Rebirth Handbook

Zhong Jin died on the tail at the age of twenty-nine.

She was busy at work, she lost her hair every day and almost became bald at a young age, so there was a tumor in her head and she didn't notice it. When she couldn't stand the headache, she went to the hospital for examination, it was too late. The doctors couldn't fight the arrogant tumor, and the operation that had so little chance of success was of course a failure.

The last moment of her life was spent on the operating table. With her dying eyes open, Zhong Jin looked at the doctors and nurses dangling around her, feeling that their faces were heavy as if they were attending a funeral. Looking at the coffin filled with soil.

The operating room was empty, and there was no family or friend waiting for her to come out.

It's terrible to get mixed up here. However, in the face of this tragic situation, Zhong Jin almost couldn't help laughing. What a **** world this is, Zhong Jin thought to himself, the mortgage has just been paid off. She knew that the house she bought would not last a few days, so why was she so anxious to save money to buy a house? Isn't it great to lie down as a salted fish?

But the most annoying thing in the world is ‘know it early’.

If she had known that she would get this disease, she would have enjoyed life to the full.

Or going forward, if she had known that life would be so hard after she came back, she would have stayed on the outer planet as a pet.

Before she died, Zhong Jin couldn't help but remembered that twelve years ago, she regretted her innocence again in her heart. Well, it was not the first time she regretted it. If God gave her another chance, she promised to absolutely accept the corrosion of alien sugar-coated shells, abandon the frivolous face of youth and the self-esteem of Zhong Er, and be a capitalist pet who enjoys life, lying down every day to eat and drink without doing anything.

As soon as I closed my eyes, my life passed silently.

Zhong Jin was born in an era when the patriarchal patriarchy prevailed, so she was unlucky when she was born and was thrown to the village water well by irresponsible parents, leaving her to fend for herself. Fortunately, the cold wind in December did not freeze her to death. She was adopted by a kind man passing by.

Her adoptive father took care of her as her own daughter. Unfortunately, when she was nine years old, her adoptive father died unexpectedly and her adoptive mother did not like her. After her adoptive father died, she was still willing to raise her unrelated oil bottle. Zhong Jin was grateful to her adoptive mother. As for her raising herself until the age of sixteen, Zhong Jin had nothing to do with it. Reason to blame her.

Twenty-nine-year-old Zhong Jin is already a nine-to-five office worker. She draws her eyebrows when she goes to work, changes lipstick of different colors every day, burns big waves, and is a **** D-cup sister who smokes. After get off work, he was just a rough guy who stepped on big slippers and moved his feet, without a bra, sitting in front of the computer, watching comedy movies and eating spicy soup.

It is very different from what she looked like when she was sixteen.

Although sixteen-year-old Zhong Jin faces the indifferent eyes of her adoptive mother every day, she is a vigorous girl who is silly and happy every day. She has little short hair and has not changed her style for more than ten years. She is rustic but vigorous and meets every morning. I sigh at the sun that it is a new day and encourage myself to work hard.

Like the heroines of idol dramas that became popular in later years.

Until a big turn in her life, an inexplicable plot unfolded, and she was captured by aliens on the way to school.

Well, yes, she was taken away by aliens.

It's not a joke. Although she told others after she came back, no one believed her, but it was true.

She was taken away by an alien who looked like a roadside trash can. When she woke up, she was already in an alien. Together with other strange creatures, she was sold in a market-like place.

Speaking of this, I have to talk about Zhong Jin's first love, the alien who bought her. That guy seemed to be an alien aristocratic master, he bought her back as a pet. She was young and knowledgeable and lacking in love, and that guy was so kind to her that Zhong Jin unilaterally fell in love within a month.

This is bad, think about it, where would anyone fall in love with a pet you keep? Even those cat slaves on the earth who are stepped on their heads by cat owners who dare not speak out, would not think about marrying their cats as wives. So Zhong Jin was very depressed in the face of this tragic reality.

She can’t eat, sleep well, face all kinds of strange aliens in an unfamiliar environment, disagree with the environment, hopeless for her first relationship, and don’t want to be a pet. , All this made her mentally suffer, in this case, she missed the earth more and more.

Later, it didn't take long for her master to think that she would die if she was so melancholy, so he simply sent her back to Earth. From this point of view, the alien master is quite good. Years later, the big sister Zhong Jin, who had left her love mind aside, felt heartbroken every time she thought of her innocence and hypocrisy back then.

Young people always think that love is greater than anything else, but when they really start to face poverty, they will find that the feeling of tossing and turning is not as good as the three-month salary.

Later, it was her adoptive mother who announced that she did not want to raise her. She expressed her understanding and began to work hard to earn tuition, and then went to work in society. After a busy ten years of buying a house, the operation failed and she died.

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"Do you want to do it again?"

"If you could do it again, what would you do?"

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Red fairy daughter, if I can do it again, I think I will stay with the aliens. It would be good to be a pet corroded by capitalist sugar cannonballs. There is no need to work and someone to raise, sleep carefree every day, worry-free. How nice to spend the next short life without worry.

Anyway, as long as I don't love him, I will be indestructible.

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"Oh, didn't I dream of the fairy in red?" Zhong Jin shook her rustic short hair, looked at her undeveloped small breasts, and almost cried.

"My **** wish has come true! The fairy's name hasn't been told to me yet, how should I give her incense to reciprocate!" Zhong Jin happily almost wanted to run three kilometers to express her excitement, but she is now Was tied up, unable to break free.

The place where she is now is no longer the earth, but an alien planet. There is no sun in the sky, but twelve unknown planets are illuminated. From the horizon on the left to the horizon on the right, one of the twelve planets moves slowly at intervals from the horizon on the left to the horizon on the right. Up to twelve, the bright ones can dazzle people's eyes.

She was **** by an owner who set up a market stall and sold things. He grew up like a tree. He (she?) planted his roots in the purple soil. The flexible branches were tied to many strange creatures, Zhong Jin It is one of the strange creatures.

The brother-in-law who was tied to her left was a tuft of green jelly, with small furry tentacles protruding from it, shaking and diverging around, shaking into waves.

The stronger one tied to her right is a handful of noodles, hanging there without movement.

Are there too many tentacles among aliens? Zhong Jin poked his head and looked at the stalls on the alien market with interest. At this time in her last life, she was just scared, she didn't dare to look more and was bought by the alien owner. Now that she became an old driver and came to see it again, she found that these aliens were quite interesting.

Look at the alien boss over there, who looks like a ball. His body is full of pits and holes. After a while, bubbles are sprayed out of those holes. It's like a large bubble blowing machine. All kinds of aliens who walked past him occasionally walked away with a bubble, hey, can the bubble be held in your hand?

In addition to those aliens of various shapes, there are many aliens similar to humans in this area. There are four eyes, eight eyes and sixteen eyes, all with eyes, long horns on the head, and long tails on the buttocks. There are also many who have a pair of feet or multiple heads.

After watching a circle, Zhong Jin was amazed by her good luck, because among so many weird aliens, the alien who bought her is exactly the appearance of a human on earth, although he is a bit too big. , But at least there are no more strange parts, so it makes people feel intimate.

I was a little excited about seeing him again soon.

"Ah~ why aren't you here yet~"

Zhong Jin was paralyzed by the people there, and the people she was waiting for had just arrived at the entrance of this market.

"Neil, what kind of pet do you want to buy?"

"I don't want to buy pets."

"You like fighting so much. How about buying a thick-skinned bag and a star person? They are the most honest and loyal, and can accompany the owner to play happily~"

"I don't buy pets."

"Then buy a flower tree? You don't need to take it out to play, just pour the nutrient solution every day. If you are in a bad mood after fighting with people, you can let your pet bloom for you~ You like it What color flower tree?"

"I don't buy pets."

"Oh, I see, then you can buy a sticky coccidia and stick it on your body to massage it. I heard that it's super comfortable, so Banana bought two of them, and they often stick them on the chest~"

"I don't buy pets."

"If so, buy one..."

boom!

After a loud noise, the brawny man who was as big as a hill was slapped to the ground more than ten meters away by another brawny man. The alien bosses who were in the stalls stepped back and waited for the brawny man to be fine. It seemed that after getting up, they gathered back to the original place again.

The man with a grumpy face standing on the spot is called Neil. He has short black hair that stands up like a hedgehog, golden eyes with heavy pupils, and at an altitude of more than two meters, he looks like a ferocious iron tower. He was dressed in neat clothes similar to military uniforms, with shiny gold badges on his shoulders and chest, and seven gold swords stuck in his waist. Even if you don't know him, you know when you see this outfit, he is a noble of the nearby Leia galaxy.

Neil retracted his fist, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said impatiently, "I said not to buy a pet."

The brawny man who was beaten out was called Sa. He was wearing clothes similar to Neil, and he also had a gold medal and a gold sword on his body. He laughed and walked back with a heavy footstep like a hill, "It's rare that you would come to the pet market with me, so what if you buy a pet to accompany you? Look at you for so long alone. Are you going to continue to live like this afterwards?"

Neil snorted coldly, his face full of grumpy wanting to destroy the world, "Pets are too much trouble!"

The person who said that, after walking through half a market and seeing a creature tied to the body of the Lucky Star, suddenly pointed his finger: "What is that?"

His companion Sa looked over his fingers, shrugged and said: "Blue Stars are very fragile, very troublesome to raise, and they have no functions. If they use more strength, they will die. If they eat the wrong thing, they will die. , If you don’t sleep well, you will die, you will die if you fall into the water, and you will die if you are not careful. Recently, the nobles in the west of the Leia galaxy have become popular to keep these blue star pets. Those guys think they are like us These nobles in the east are different. Even raising a pet is so troublesome and useless."

Neil: "I want to buy this."

Neil slapped himself in the face without changing his face.

Sa's eyes widened like a copper bell, "I'm sure you will kill you in one day, Neil!"

Neil was impatient to listen to him again, and the boss hula slapped him aside again, and strode forward to the stall.