire. You choose [injured and unconscious flower picker] [injured and unconscious woman]

...

Sun Xiaozhi was speechless, and his coquettishness was even stronger.

He really wanted to see what would happen if he chose a flower picker, but he didn't want to waste money, so he chose a woman. Sure enough, this chivalrous woman became his confidante.

yeah!

He waved his fist, gathered another beauty, and got closer and closer to 100%.

Sun Xiaozhi suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment. Although he spent a lot of time on this broken game, it was worth it. Nothing is difficult in the world if you put your heart into it...

He was about to continue cheerfully when his phone rang.

What's the matter, monitor?

Haha, I've gathered my beauties!

Ga!

Sun Xiaozhi asked awkwardly like a duck whose neck was pinched: How did you gather?

Everything else is simple. Liu Ruoxue is not easy to do. I tried several times but failed. I called the customer service angrily, saying that there is something wrong with what you did! The customer service said that I still need an item to unlock Liu Ruoxue.

I checked, it turned out to be in Suzhou City, you have to keep tipping that beggar, and if you tip enough, he will give you a bead...

Suzhou City, beggar?

Sun Xiaozhi has the impression that a crazy old beggar will ask for money, and he will get 2 yuan for one time, so he can't bear it.

But he suddenly paused, and asked more and more difficultly: Then you, how much did you tip?

Five times? It seems to be five times.

Then how much did you spend in total?

It's only over 200...

The squad leader didn't care, full of excitement: I'm missing Xiaolongnv now, I'll hang up now!

It's only over 200...it's over 200...it's...

The squad leader's family is rich, he knows this, but spending more than 200 yuan to play a text message game is beyond his poor imagination.

Sun Xiaozhi's liver hurts inexplicably.

………………

In the special period when Internet cafes are banned in Beijing and most people have nowhere to go online, a text message game spreads quietly.

There are not many people who play the publicity, but as long as they play, everyone has to contribute dozens of yuan. There was no large-scale discussion on the Internet, but there was a small circle of enthusiasm among acquaintances in private, especially among classmates.

Today's young people, surfing the Internet are fashionable, and they are fresh human beings who can say a few words rookie, mottled bamboo and I have taken you.

They feel that they are avant-garde enough, and in Yao Commander's eyes, they are all innocent little white flowers. There is no complicated gameplay in Legend of the Merry Jianghu, but it just shows the so-called avant-garde.

Whether it's teasing you, abusing you, or taking money out of your pocket...

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