Rebirth: I Want to Surf

At first, only Beihang University and Beijing Institute of Technology fought, but later more and more schools got involved.

A small number of people are filled with righteous indignation and want to fight to the death, but most of them are just joining in the fun. After all, it’s fun. They are all of the same age here, and they are all college students in the capital. They usually don’t have the opportunity.

Soon, the College Life chat room had more than a thousand people. The smell of gunpowder became stronger and stronger, and I couldn't help but began to expose the genitals and greet the other party's relatives.

The administrator kicked a few times without mercy, then suddenly turned off the microphone, and said to himself:

Okay, that's the end of the first half, and it would be disrespectful to tear it up any longer. Are there any handsome guys and pretty girls? Come out and sing a song to ease the embarrassing atmosphere.

After some excitement, this group of young people were very immersed in it, and their interest was high. A few people really jumped out to sing, and the good ones were praised, while the bad ones were kicked off the stage.

Suddenly, someone said: The manager's voice is pretty nice, you can sing one!

That's right, the administrator has one!

Come on!

It's okay to tell a joke!

...

Bringing a knife but not an umbrella on a rainy night seemed to hesitate for a moment, and said bluntly, I don't know how to sing, so let's tell a joke.

He cleared his throat, and said in a clear and cynical voice, This man can talk in general. Some people say it nicely, some people say it badly, some people say it comfortingly, and some people say it Disgusting.

The reason is nothing more than one thing, that is, to put the right language in the right situation.

The combination of language and situation is very important. For example, Beijing dialect, everyone goes to school in the capital, and they must have heard it in normal times. What are the characteristics of Beijing dialect?

There are many accents, many slang words, vulgar and funny, full of naughty smell, the old people say this is called Hutonger's language. '

In daily life, it is very interesting to chat in Beijing dialect, but it is not necessarily correct in other situations. Like little porn...

Whoa!

As soon as the little porn came out, the text chat box was full of enthusiasm.

The administrator was still unhurried, and said: There is no need to pretend here, who of you at your age has not received physiology education from teachers from Hong Kong, Taiwan and Dongying?

Let's go on, Beijing dialect is good for chatting, but it's not right to put it in pornographic movies.

For example, when you watch a small movie, a man and a woman come out, take off all their clothes, open their mouths and smell the alley. Especially if the capital dialect is easy to talk about you, then it will become like this...

The administrator's tone changed, and the authentic Beijing film:

Put your butt up, hey!

Damn it! You're really tight here... Hey, hey, you've got to see it before you hit it... Go to the east... That's right, just go here... Hey, it's a real way!

Snapped!

Jiang Chao flipped the keyboard, his head almost hit the partition, but he just opened his mouth wide, making a hoarse sound like a bellows being squeezed out from his throat, almost dying of laughter.

More riots in the chat room:

The administrator is really talented!

Hahaha, I will honor you as Brother Umbrella from now on!

One more time, one more time!

On rainy nights, he carried a knife and did not bring an umbrella to do good deeds, and he has been messing around with these college students for a long time.

After a while, Jiang Chao was still unsatisfied, and reluctantly left the chat room, all the cells in his body seemed to be soaked in the joyful atmosphere just now.

And before he quit, he had already changed his name to the same school name + screen name format as everyone else.

This is a great place!

Jiang Chao sighed, and looked at the time, he had been there for more than an hour unknowingly, and he only looked at the chat room, and there were still many new functions that he hadn't seen.

So he ran to his personal homepage, and when he entered, he found that there were also great changes.

The Network Log column is placed in a prominent position, with an additional Love and an additional Daily Task.

Click on Qingyuan first, glance at it, and understand.

When Netease was engaging in plagiarism before, the club launched a function: two people apply together, they can get a bond of friendship, and they can be certified as a couple.

Now upgrade further, you can give the other party a love gift, including roses, chocolates, dolls, etc. When you have enough points, you can unlock the last gift: a diamond ring.

Then apply to get married at the club!

These gifts range from 50 cents to 2 yuan, which is not expensive. If the smiling girl was still there, Jiang Chao would rush for the diamond ring.

After watching Love, Jiang Chao clicked on Daily Tasks again, starting from the check-in, but the next item was: Send an online log.

...

Jiang Chao looked at the rules carefully, and there are probably two points:

One is that members can upgrade their level by going through the task process every day, and when they reach a certain level, they can get corresponding gifts.

This gift is not a cross talk ticket or a discounted package, but a direct gift of movie tickets, 20 or 50 yuan of mobile phone top-up and so on.

The second is to encourage members to post weblogs, and the website will select excellent articles and recommend them to public channels, even newspapers and magazines, and reward them.

Eh!

His mentality was instantly balanced, and the members were indeed members, after all, they were different from ordinary people!

And after a long time, Jiang Chao finally finished reading all the updated content, only to feel rich and colorful, more and more attractive, and at the same time, he also felt an inexplicable feeling.

It seems that this website has changed from simple to complex, setting up traps little by little, so that more and more people can't stop and cannot leave here, and they always think that they seem to get something, but they are not very sure.

Later generations called this feeling: the self-consciousness of being a leek.

…………

The upgrade and revision of the club sparked heated discussions among old and new netizens.

Some said it was good, some said it was not good, and what was said was not necessarily bad, it was just that my habit was broken and I couldn't get used to it for a while.

In any case, it is an indisputable fact that the popularity of the club has skyrocketed. Three days after its launch, the maximum daily number of online users has exceeded 10,000, and the cumulative number of members has reached 40,000, all of whom are local netizens.

On the other side, the girls' training period is over and they are entering the assessment stage.

Yao Yuan set up two levels, one is to go to the voice chat room to grab the microphone, talk for five minutes, and listen in there.

One was to call Han Tao, Wu Jun, Du Chunyang, and himself, the four male compatriots formed a judging panel and had one-on-one private chats with those girls.

For ten minutes, the only requirement is to tease him! Tease him slightly erotically!

The girls pulled out all the stops.

Boom!

As soon as the door opened, Han Tao stumbled out, his face was red, he supported the table and waved his hands repeatedly: No, no, no!

What are you talking about?

The female employees are very curious.

Oh, you can't say it, you can't say it.

Han Tao gulped down a large glass of water, sat back in his seat, and meditated alone.

Not long after, there was another bang, and Wu Jun came out, waving his hands again and again without saying a word.

Immediately afterwards, Du Chunyang also came out. The trousers were a little protruding, and he kept giving a thumbs up: Awesome! Commander Yao taught a bunch of goblins alive!

What the hell are we talking about?

Why don't you let us listen! We want to listen too!

We want to be judges too!

The female employees were all dissatisfied, looked around and asked, Hey, why hasn't Commander Yao come out yet?

Wow!

The three of Han Tao praised in unison, and they all fell to the ground in admiration.

I couldn't stand it for ten minutes. He listened to the beginning and the end, and then commented on it.

That's called not changing face, like a living Buddha!

The girls are not convinced, I guess there is a wheel war inside!

Commander Yao is truly a god!